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Reply #225 on: June 12, 2009, 11:59:09 PM
Oh hey, I should really post Part 2 of the RPM special now, huh?

More RPMers next script. Bug me if you want in if you aren't already.

Also, the "Ask RPG Adventures" is still open for question. Send any questions you may have to me through PMs.
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Thief and Hero had been walking through the unknown land known as Rockman Perfect Memories. However, our travelers soon became very bored.

Hero: Ugh! We haven't seen one golem! Not even a pebble baby!

Thief: ...Disregarding my feeling of Deja Vu, just what is a pebble baby?

Hero: It's a baby golem, duh.

Thief: Of course.

Hero: Anyways, we haven't seen anything in this god forsaken place! You'd think a mysterious door in the middle of the forest would actually lead to something exciting.

Thief: Yeah, you have a point there... For once.

Just then Thief and Hero were stopped by some odd looking rectangles...

Rectangle: Free credit report DOT COM!

Rectangle 2: Feeling depressed? Then prescribe to these anti-depressent pills!

Rectangle 3: Want to increase the size of your [ray splasher]?

Hero: You can do that?

Thief applies her palm directly to the forehead.

Hero: A-anyways. We should kills these annoying things!

Thief and Hero begin to fight the very odd rectangles. However, no matter how many they slay two more take it's place.

Hero: This is hopeless! This is like a hydra, only more annoying!

Thief: You fought a hydra?

Hero: No, but I know a guy whose cousin's sister's boyfriend's father's college roommate that fought one.

Thief: Good grief.

Just then two figures appeared. One was clad in red and wore black shades. Generally he carried an aura of great confidence, perhaps maybe too much so. The second was a woman that was very well endowed. She wore pink clothing that left very little to the imagination, but was still modest somehow. Don't ask me, I'm just the narrorator. The woman had purple hair while the man's hair was a deep shade of red. Just as quickly as they came the two figures took care of the strange rectangles.

Man: Jeesh, you guys need to turn on your pop up blockers!

Woman: Luckily we were near by, otherwise you would have lagged!

Thief and Hero were confused. The man and woman caught on.

PB: Oh sorry, I forgot to introduce ourselves. I'm Protoman Blues.

Vixy: And I'm Vixy.

Thief: I'm Thief.

Hero: And I'm Hero.

After an exchange of handshakes, PB and Vixy gave Hero and Thief a tour of Rockman Perfect Memories. I would go into more detail but I am far too lazy to do so. Use your imagination to fill in the tour.

Thief: Aren't you guys affraid of invasion since everyone can enter?

PB: Nah, we got some pretty big guns around here.

Hero jokingly pointed at Vixy.

Hero: I'll say.

Thief then smacked Hero upside the head.



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Reply #226 on: June 13, 2009, 12:05:24 AM
Nice script XD

Also, expect many, many jokes about Vixy's bazookas in the upcoming scripts.

Or just fun bag jokes in general.

Yeaaaah.

Well, looks like you did deliver 8D


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Reply #227 on: June 13, 2009, 03:51:36 AM
Wow, double update. This time it's a rant.

Oh yeah, I mentioned something about doing an opinon piece of the Big Three's E3 conferences... I'm finally getting around to actually watching those, so I'll get back to you on that.

However, the rant is somewhat E3 related, but the opinions for this rant won't interfere with my future piece.

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Today's Rant Subject: PSPGo isn't going very far.

At first I was actually willing to give the PSPGo a chance. Hell, maybe Sony would announce that the Go would do something the PSP already can't do. Well, I learned otherwise today. Not only does it seem that my PSP can do what the Go can... Actually, it's just that: My PSP can already do what the Go can. Except the Go can't play UMD games.

The Go, from what the interview suggests, has a battery life that's basically the same as the PSP that some of us may already have. Now I've had the PSP since when it used to be priced at $250, but the fact that this newer version does less than my first shipment model is shocking.

