Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

[Solar]

Granted, now it will go down every other time.

I wish my school's wireless internet connection didn't suck so much.

[Flame]

granted. it doesnt suck but at the cost of running windows 98.

I wish I had my own computer or laptop to replace the one that died... ;_;

[Solar]

Granted, but it includes a replacement for you.

I wish Pluto was a planet again.

[Quickman]

Granted.  it is a rogue planet and is on a collision course for Earth.

I wish I could clear the vines off the telephone line without electrocuting myself.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  You just slip and hang yourself via the Vines.

I wish I didn't have to go to school wearing a suit tomorrow.

[Solar]

Granted, instead you have to go in your underwear or you'll be expelled.

I wish I didn't have to make a speech.

[Sparky]

Granted, but now you have to write an essay.


I wish I wish I killed a fish.

[Solar]

Granted, but its family somehow drowns you.

I wish I wished for a wish.

Granted, but now you have to write an essay.

I already have to

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  That wish only backfires, as you made it from a corrupt Monkey Paw

I wish the Perry Bible Fellowship hadn't stopped.

[Solar]

Granted, but your sexcellence must decrease instead, are you willing to do it?

I wish my school was closed tomorrow.

[Quickman]

I wish the Perry Bible Fellowship hadn't stopped.

Granted.  It's now drawn by someone without any talent or a sense of humour and sucks.

I wish my school was closed tomorrow.

Granted.  But the sweatshops are open and legal and require you.

I wish I had chocolate.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  It's all gone bad though.

I wish my other consoles glowed blue.

[Quickman]

Granted.  The blue glow is from the circuits overheating and frying.

I wish I had a Wii.

[Sparky]

Granted, but it gets lost in a sea of Holiday shipments and is never seen again.


I wish I had more free time.

[Sky Child]

Granted. You get your free time by falling terribly ill.

I wish I had longer hair.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  You grow longer hair other than on your head.

I wish I had more money.

[Sparky]

Granted, but it's counterfeit. Don't drop the soap!


I wish I could never drop the soap ever.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  They still take you from behind anyway.

I wish I didn't have to walk all the way downstairs for Mango Lemonade.

[Sparky]

Granted. The stairs become a ramp, and no matter how hard you try, you can never walk back up.


I wish I had a sandvich. Not a sandwich, a sandvich.

[Wanda Bear]

Alaka-dumbed! You are by german soldiers for your sandvich.

I had the triforce!

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  You get the Triforce of Clumsiness.

I wish I wasn't so polite and nice so I could post my newest addition to the RPM Musical!

[Solar]

Granted, now go post it already!

I wish I didn't feel so tired.

[Wanda Bear]

Alaka-Noway! Your blood is now coffee!

I wish I could find that secret in MM9!

[Quickman]

Granted.  You find it after so many trials and it's not even worth it.

I wish my cats would stop trying to ride each other.

[Wanda Bear]

Alaka-Nuh-uh! They give you "the look of involvement" and force you to join them.

I wish I had Quicky's cats!