Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

[Suppercut ♡]

Granted, but he spends all the time talking to his agent in a very boring voice unexpected of him.

I wish from-scratch networking wasn't so hard.

[Burst]

Granted, but it turns out like this.

[spoiler]I can smell you. [/spoiler]

I wish Rick Moranis was God.

Edit: Ninja'd.

[Amatiramisu]

^That video.

Granted, unfortunately all children are shrunken as a result.

I wish KFC served real food instead of grease with breading.

[Burst]

Granted, but it's racist chicken. Okay with gay people, but otherwise....

I wish for a talking closet.

[Archer]

Granted but it tells you to come out of it.

I wish I had a better alarm clock.

[Mr. Haxwell]

Granted, but then it wakes up the neighbors,too.

I wish I wasn't human.

[Frozen Potato]

Granted, now you're a dirt.

I wish I have a fox as a pet.

[Mr. Haxwell]

Granted, but now your neighbors' dogs ends up harrassing the poor thing, 24/7.

I wish I lived on another planet.

[ViperAcidZX]

Granted, but the natives on that planet treat you like an outcast.

I wish for a high-end PC.

[Amatiramisu]

Granted. Unfortunately you get cocky and overclock it a bit too high and blow the processor.

I wish my brother wouldn't sit there and giggle at his youtube videos next to me while I'm reading.

[Suppercut ♡]

Granted. He now sits there and giggles at cat gifs that Ruri posts on Tumblr while you're doing taxes.

Because nobody granted it, I wish from-scratch networking wasn't so hard.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted. It's easy but you're still fired.

I wish I were a judge on Chopped!

[Sakura Leic]

Granted but all the baskets contain Raspberries as an ingredient.

I wish my tastes were less picky.

[Police Girl]

Granted, now you won't eat anything but non-food.

I wish I could stop time.

[Archer]

Ruri posts on Tumblr

[tornado fang] you.

No really, [tornado fang] you.

This is the most insulted I've ever been my whole time on this site.

[Mr. Haxwell]

I wish I could stop time.

Granted, but now that you stopped time, Ruri was unable to reply to that post. Not only that, you realize you can't restore time, nor undo the wish.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[Suppercut ♡]

Granted, but it has an auto-lock-on to girls' skirts.

I wish I had my vacation back.

[tornado fang] you.

No really, [tornado fang] you.

This is the most insulted I've ever been my whole time on this site.

A pleasure doing business with ye.

[Amatiramisu]

Granted. There's now a giant VACATION tattoo on your back.

I wish healthy cereal was actually good.

[Phi]

Granted, now everything else you eat tastes bitter and sour.

I wish I could dance

[Mirby]

wish granted

but you can't STOP dancing and tunnel yourself directly into the core of the earth

I wish that I wasn't out of lemonade.

[Suppercut ♡]

Wish granted. You are now swimming in a house full of lemonade. Boy that was way too easy to corrupt.

I wish my friend wasn't in such a hard position.

[Archer]

I grant your wish but now your friend is between a rock and a hard place.

I wish I had some kind of musical talent.

[Mr. Haxwell]

I grant your wish but now your friend is between a rock and a hard place.

I wish I had some kind of musical talent.

Granted. But now there are bunch of [dark hold] critics, who still think they're musical talent is better than yours, yet they got nothing to prove they're more talented and try to assassinate you out of jealousy.



I wish money wasn't the pinnacle of trade.

[Suppercut ♡]

think their* musical

YOUR WISH WAS CONFISCATED BY THE GRAMMAR POLICE
*jk. the pinnacle of trade is now sex.

I wish LOVE2D didn't house all of its game files in an insecure renamed ZIP file. Or at least allowed password encryption.

Actually, an easier wish: I wish I could find an artist for this game.

[DiveMissle]

Granted. Now you have an artist who will create anything except what the game needs



I wish I could make a Mega Man fan game were you fight my all favorite robot masters and it had wily wars graphics.