So I'm going to make a liar out of myself and do stuff earlier than when I said I would.
The RPG Adventures RPM Speicial won't just be a single script anymore. Instead, it'll be its own series that no one outside of RPM will see. There's going to be plenty of RPM members involved with this series, even though it'll start out with mostly Hero and Thief.
As for the RP, I'm more than likely going to start it up today since I don't know when I'll have another chance until next week. Just expect me to disappear around Tuesday. I don't know when I'll be back, though.
Also, I'm thinking of starting a segment called "Ask RPG Adventures." You PM me questions and characters from RPG Adventures will answer them (Player, Thief, and Hero. Maybe some other characters if you feel like it.)
Now that the news is out of the way, here's part one of the RPM special series.
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It's a beautiful day in Typical Capital. The sun is shining, the townspeople are at peace. There's even a festival today! Thief is in a particularily good mood because of all the loot she got earlier. Most of it wasn't from festival games though.
Hero: Thief! THIIIIIIIEF!
Thief sighed. There goes her good mood.
Thief: What is it? Another dwarf steal your pants again?
Hero: No! ...And that only happened once. Anyways, I found this door in the forest.
Thief: A door in the forest? You mean a building, right?
Hero: No, just a door.
Thief: How does that work?
Hero: Beats me, but come on! It's locked and I need your expertise for this!
Thief: A door that's all by itself and it's locked? Now I have to see this.
Hero takes Thief into the forest where he found the mystery door. Just as he had said, the door really is all by itself. On it in red reads "RPM".
Thief: Arr Pee Em? What is that, some kind of fancy food?
Hero: That's what I thought at first, but it's one of those things where the letters mean something else.
Thief: ...So what do the letters mean?
Hero pulls out a piece of paper.
Hero: According to this note that was nailed onto the door it means "Rockman Perfect Memories."
Thief: What the hell is a Rockman? And why do they need a place to remember them?
Hero: I think it's someplace where golems live. This could mean there's some serious treasure here!
Thief's ears perked up. Without saying anything she gets to work on the door.
Hero: So when do you think you'll get tha-
Thief opens the door with a satisfied look on her face.
Thief: Done.
Hero: Alright then. Onwards, to adventure!
Hero and Thief walk through the door. After they step through, the door closes behind them. They continue despite this into the unknown against their common sense. Little do they know that golems are the least of their worries where they're going.