Topic: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

[White-Jet]

"Make sure the card is facing Ditto during it's transformation," Merrick said, "The effects won't work if he isn't looking at the Ditto during its metamorphose."

[Quickman]

Quickie turned around in her seat to see Meekins.  She raised her eyebrow, wondering how such a twitchy little man will react to a transformation using magic.  She craned her neck, looking over her shoulder at Mewtwo.

Mewtwo gave her a nod. "Remember what I said.  Try to avoid looking back here.  Remain focused on the matter at hand."

Quickie nodded and returned her gaze back to the front.  She leaned in to speak to Maya. "The warden took the muzzle off of him.  That's a good sign, I think.  So long as the judge or Payne don't freak out."

[Phi]

"Okay, okay, you can do this! You once ate an entire burger in one bite! YOU CAN DO THIS!"

Meekins was trembling and muttering to himself over and over again. With a shaky hand, he took the card and faced it towards Ditto.

"O-okay..." He whipped out his megaphone, "I WAS HALL MONITOR FOR 5 YEARS IN A ROW!! I FEAR NOTHIIIIIIIING!!"

[Dr. Wily II]

The Ditto cried its name out cutely, before enveloping itself in a bright light blue light. When the light subsided, Ditto had Transformed itself into...

A Magikarp.

[Sakura Leic]

(....I just remembered what happened to the Magikarp that Wily stuck in his Labcoat in the beginning of the RP?)

[White-Jet]

While Yan-Yan seemed too busy nervously observing the fiasco around him, he was paying enough attention to see the Ditto transform.  The corners of his card began to glow brightly and surround Meekin, causing an odd sensation of knowing exactly how to become any Pokemon he desired.

Merrick seemed nervous about the whole situation, but figures it was best to keep going in order to get it over and done quickly, "Okay....  Now think of a Pokemon you want to transform into....  Preferably one that can fit in this room and won't upset Mewtwo...."

[Dr. Wily II]

(....I just remembered what happened to the Magikarp that Wily stuck in his Labcoat in the beginning of the RP?)

(Wait. I did what?)

[Quickman]

Mewtwo dug around inside his ears with one finger as Meekins's megaphone abuse was slowly and surely going to cause him and everyone else to go deaf.  His ears rang from the latest outburst and he idly wondered why no one had confiscated the device from the rail-thin man yet.

[Sakura Leic]

(Wait. I did what?)

(Alright, taking it that I don't know anyone. )

"Oh sorry, how rude of me to not introduce myself." Dr. Wily II places the still Flail-ing Magikarp into one of his lab pockets, just enough such that the head of the Magikarp could still be seen. He then lightly dusted himself, straightened his labcoat, and did a gentleman bow.

"My name is Dr. Wily II, Gym Leader of the Cinnabar Island Gym. But you can call me Doc."

(That.)

[Phi]

Meekins obeyed Merrick's request. "SIR, YES SIR!"

"Pokemon, Pokemon... OH! I'd like to be Venusaur! I always adored those cute little leaves!"

He bellowed into his megaphone, unaware of the damage it did to the audience. "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!! VENUSAUR!!"

The Judge finally had enough of his irritating volume, "Officer Meekins, please refrain from yelling into your... um, what-sa-ma-call-it..."

"YOU MEAN MY MEGAPHONE, SIR!?" He shouted into it again.

"Yes! Yes, the megaphone! Please stop it!" He ordered.

"YES, SI--" Meekins caught himself from using the megaphone again, and promptly placed it on his belt. "Yes, sir! The megaphone has been discarded!"

"... Thank you." He rubbed his aching head, "Why in the world did I choose Meekins?" He muttered to himself.

[Quickman]

Mewtwo rubbed his ears as they rang some more and a dull ache crept into his head.  It wasn't so much the volume of Meekins's voice as it was all the damn feedback that his yelling produced, particularly since the volume was set at max.  To prevent further damage to everyone's hearing, Mewtwo focused on the megaphone.  He kept his hand hidden and motioned with it.  The cover to the device's battery pack popped off and the batteries tumbled out onto the floor.

Sitting back, Mewtwo took a drink of water.

[Dr. Wily II]

(... Oh, that. Gotta remember all these finer details...)

[White-Jet]

Yan-Yan could only sigh in exasperation as Meekins' concentration on his choice Pokemon started to take effect.

His entire body flashed a bright white as it began to grow and fatten to the average size Venusaur, complete with the blossoming, tree-size flower and surrounding leaves.

