Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire

[ViperAcidZX]

If slitting a Gogoat's throat to appease RNG-Arceus helped you find a Mirage Cave, maybe Quickie should slit ten of 'em in hopes of getting her shiny Drowzee.

[Sakura Leic]

......You guys are monsters.......

[Quickman]

*mass-Gogoat sacrifice to RNG-Arceus*

*bathes Drowzee eggs in sacrificial blood*

*anoints Sleeper with sacrificial blood*

[Sakura Leic]

Ugh I can't believe you guys would be willing to commit Gogoatcide for such stupid reasons........

[Quickman]

I've been trying to get a shiny since February.

I'm getting desperate.

I DEMAND MY PINK BAKU BABU

[Sakura Leic]

But killing Gogoats won't make it better, in fact it probably would make it worse since Gogoats are so empathetic.  They sense feelings through their horns.

[Dr. Wily II]

If slitting a Gogoat's throat to appease RNG-Arceus helped you find a Mirage Cave, maybe Quickie should slit ten of 'em in hopes of getting her shiny Drowzee.

It's more giving me a different Mirage Spot after FOUR consecutive days of the same Spot.

Also, it's either Gogoat or Mareep. Maybe should have sacrificed Ares... NO REGRETS

[Sakura Leic]

......How can you sacrifice a Sheep God........?

[Quickman]

WHATEVER IT TAKES

[Sakura Leic]

I meant like how is that literally possible.  It's a Sheep God!

[Dr. Wily II]

Simple.

With a butcher knife god.

[ViperAcidZX]

Butcher Knife God better be sharper than a Hitori Hanzo sword. We'll make Bloody Marys out of Ares' blood if we have to.
For added irony, this year is also the Year of the Goat/Sheep/Ram.

[Sakura Leic]

I'm just going to bury these poor Gogoats and console the Gogoat widows and Skiddo orphans.

[Pyro]

I'm just going to bury these poor Gogoats and console the Gogoat widows and Skiddo orphans.

I leave for a couple months and Pokemon sacrifice becomes rampant? What's next, a Tentacruel-like Cthulu rising from the depths?!

[Sakura Leic]

I leave for a couple months and Pokemon sacrifice becomes rampant?

Yeah I tried to stop them but it didn't work......

[Pyro]

I need a crossbow, long coat, and floppy hat, STAT!

[Sakura Leic]

*gets them from the Survival Shack inventory*

What are you going to do?

[Pyro]

Going to make like Van Helsing.

[Sakura Leic]

*gives equipment*

I'll drive the car.

[Quickman]

As long as it results in a shiny Drowzee, go for it. 8[

[Dr. Wily II]

I leave for a couple months and Pokemon sacrifice becomes rampant? What's next, a Tentacruel-like Cthulu rising from the depths?!

ALL HAIL TENTACRUEL ALL HAIL MALAMAR ALL HAIL SQUISHY

[Dr. Wily II]

There's going to be a new upcoming event for ORAS:

A new event has been announced for the US. From June 22nd to July 12th you can go to Gamestop to get a serial code to receive a special Dragonite. It knows the move Dragon Dance, Outrage, Hurricane and Extremespeed, which is a difficult move to get on Dragonite, and has its Hidden Ability of Multiscale and holds a Lum Berry, all to coincide with today's release of the Roaring Skies TCG set.

I believe a certain Shell will go Hyper over this.

[Amatiramisu]

I might stop by my local GS to pick it up if only to Pokebank it for trade fodder.

[Dr. Wily II]

I might stop by my local GS to pick it up if only to Pokebank it for trade fodder.

I'd like one. D:

[Quickman]

When I go to get mine, I'll pick one up for you.