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Frozen Potato · **Reply #1050 on:** March 18, 2013, 05:38:52 PM

Wish granted, but then you crushed your crush with all your might.

I wish I had a good usb keyboard.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #1051 on:** March 18, 2013, 05:39:54 PM

Granted. What follows is a painfully immense 256 knee shots to the balls!

I wish I was invincible!

Mr. Haxwell · **Reply #1052 on:** March 18, 2013, 06:02:44 PM

Granted. But now your friends and family become resentful and avoid you in fear.

I wish this planet had an engine, that gives it interstellar travel.

Police Girl · **Reply #1053 on:** March 18, 2013, 06:23:01 PM

Granted, it overheats and explodes. Congrats, you just exterminated the human race.

I wish I was handsome.

Mr. Haxwell · **Reply #1054 on:** March 18, 2013, 06:29:19 PM

Granted. However, not only do you attract attention of the opposite sex, you end up attracting all the homosexuals in your street.

I wish I had control of the weather.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #1055 on:** March 18, 2013, 10:48:58 PM

Wish granted. Your powers cause worldwide panic and disarray, meteorologists lose their jobs, and everybody is freaked out by your freakish weather powers.

I wish that every day was as awesome as today was for me.

Burst · **Reply #1056 on:** March 19, 2013, 12:16:35 PM

Wish granted, but the world becomes roughly 80 times more awesome from now on and your puny awesome day is noting in comparison anymore, loser.

~~I wish I didn't edit my posts like 3 times.~~

I wish I was good at writing period, as in could actually sit down and write a horror/sci-fi story, with or without commercial success. I also wish Dracula was real...and werewolves.

Mirby, it's 7 in the morning for me. I am dumb.

Mirby · **Reply #1057 on:** March 19, 2013, 12:18:24 PM

Wish granted.

What? You didn't wish for anything? Well too bad, cause it was granted anyways! However, you'll never see what exactly WAS granted because the result was given to a small child on a distant planet orbiting a binary star system.

I wish that I could stop time.

Burst · **Reply #1058 on:** March 19, 2013, 12:47:10 PM

Granted, but you stay there doomed to watch the universe pass by into a singularity over and over again.

I wish I was done with school.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #1059 on:** March 19, 2013, 01:45:32 PM

Wish granted, but you have no proof of it, so jobs won't hire you.

I wish I had more money.

Police Girl · **Reply #1060 on:** March 19, 2013, 01:47:00 PM

Granted, but the money was all stolen, so you get arrested.

I wish days went by a little faster.

Mr. Haxwell · **Reply #1061 on:** March 19, 2013, 01:53:15 PM

Granted, but then you're daily schedule, gets messed up and you realize you can't keep up with everyone else.

I wish sushi wasn't expensive.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #1062 on:** March 19, 2013, 02:15:34 PM

Granted. Sushi now has the quality of school lunch.

I wish my phone would stop inserting periods instead of spaces between words.

Amatiramisu · **Reply #1063 on:** March 20, 2013, 01:53:21 AM

Granted. It now inserts commas.

I wish this acne would go away.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #1064 on:** March 20, 2013, 12:45:28 PM

Granted. Your acne is now freckles.

I wish I had the money to cosplay as Shana.

Archer · **Reply #1065 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:40:14 AM

Granted, you never actually get to do it because I brutally beat the [parasitic bomb] out of you for even thinking of it.

I wish all the dumbasses would leave this place.

Amatiramisu · **Reply #1066 on:** March 23, 2013, 02:19:24 AM

Granted. The forum is now even deader than you thought before.

I wish youtube commenters and everyone on gamefaqs forums would actually have something important to say.

Archer · **Reply #1067 on:** March 23, 2013, 02:25:07 AM

Granted, the ability to actually post and what not is taken away.

I wish I could fly.

Quote from: Equally Ridiculous on March 23, 2013, 02:19:24 AM

Granted. The forum is now even deader than you thought before.

I am okay with this.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #1068 on:** March 23, 2013, 03:12:07 AM

Granted. You fly one hundred stories into the air...and then plummet into a pile of manure.

I wish Ruri wasn't on his man period all of a sudden.

Archer · **Reply #1069 on:** March 23, 2013, 03:13:19 AM

Quote from: Suppercut on March 23, 2013, 03:12:07 AM

I wish Ruri wasn't on his man period all of a sudden.

I'm exactly the same as always. I'm just posting 10x as much as usual today.

Amatiramisu · **Reply #1070 on:** March 23, 2013, 03:14:20 AM

Granted. You're now on your man period instead.
asifyouwerentalready

I wish the people my age in Vegas weren't all stoned.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #1071 on:** March 23, 2013, 03:18:15 AM

Granted. They're all drunk, and driving.

I wish /me was back in Steam.

Amatiramisu · **Reply #1072 on:** March 23, 2013, 03:20:22 AM

Granted. Steam then has to apply ten updates per day as usually just to reintegrate it.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish for my next post.

Phi · **Reply #1073 on:** March 23, 2013, 03:24:46 AM

Granted. The "uncorruptable wish" creates a backfire in the fabric of reality due to the contradiction in the laws of space and time, sending you into a void of nothingness.

I wish I could smell the food shown on the TV screen.

Archer · **Reply #1074 on:** March 23, 2013, 03:25:46 AM

Quote from: Phi on March 23, 2013, 03:24:46 AM

I wish I could smell the food shown on the TV screen.

Granted but the smell gets warped in transmission and smells rather terrible.

I wish I had a real lightsaber

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