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Sparky · **Reply #250 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:01:14 AM

Granted. They hate you and maul you do death.

I wish the Crimson DS lite wasn't discontinued.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #251 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:02:26 AM

Granted. They now burn after exposure to air.

I wish they did an entire episode of Venture Bros. devoted to Shore Leave and OSI.

Solar · **Reply #252 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:03:49 AM

Granted, but it's only aired once, you miss it, your ways of recording it are broken and for some reason no one else in the world recorded it.

I wish for pizza.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #253 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:04:44 AM

Granted. It's Little Caesars.

I wish I had a real Sword of Omens.

Sparky · **Reply #254 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:05:45 AM

Granted. Mum-Ra came with it, too.

I wish I didn't need Gametap to play American McGee's Grimm

Solar · **Reply #255 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:06:47 AM

Granted, but now you have to pay $100 for it.

I wish for a Netnavi.

Quote from: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 07:04:44 AM

Granted. It's Little Caesars.

Ooh, thanks

Trask · **Reply #256 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:08:41 AM

Granted, but it's infected with the Zero Virus.

I wish for a good movie.

Quickman · **Reply #257 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:22:51 AM

Granted. It is the most awesome movie ever, with the best storyline, superb acting, twists and turns all around. The special effects are spectacular, the music is moving, and the ending leaves audiences stunned. But it's only shown for a very limited time in select theatres. And your theatre isn't one of 'em.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...

Protoman Blues · **Reply #258 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:25:56 AM

Granted. As a man starts to eat you, you realize what a horrible lie that song really is!

I wish I could direct an orchestra.

Ninja Lou · **Reply #259 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:27:04 AM

Granted, at your 1st show you are attacked by badgers.

I wish I had a Good NYC slice pizza. Just cheese, sauce, and bread

Solar · **Reply #260 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:27:59 AM

Granted, but you MUST share with me if you want it.

I wish for stuff.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #261 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:28:32 AM

Granted. Stuff comes with West Nile Virus.

I wish I could cure all disease.

Trask · **Reply #262 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:30:19 AM

Granted, but you're the disease AND you're the cure.

I wish I was better at Math.

Ninja Lou · **Reply #263 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:30:56 AM

Granted, but every time you pick him you are attacked by badgers.

I wish I had some highly trained attack badgers... and a tiger (also highly trained).♠

Protoman Blues · **Reply #264 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:33:12 AM

Granted. An untrained Raptor comes and kills them, and you.

I wish I didn't see Repo.

Solar · **Reply #265 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:34:39 AM

Granted, but it is somehow burnt into your mind anyways.

I wish I had more time to play games.

Quickman · **Reply #266 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:40:35 AM

Granted. Your life is wasted from playing games.

I wish "select theatres" would also mean theatres in my area...

Protoman Blues · **Reply #267 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:42:05 AM

Granted. They only show crap like Repo.

I wish I could have those 93 minutes of my life back.

Quickman · **Reply #268 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:43:33 AM

Granted. Those 93 minutes are promptly wasted on something else that sucks.

I wish there was a decent public transit system around here.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #269 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:44:50 AM

Granted. You soon learn to hate the public that rides it.

I wish Quickie was riding me right now!

Solar · **Reply #270 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:49:32 AM

Granted, you turn into a horse and she starts riding you towards the sunset...

I wish for whatever the next poster wants to.

Quickman · **Reply #271 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:52:34 AM

Granted. Enjoy your week's vacation in accounting hell!

I wish for a better wish to corrupt.

Ninja Lou · **Reply #272 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:57:08 AM

Granted, but you are attacked by badgers.

I wish I had a device to control time and space, also a lightsaber, a VF-25, a magic Katana, and a can of cherry coke.

Quickman · **Reply #273 on:** November 13, 2008, 08:36:44 AM

Granted. That knowledge rips a hole in the space-time continuum, destroying everything in one fell swoop, including the lightsabre, VF-25, and magic katana. The cherry coke was flat and room-temperature.

I wish I had the entire Dalek Empire series right now, rather than download it in chunks.

Ninja Lou · **Reply #274 on:** November 13, 2008, 08:40:28 AM

Granted, but it was put together by a badger that just attacked PB.... so it doesn't make sense.

I wish this I could come up with something better then badgers.

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