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Mirby · **Reply #1025 on:** September 22, 2012, 01:50:51 PM

Wish granted, but she's just a good friend who happens to be female with no chance of romantic interaction whatsoever. Also she's a zombie.

I wish that I could easily afford everything I desire.

Phi · **Reply #1026 on:** September 24, 2012, 01:56:58 AM

Granted, but all that money is made from a material that disintegrates into dust after 2 minutes. You're left with a huge, green pile of ash.

I wish I spoke fluent french.

Rin · **Reply #1027 on:** September 24, 2012, 02:15:22 AM

Granted, but then it turns out you lost your ability to talk in any other language (or even understand them), plus french language disappears from the world, as if it never existed. Which leaves you speaking in a language nobody will ever understand, nor will you understand others.

I wish I could be super good at drawing.

Phi · **Reply #1028 on:** September 24, 2012, 02:31:35 AM

Granted, but your eyesight suddenly worsens and soon you can't see a thing! You also become deaf.

I wish I was the creator of Facebook.

Police Girl · **Reply #1029 on:** September 24, 2012, 02:55:48 AM

Granted, enjoy the death threats by people who hate you.

I wish my speakers would stop getting interference from the Radio.

Mirby · **Reply #1030 on:** September 24, 2012, 08:17:16 AM

Wish granted, but it also blocks out all other waves too so you're left with a useless piece of garbage.

I wish I could teleport.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #1031 on:** September 24, 2012, 08:51:35 AM

Granted but you always teleport over a large body of water.

I wish Rockman Xover was canceled and something worse didn't take it's place/Megaman gets canned.

Mirby · **Reply #1032 on:** September 24, 2012, 10:59:48 AM

Wish granted, but the game that replaces it is such a good game that it tears the universe asunder, resulting the death of countless lifeforms.

I wish the 3DS was hacked.

Ladd Spencer · **Reply #1033 on:** October 05, 2012, 08:30:20 PM

Granted. A lumberjack lumbers from nearby woods, lops it in two, and then returns whence he came.

I wish for the color yellow to be blue, so as to make less total colors.

Amatiramisu · **Reply #1034 on:** February 09, 2013, 01:08:28 AM

Granted, but blue is now yellow so a moot point.

I wish I didn't necropost this thread.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #1035 on:** February 09, 2013, 01:10:51 AM

Granted but now all your posts disappeared.

I wish I could drive.

Amatiramisu · **Reply #1036 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:43:04 AM

Granted. You can drive... Badly.

I wish I had a better computer.

Mr. Haxwell · **Reply #1037 on:** February 09, 2013, 04:35:50 AM

Granted, but then it crashes upon booting it up.

I wish I could create a time paradox.

Joseph Collins · **Reply #1038 on:** February 09, 2013, 07:44:44 AM

Granted, but the paradox effectively erases you from existence.

I wish Tumblr went back to its old interface...

Mirby · **Reply #1039 on:** February 09, 2013, 10:32:50 AM

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the interface is so old and outdated that the internet in its current state cannot handle it. As a result, there's a catastrophic worldwide outage of the internet, causing society to collapse and humanity to revert to an animalistic state. Tribes would war with each other like savages, and the civilized world we now live in would quickly become a thing of legends, an archaic relic of a bygone age.

I wish that I wasn't so stressed out.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #1040 on:** March 13, 2013, 03:14:05 PM

Wish granted. You are now depressed.

I wish I had a working Jinzo statue from Artificial Academy so I could see who likes me.

Police Girl · **Reply #1041 on:** March 13, 2013, 03:36:56 PM

Granted, but it just tells you who hates you.

I wish I knew what was at the end of the Dream dungeon.

Mr. Haxwell · **Reply #1042 on:** March 13, 2013, 03:56:28 PM

Wish granted, but now you lose the motivation to finish your game, because of spoilers.

I wish I had alien technology at my disposal.

Police Girl · **Reply #1043 on:** March 13, 2013, 03:59:59 PM

Quote from: Maine Coon Hazard on March 13, 2013, 03:56:28 PM

Wish granted, but now you lose the motivation to finish your game, because of spoilers.

If only it was really a game.

Anywho, wish granted, but since the type of Alien technology was not specified, you get what amounts to Alien sex toys.
That are toxic to the touch.

I wish I could make my toys come to life.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #1044 on:** March 13, 2013, 04:29:04 PM

Wish granted. They all kill you.

I wish I had more time to do these assignments.

Frozen Potato · **Reply #1045 on:** March 13, 2013, 04:52:21 PM

Wish granted, but then you procrastinated too much you forgot all about your assignments.

I wish I had a table, yes a private study table...or desk, whatever it is.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #1046 on:** March 13, 2013, 04:57:02 PM

Wish granted. It doesn't have a chair. I also stole all of your chairs.

I wish I was better at spriting.

Mr. Haxwell · **Reply #1047 on:** March 13, 2013, 05:00:31 PM

Wish granted, but then people steal your sprites and officially claim them as their own.

I wish tiberium existed.

Burst · **Reply #1048 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:35:07 PM

Granted, but it attaches itself to you and you become a crystal marionette.

I wish I had the equipment to have a youtube show in a similar vein to Continue?

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #1049 on:** March 18, 2013, 05:35:05 PM

Wish granted, but the opinions expressed on the show are considered so controversial that you are banned from YouTube, rendering you incapable of hosting any content whatsoever.

I wish it were easier to just hug my crush.

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