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Solar · **Reply #225 on:** November 13, 2008, 05:39:25 AM

Granted, now it will go down every other time.

I wish my school's wireless internet connection didn't suck so much.

Flame · **Reply #226 on:** November 13, 2008, 05:41:40 AM

granted. it doesnt suck but at the cost of running windows 98.

I wish I had my own computer or laptop to replace the one that died... ;_;

Solar · **Reply #227 on:** November 13, 2008, 05:43:41 AM

Granted, but it includes a replacement for you.

I wish Pluto was a planet again.

Quickman · **Reply #228 on:** November 13, 2008, 05:45:01 AM

Granted. it is a rogue planet and is on a collision course for Earth.

I wish I could clear the vines off the telephone line without electrocuting myself.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #229 on:** November 13, 2008, 05:53:40 AM

Granted. You just slip and hang yourself via the Vines.

I wish I didn't have to go to school wearing a suit tomorrow.

Solar · **Reply #230 on:** November 13, 2008, 05:55:28 AM

Granted, instead you have to go in your underwear or you'll be expelled.

I wish I didn't have to make a speech.

Sparky · **Reply #231 on:** November 13, 2008, 05:56:31 AM

Granted, but now you have to write an essay.

I wish I wish I killed a fish.

Solar · **Reply #232 on:** November 13, 2008, 05:58:05 AM

Granted, but its family somehow drowns you.

I wish I wished for a wish.

Quote from: Sparky on November 13, 2008, 05:56:31 AM

Granted, but now you have to write an essay.

I already have to

Protoman Blues · **Reply #233 on:** November 13, 2008, 05:59:03 AM

Granted. That wish only backfires, as you made it from a corrupt Monkey Paw

I wish the Perry Bible Fellowship hadn't stopped.

Solar · **Reply #234 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:03:08 AM

Granted, but your sexcellence must decrease instead, are you willing to do it?

I wish my school was closed tomorrow.

Quickman · **Reply #235 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:04:21 AM

Quote from: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 05:59:03 AM

I wish the Perry Bible Fellowship hadn't stopped.

Granted. It's now drawn by someone without any talent or a sense of humour and sucks.

Quote from: Taiyo on November 13, 2008, 06:03:08 AM

I wish my school was closed tomorrow.

Granted. But the sweatshops are open and legal and require you.

I wish I had chocolate.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #236 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:14:00 AM

Granted. It's all gone bad though.

I wish my other consoles glowed blue.

Quickman · **Reply #237 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:15:38 AM

Granted. The blue glow is from the circuits overheating and frying.

I wish I had a Wii.

Sparky · **Reply #238 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:18:24 AM

Granted, but it gets lost in a sea of Holiday shipments and is never seen again.

I wish I had more free time.

Sky Child · **Reply #239 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:19:57 AM

Granted. You get your free time by falling terribly ill.

I wish I had longer hair.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #240 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:22:51 AM

Granted. You grow longer hair other than on your head.

I wish I had more money.

Sparky · **Reply #241 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:26:20 AM

Granted, but it's counterfeit. Don't drop the soap!

I wish I could never drop the soap ever.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #242 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:28:57 AM

Granted. They still take you from behind anyway.

I wish I didn't have to walk all the way downstairs for Mango Lemonade.

Sparky · **Reply #243 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:31:36 AM

Granted. The stairs become a ramp, and no matter how hard you try, you can never walk back up.

I wish I had a sandvich. Not a sandwich, a sandvich.

Wanda Bear · **Reply #244 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:34:38 AM

Alaka-dumbed! You are by german soldiers for your sandvich.

I had the triforce!

Protoman Blues · **Reply #245 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:36:04 AM

Granted. You get the Triforce of Clumsiness.

I wish I wasn't so polite and nice so I could post my newest addition to the RPM Musical!

Solar · **Reply #246 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:39:29 AM

Granted, now go post it already!

I wish I didn't feel so tired.

Wanda Bear · **Reply #247 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:42:27 AM

Alaka-Noway! Your blood is now coffee!

I wish I could find that secret in MM9!

Quickman · **Reply #248 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:45:51 AM

Granted. You find it after so many trials and it's not even worth it.

I wish my cats would stop trying to ride each other.

Wanda Bear · **Reply #249 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:53:33 AM

Alaka-Nuh-uh! They give you "the look of involvement" and force you to join them.

I wish I had Quicky's cats!

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