Sony, you're pulling a Sega. What do I mean by that? You're releasing too many consoles that do the same, or less, than what you already released. I honestly hope you don't plan on releasing a thin PS3 soon.

You're looking to get new consumers to purchase this device. However, when the alternative PSP is $80 cheaper, and even the DSi is $90 cheaper, then you're pretty much destined to fail.

You also say you're trying to compete with the Ipod Touch/Phone... Uh, what? Why would you try to compete with cell phone gaming, when you're already having trouble from regular gaming? This makes little sense, Sony.

All in all, I can see the PSPGo going the way of the GameBoy Micro: failing miserably and forgotten only being remembered as a mistake on an otherwise decent record.



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Reply #228 on: June 13, 2009, 04:43:47 AM
Why do companies bother doing things like this?

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Reply #229 on: June 13, 2009, 04:56:45 AM
Lol at big guns in the RPM Special... XD
Great job on it.

As for rant, hehe... the Micro...


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Reply #230 on: June 13, 2009, 10:17:57 AM
Another update. This time I actually watched all three conferences at once. So now I can give my opinion on them. And here it is.

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Microsoft: Not really that exciting. The only games I’m looking forward to that were shown here are Splinter Cell: Conviction, Alan Wake, and MGS: Rising. Maybe Halo 3 ODST. Natal as a whole didn’t impress me, but Milo does look interesting.

I have to say, though, I better be able to shoryuken that [sonic slicer]. No dragon punching, no deal. Also, multiple save files. One will be where I’m a total prick to the kid, and the other where I’m myself; which is kind of a prick.

I did like the fact that they didn’t jerk off to numbers, though.

Sony: Overall a pretty good show. There’s a lot of number talk, but there’s enough games to balance that.

There’s some jokes about the leaks before E3, which I found to be funny. Of course there’s HANNAH MONTANA. [tornado fang] YEAH. There was also a bunch of stuff I didn’t care about. Like the PSPGo. To be fair, it wasn’t until after E3 announcements that I started to hate the device, so I’ll let it slide for now.

Also, Translator-Kun and I should go out for some drinks. We both didn’t give a [parasitic bomb] during the Gran Turismo PSP showing.

Nintendo: Wow, they actually started with Cammy? That’s not a good sign. There was also bragging about how video games were bigger than just about everything, which I liked. I would’ve liked it to come form someone other than Cammy, but oh well. Thankfully, though, there was very little number talk. A lot less than Sony, at least. Plus Wii MotionPlus is looking good. And it’s good to know Wii MotionPlus will be coming with some games. It’s also good to know I’ll be muttering all the bad words I do in real life while playing these games. Thanks for letting me know Reggie, I don’t know what I would do if I couldn’t swear at my games.

Nintendo honestly surprised the crap out of me with the games they announced. Most notable Metroid Other M being produced by Team Ninja. I both fear and wonder what they’ll do with the franchise.

The Vitality Monitor confused me as much as it did the rest of you guys. However, not much has been said about this device, so I'll hold off on judgement for now.

Not going against them or anything, but the Gamespot Nintendo Conference randomly changes in volume, and Sony’s video quality is your usual Youtube fare. Microsoft’s video was the only one with really good quality, which is a tad bit suspicious.

Overall this is how I’d rank the conferences:

First: Nintendo. Honestly, while Sony had more games, Nintendo had more surprises. Also less number talking.

Second: Sony. Sony had a lot of games to show, but it’s only in second because there wasn’t that many surprises and they talked about numbers too much.

Third: Microsoft. Their conference was boring as hell. ‘Nuff said.

Feel free to discuss my opinion if you want.



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Reply #231 on: June 13, 2009, 10:39:51 AM
I remembered last year, Nintendo also started with Cammy, I think. XD

Either way...
Basically the same sentiments.


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Reply #232 on: June 13, 2009, 10:44:29 AM
Heh, nice guns joke.  8D

And for rant, well basically, we got similar opinions really.


