Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

[Strider Xhaiden]

Granted, but it's feral and gives you both rabies and ebola.

I wish I didn't have this ridiculous clockwork handle sticking out of my head.

[Zx]

And you get Clockman

I wish for some Orange Fanta

[Wanda Bear]

Alaka-dont! You get a bunch of old ladies dancing in hoola skirts! ^^

I wish I was a boy!

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  You now a bishie who gets mistaken for a girl and put in too much yaoi. 

I wish I had some $2 Tacos right now.

[Gaia]

Granted.. but.. they.. have that terrible stench.. 

I want a turkey, a deep-fried, baked and stuffed turkey! (Yeah, let's make that happen)

[Zx]

DANDAN! Anf you get Ronald Mcdonalds. Do you want fries with that?

I wish for a real gundam

[Gaia]

Granted, but you get caught in the middle of the war..

I wish for a significally large computer room.

[Nexus]

Granted, but no computer works.

I wish for my 5-year old anime-in-thought series to be real. And trust me, no kiddie crap, no stupidness, just drama and super-human bloodbaths. 

[Ninja Lou]

Granted, but it is canceled after one episode and you are then chased but an angry mob of people who watched it.

I wish they would rerelease the Robotech comic.

[Protoman Blues]

They do.  Max dies.

I wish I was the Hamburglar

[Phi]

Granted, but then Ronald McDonald comes and rapes you.

I wish I had coffee.

[Sparky]

Granted, but it's such a powerful brew that you explode from hyperactivity.

I wish I was the magical talking fish.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  You spend your remaining days getting your head bashed into other people, as well as cutting down the largest tree in the forest.

I was I was a Knight Who Said NIH!

[Ninja Lou]

Granted, but you can't decide what your favorite colour is and are thrown off a bridge.

I wish I had a killer rabbit

[Nexus]

Granted, but the rabbit kills you.

I wish I could fly.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  You can never land.

I wish I did a Movie Podcast! 

[Sparky]

Granted, but it becomes too popular for its host site and it crashes

I wish Nintendo stopped hating on Ghost pokemon.

[Gaia]

Granted, but it becomes too popular for its host site and it crashes

I wish Nintendo stopped hating on Ghost pokemon.

Granted, but now Nintendo starts hating on the next best type: Normal types.

I wish for a Tuna Salad.

[Solar]

Granted, but the tuna comes back to life and slaps your face.

I wish I had the ability of ZA WARUDO!

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but now, you are WEEGEE! D:

I wish that the holidays would come sooner...

[Solar]

Granted, but they are moved to October and they are over today.

I wish for a wish that wishes that someone wishes to wish a wish.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but the world broke.

I wish... for nothing.

[Solar]

Granted, your base turns to nothing.

I wish that I could achieve a speed faster than the speed of light and to be able to go through objects so I don't crash every .0001 seconds.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but you divided by zero.

I wish that I have another cup of coffee.

[Quickman]

Granted.  It's decaf, room temperature, and three days old.

I wish my internet connection wouldn't go down when the weather changes.