Meanwhile, in the woods of Central Hoenn where Mt. Chimney cast its shadow, residents as far north as Lavaridge and as far south as Verdanturf could music booming from the Team Flora camp. Somehow Katy Perry (from our universe) appeared out of nowhere in garish hot pink tube top, neon green shirt, and poofy 80s-style perm to sing "Last Friday Night." The grunts began dancing and drinking whilst shooting silly string at each other. Other luminaries such as Kenny G, Hanson, and half the cast of "Glee" joined in as well. Pyro slipped from his bonds and ran in circles around the chair chased by one of the few "sane" guards left.
"Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot...""Yay!" he shouted, "Musical chairs!"
Meanwhile, Veronica looked on in utter dismay and began pulling her hair out in huge clumps.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"She then snapped and ripped off her uniform to reveal a leopard-skin bikini and ran out into the forest where she would live a life akin to Shanna the She-Devil. As for Pyro, he managed to trip up the Flora grunt who fell into the chair and tied up.
"Hooray! You won the game!"
He then ran off to Veronica's now-abandoned tent and picked up the phone. By some weird... or not-so weird coincidence he punched in the number to the Rustboro Pokemon Center. It rang three times before someone picked up.
"Hey! Is Mr. Spook there? He's missing the party!"