Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

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Reply #1075 on: March 23, 2013, 03:26:45 AM
Granted but you need 5 D batteries for it to work.

I wish I could roll these coins faster.

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Reply #1076 on: March 23, 2013, 03:27:15 AM
Granted but they roll away from you.

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Reply #1077 on: March 23, 2013, 03:27:41 AM
HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO GET NINJA'D

Granted, but it gives you cancer.

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Reply #1078 on: March 23, 2013, 03:27:53 AM
Godfucking damnit, nope not gonna change my grant. Tfb.

Granted, you roll them so fast you burn the skin off your hands.

I wish i could hook up.



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Reply #1079 on: March 23, 2013, 03:28:21 AM
Granted but its fishing.

I wish I had something cool as a pet



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Reply #1080 on: March 23, 2013, 03:31:42 AM
Granted, but that pet will die within a week.

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Reply #1081 on: March 23, 2013, 03:33:35 AM
Granted. It's in Latin.

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Reply #1082 on: March 23, 2013, 03:35:52 AM
Granted. You get no pussy.

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Reply #1083 on: March 23, 2013, 03:37:22 AM
Granted but even if its yours you can't access it

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Reply #1084 on: March 23, 2013, 03:39:30 AM
Granted, and everyone gets yandere-jealous of your style.

I wish my phone wasn't a cheap piece of [parasitic bomb] so I can use my controller with it.

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Reply #1085 on: March 23, 2013, 03:41:28 AM
Granted. Your phone's now an even cheaper piece of [parasitic bomb] that's controller compatible.

I wish my phone's faceplate wasn't cracked all the way down to the chip.


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Reply #1086 on: March 23, 2013, 03:43:53 AM
granted but now the phone doesn't work

I wish I had something to do



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Reply #1087 on: March 23, 2013, 03:49:24 AM
Granted. You have something to do: log off. :P

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Reply #1088 on: March 23, 2013, 03:50:49 AM
Granted, but for various reasons you are unable to afford it.

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Reply #1089 on: March 23, 2013, 03:58:05 AM
Granted. You then sleep in too often, get fired from your job and/or lots of bad grades in your school, depending on which ones apply.

I wish my dog wasn't such a pain in the ass.

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Reply #1090 on: March 23, 2013, 03:59:54 AM
granted but due to an... unfortunate accident it becomes a literal pain in your ass

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Reply #1091 on: March 23, 2013, 12:43:55 PM
Wish granted. But then I just come in post afterwards just to torment you.

I wish my computer stopped lagging like a [sonic slicer].


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Reply #1092 on: March 23, 2013, 12:50:31 PM
Wish granted, but now it goes so fast that it creates a tear in the fabric of space-time. Antimatter starts to seep through the tear, and the first thing it comes into contact with is you. Antimatter, being antimatter, promptly annihilates every atom in your body, creating a massive nuclear explosion with each destruction. The repeated explosions quickly tear through the house and surrounding area, also creating a massive cavern below where you, when you existed, were standing. Antimatter is also blown around by these explosions, and in a matter of minutes the nation is destroyed. Parts of the mantle are quickly becoming visible with each subsequent nuclear-force explosion, soon to be eradicated by more antimatter as it makes its way to the core. The center of our planet doesn't stand a chance, as it is annihilated as well, bringing about the complete and utter annihilation of Earth. The moon follows shortly thereafter, and from there the rest of the Solar System falls prey as well in just a few months. The explosion of the Sun triggered by antimatter greatly accelerates this process. Eventually, all matter in the universe is destroyed...

I wish that sometimes my imagination didn't go wild.

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #1093 on: March 23, 2013, 04:04:18 PM
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I wish that sometimes my imagination didn't go wild.

Granted, but now it's just constant because you overdosed on LSD. You now reside in an asylum. It has these though, so it's not so bad.  :cookie:

I wish coffee was unlimited and didn't cause inflation from being unlimited.

You can't be just some dude with that post count...

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Reply #1094 on: March 23, 2013, 04:06:33 PM
Wish granted. The Earth is now literally drowning in coffee. Aliens will discover our last messages and travel, making the now coffee planet a famous rest stop in the galaxy, known for its unlimited ocean of coffee.

I wish my sleeping schedule was back on track.

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Reply #1095 on: March 23, 2013, 04:09:47 PM
Wish granted. The Earth is now literally drowning in coffee. Aliens will discover our last messages and travel, making the now coffee planet a famous rest stop in the galaxy, known for its unlimited ocean of coffee.

I wish my sleeping schedule was back on track.

Granted, but since you effectively made me god via proxy by flooding the world with my wish I don't grant your actual wish of making you on time for whatever things you need to be on time for.

I wish nothing happened forever.

You can't be just some dude with that post count...

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Reply #1096 on: March 23, 2013, 04:17:51 PM
Granted, but nothing happens.


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Reply #1097 on: March 23, 2013, 04:20:47 PM
Granted, but there was no wish to corrupt so nothing happens as well except cows started to ride skateboards by standing on its two feet instead of four.

I wish I had a high quality headphones.




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Reply #1098 on: March 23, 2013, 04:44:28 PM
Granted, but the volume is permanently set to maximum and you go deaf.

I wish I didn't have a headache.



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Reply #1099 on: March 23, 2013, 11:23:57 PM
Granted, now you have a stomachache

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