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Reply #233 on: June 13, 2009, 11:28:06 PM
Wow, this must be a sevre case of Murphey's law, because my 360 red ring'd today.

I'll be dealing with that soon. Whether that will get in the way of updates here will be a different story.

It's going to cost $100. I wish I had a Paypal account and the fans so I could ask for donations. Since I have neither, I'll have to pay for it myself.



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Reply #234 on: June 20, 2009, 10:05:37 AM
Break from the RPM Special for a Team Fortress 2 poem.

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Once upon a time, in a server far away
There was a blue Scout that shouted "Bonk!" when he hurt people.
This Scout was facing a dilemma.
The Scout shouted, "I need a dispensah over 'ere!"
However, the Engineer was facing problems of his own.
"A Spy is sappin' my sentry" The Engineer shouted back.
The Scout could see no red spy.
Unfortunately, this lead to his downfall as the Scout was then backstabbed by the Spy.
Before the Scout completely died, the Spy whispered into his ear,
"I did your mother."
As the Spy walked out of the room, he disguised himself as the recently fallen Scout.
Until he got hit by the Sniper's Jarate.
This drew the attention of a red Soldier
"I think his mate saw me." The Sniper whispered to himself.
A rocket to the face only proved that fact.



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Reply #235 on: June 20, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
Well... At least the Spy could Jarate'd... XD


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Reply #236 on: June 20, 2009, 10:22:54 AM
Simply beautiful.



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Reply #237 on: June 20, 2009, 11:29:33 AM
Gentlemen owob



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Reply #238 on: June 23, 2009, 09:31:17 PM
Yeah, I just realized that no one has drawn Player yet.

So I'm asking for a picture of the Player in the form of a contest.

First one to draw me a half-way decent picture of Player gets a story thingy of their choice (KEEP IT CLEAN).

For those that draw me an awesome picture of any of the RPG Adventure cast (Player included) you get a story thingy too.

Here's a quick description: Short, messy brown hair. Blue Jean shorts. A white T-Shirt with a Chibi Hero head saying something in moon speak. He's also the one that holds the controler during Hero and Thief's wacky adventures!

Get drawing people!

Psst! When I said the "First one" I meant "Everyone". So just draw a half way decent picture of Player or any mix of the cast and you get something.



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Reply #240 on: June 24, 2009, 04:04:31 AM
I can't respond to that very well because I keep cracking up every time I see it.



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Reply #241 on: June 24, 2009, 04:12:58 AM
How bout this?


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Reply #242 on: June 24, 2009, 04:19:51 AM
I should make a list of people I owe stuff to, that way I won't forget.

It'll be here in this post.

People I owe stuff to
Sakura, Borock and Michael Roa Valdamjong (Drew me a picture of Player)
CephiYumi (She drew me a picture of Thief. Even though she said she didn't want anything, I'm still writing her something, damnit.)
Vixy (I haven't written anything that starred her yet. Which is obligatory apparantly.)
Night (His picture is hilarious. 'nuff said.)
Wily II (He sprited Player)



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Reply #243 on: June 24, 2009, 04:23:46 AM
You people did it all wrong! It was supposed to be like this!

[spoiler]

Doh!

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Reply #244 on: June 24, 2009, 04:26:23 AM
You people did it all wrong! It was supposed to be like this!

[spoiler]

Doh!

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Wow that does remind me of someone alright. XD

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Reply #245 on: June 24, 2009, 04:36:28 AM



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Reply #246 on: June 24, 2009, 04:38:47 AM

Wow that's...I have no idea what to say.

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Reply #247 on: June 24, 2009, 04:39:35 AM
God damnit Night.

Your picture being hilarious isn't helping my headache.



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Reply #248 on: June 24, 2009, 04:49:21 AM
By the way is that a gun or a jack hammer?

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Reply #249 on: June 24, 2009, 04:51:46 AM
It's a gun hammer.