Unfortunately, once the glowing stopped, the Venusaur looked nothing like what a typical, non-Shiny Venusaur is supposed to look like.  Instead, it bore Meekin's skin-color with the flower and leaves a hue of his uniform.  Yan-Yan was almost mashed onto the floor due to the Venusaur's inability to stand on its own two feet, the top half wiggling wildly while he popped in and out of the card to try and get out.

Merrick seemed too focused on the mismatched coloring of the Venusaur to notice Yan-Yan's predicament, "That's the unfortunate side-effect of copying abilities from a distance.  Some of them don't always work 100% and can leave some, uncomfortable aftermaths...."

[Dr. Wily II]

Payne gasped in fake horror at the appearance of Meekinsaur.

Officer Jenny, on the other hand, is foaming madly in the mouth like a rabid Growlithe.

Giovanni can't help but facepalm at the two.

[Quickman]

Quickie shivered.  "Congratulations.  You've fallen into the Uncanny Valley and hit every ledge on the way down."  She looked away. "I'll be seeing that in my nightmares."

Mewtwo just gaped in disbelief. 

Domino also raised her eyebrows.  "And they thought the clone Venusaur was diseased?  Sheesh, Yeung would have that monstrosity on the dissection table within minutes."

[Dr. Wily II]

(Meekinsaur should be drawn... To add to our nightmare fuel pool. )

[Phi]

(Does Meekins have his mind intact during the transformation?)

[White-Jet]

(Yes, and I believe he can also speak normally, though most likely in a Venusaur-like tone)

[Phi]

"Why, that is simply ASTOUNDING!" The Judge stood up from his chair in astonishment.

"VENUSAUR!" The fully transformed Meekins cried out, involuntarily.

"Whoa, I feel so... tingly. My voice sounds much deeper, too. And why did I suddenly yell, 'Venusaur'?"

Meekinsaur looked around the courtroom and noticed that everything was about 10 times bigger than before. He then peered at the shiny floor beneath him and saw his reflection.

"Is... is that me? THE TRANSFORMATION HAPPENED SO SUDDENLY?! VENUSAURROHMYGODDDD!!!"

Meekinsaur ran around in circles, frantically and erratically.

[Quickman]

Giovanni facepalmed again, and then quickly grabbed his coffee to keep it from being knocked over by Meekinsaur's rampaging.

Quickie frantically grabbed at the pile of evidence to prevent it from spilling off of the table.

Mewtwo watched the commotion for a minute and then decided to lock onto Meekinsaur's mind, once again invoking an overwhelming feeling of calm in order to pacify the... beast.  He nonchalantly took another drink of water. 

[Dr. Wily II]

Payne recalled the Ditto as he slowly tried to get his train of thought. That dope Meekins demonstrated the magical ability of the Tarot card. Which proved that a human can change into a Pokemon. Which meant Mewtwo wasn't the initial one causing havoc at Route 11. With a large gasp, a clump of his hair flew off his head, and landed on the prosecution table.

Strike one.

Collecting his nerves back, Payne countered.

"So the Tarot card report is true. HOWEVER! One cannot deny the devastation Mewtwo caused at Route 11! The way it acted, some reports have said it was like a primal animal! Lashing out!! ON A HUMAN!!"

[Phi]

Mewtwo's influence of calm began to take hold on Meekinsaur's mind. His running soon became a light jog, though a million thoughts were still rummaging its way through his mind. He couldn't tell whether the transformation was awesome or frightening.

[White-Jet]

Merrick wanted to answer, but the hysteric, transformed officer was making too much of a racket for him to attempt getting his point across, and despite Mewtwo silently intervening, he felt it was best to get Yan-Yan back into Tarot Skitty's possession before someone else decides to try the card for themselves.  Sighing in reluctance, he steps off the stand meanders over to the currently outcold Yan-Yan and picks him up before heading back to the stand.

Upon leaving Meekin's personal space, his entire body glowed and reverted back to his original, bone-thin, wide-eyed appearance.

[Mirby]

"OBJECTION! As Prosecutor Payne himself said not too long ago, this court only deals in hard facts and evidence! To throw in the emotionally slanted reports of eyewitnesses of the accounts as if they are as certain as the transformation we just saw would be a mistake!"

[Dr. Wily II]

Payne propped his right elbow onto his left palm, and slowly patted himself on his forehead with his right hand.

"However you cannot deny that Mewtwo did attack a human!! Police officers can vouch how reluctant Mewtwo was to let go when they reprimanded it!! Are you talking me that we can't trust the police force as well?"