Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

[Flame]

I make a wish, the next person corrupts it horribly, and then they make one, and so forth.

I wish that all the RPM hadnt crashed and been reset...

[Police Girl]

Instead you are banned, Happy day!

I wish I had a real Geass...

[TeaOfJay]

Granted, but it only allows you to look five minutes into the future.

I wish I had a wish with which I would make and then have it horribly corrupted by people on the internet.

[Police Girl]

It won't get horribly Corrupted...

I wish Kallen was my girlfriend...

[Sparky]

Granted, but she's unfaithful as hell.

I wish I had Castle Crashers.

[Jericho]

Congrats you got it for your birthday, but RRoD got the best of your 360.

I wish if money wasn't so damn troublesome.

[Solar]

Granted, now you get $100 an hour, but it combusts as soon as it touches your hand.

I wish for randomness.

[Zx]

And you get nothing

I wish for power

[Rad Lionheart]

You got power, you got power of turning light switches on and off at lightning speeds. Have fun with your new home made strobe light powers.

I wish I was good at corrupting wishes.

[Solar]

@ZX:Granted, but it is controlled with cybernetic implants that will make you blow up if they ever fail or fall, btw, there is a bunch of really powerful people at your door waiting to kick your ass. (I liked how it came out, I am NOT deleting it because someone posted faster >_>)

@Rad:Granted, but you suck at everything else in life now.

I wish for a Xbox 360 immune to RRoD and any other kind of failure.

[Jericho]

@Rad: Granted, but now every time you start a sentence with "I wish", you're struck with lightning.
@Tai: Granted, but you can only play your games in one sit through since the system turns itself off to conserve power.

I wish if I had more awesome music.

[Police Girl]

Granted, but you can't play it anyway.


I still wish Kallen was my girlfriend...

[Rad Lionheart]

So basically I now have the ability to corrupt wishes? Everything else is the same? Sweet. +1 for Rad.

But anyways, you get your immune xbox 360, but you're now too poor to afford games, and any games you now own have suddenly burst into flames.

[Hypershell]

Having failed to make a follow-up wish and broken the thread, the sharp corners of each box in the thread will jump out of your computer monitor and slash open your skull.

I wish for a million dollars and a fridge with a padlock.

[HyperSonicEXE]

Granted, but the million dollars is in Confederate Money!

I'd like to have a new Starfox game!

[Sparky]

Granted, but the franchise has gone to hell.

I wish I had a cardboard cutout of Dr. Robotnik.

[Solar]

Granted, but it comes to life and invades your empire.

I wish it would rain money.

[Hypershell]

Granted, but it rains only coins falling at lethal speeds.

I wish for Titanus to retu-
...nevermind, that's already been corrupted twice.

I wish for a DVD burner.

[Wanda Bear]

Granted but it actually melts your dvds

I wish I had Zero's boob lights!!!

[HyperSonicEXE]

Granted, but you get pulled over by a police officer for one of them being out.

I'd like to never need sleep!

[Trask]

Granted, but you are now extremely lonely since no one is up.
I wish I had a Vampire Killer.

[Alice in Entropy]

[Ooh, I love this game. X3]

Granted, the legendary Vampire Killer whip appears in your hands. Of course, the revived-for-the-umpteenth-time Dracula is none too happy about this, and so he sends his army of demons, undead and other nasties after you and they munch your soul like an old Twiglet.

I wish I had horns.

[CephiYumi]

You got it!  *an entire brass section appears in your living room*

I wish I could draw better~

[Alice in Entropy]

Granted. In fact, you can draw so amazingly well that every other artist chases you and try to lynch you.

I wish Nana (from Command Mission) was my RL girlfriend~ =3

[Wanda Bear]

Granted but she's killed by an uprising anti-futuristic robot group.

I wish I could makeout with Bridget! (guilty gear)