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Reply #325 on: June 04, 2010, 10:44:47 AM
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Reply #327 on: June 04, 2010, 01:01:11 PM
Someone please [parasitic bomb] on Earthbound. I am so sick of people wanking over this mediocre game.



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Reply #328 on: June 04, 2010, 01:09:28 PM
Someone please [parasitic bomb] on Earthbound. I am so sick of people wanking over this mediocre game.
I might try it...
- Like in all RPG the battles are always the same (Well they were kind enough to let you automaticly win against a weak enemy)
- The effects in  battles look..boring and lame, I´ve seen better
- Some enemies are just ridiculous
- Story gets waaaaaaay too serious to the end
- Porky
- Final boss fight is overrated..IT´S NOT A FIGHT AT ALL!


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Reply #329 on: June 04, 2010, 01:38:10 PM
Beautiful. It was like poetry in my eyes. <3



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Reply #330 on: June 04, 2010, 01:40:24 PM
Someone please [parasitic bomb] on Earthbound. I am so sick of people wanking over this mediocre game.
Aight.

- I have to open a damn menu everytime I want to talk to someone or check something? No context buttons?
- Oh God, the battle backgrounds HURT MY DAMN EYES SO MUCH.
- Why do so many characters speak such nonsense? The dialog is awful.
- The characters are plucky, but there really isn't much personality in them except for what people believe them to be in so and so, huh?
- Why such few appearences of Blues Brothers?



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Reply #331 on: June 04, 2010, 05:39:53 PM
On the other hand, there's Mr. T.

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Reply #332 on: June 04, 2010, 05:52:14 PM
On the other hand, there's Mr. T.
On Earthbound?



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Reply #333 on: June 04, 2010, 05:59:05 PM
Yeah, there's a sprite that everyone calls Mr. T, and Nintendo has done nothing to quell it. Seriously, look it up.

EDIT: A quick search in Google Images for Mr. T Earthbound brought this.


Try here too; fifth row, sixth sprite.

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Reply #334 on: June 04, 2010, 06:17:16 PM
Yeah, there's a sprite that everyone calls Mr. T, and Nintendo has done nothing to quell it. Seriously, look it up.

EDIT: A quick search in Google Images for Mr. T Earthbound brought this.


Try here too; fifth row, sixth sprite.
Wow, that does look like Mr T. He's missing his bling, though.



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Reply #335 on: June 04, 2010, 06:20:26 PM
They couldn't fit it in sprite form.

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Reply #336 on: June 04, 2010, 08:02:35 PM
So, any other requests?



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Reply #337 on: June 04, 2010, 08:06:05 PM
Megaman Zero 3


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Reply #338 on: June 04, 2010, 08:34:04 PM
StarTropics.

Since I doubt you've played it... if you haven't you should. Great NES game. The second one, Zoda's Revenge, is great too.

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Reply #339 on: June 04, 2010, 09:01:42 PM
How about Chrono Trigger? I don't think it's actually been done yet.
oh, and Bioshock too.



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Reply #340 on: June 04, 2010, 09:35:46 PM
Megaman Zero 3

- What is UP with Omega?
- It's kinda slippery.
- Story marks the end of Neo Arcadia, makes fans rage for some reason, mostly thier favorite girl dying out is the most supported reason.
- Cyberspace feature does get confusing; Some Virii can get annoying (Virii only appear if you link BN4 with Z3).
- WTF? I don't get nice cards!? *is card collector rage*
- Omega battle is highly overraited.

Now, try to tear apart the Sonic Rush games~

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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Reply #341 on: June 04, 2010, 09:45:51 PM
I wanna hear something about Mega Man ZX Advent.

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Reply #342 on: June 04, 2010, 09:55:48 PM
I wanna hear something about Mega Man ZX Advent.

Your wish is granted; but becareful what you wish for.

- Why is the blood colored diffrently?
- That cheap-ass Galleon Biker, they are SO like the cows in the Earthworm Jim TV series.
- Lack of VA option.
- Ashe and Aile get VIP treatment while Grey and Vent get snot. Sounds like Flamboyant Fanboyisim.
- Re-Use of the Omega boss battle, this time watered down to his third form.
- Choppy animated cutscenes.
- Broken Oroborus stage layout.
- Gem Buster is 2P only. WTF!? It shoulda been WiFi with a single player mode!  >_<

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.


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Reply #343 on: June 04, 2010, 09:59:07 PM
..There is no Omega in ZXA


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Reply #344 on: June 04, 2010, 10:24:26 PM
- What is UP with Omega?



I'll take the Sonic Rush request.

- Blaze doesn't really make much of a difference except in the fact that she's worse than Sonic in most stuff that matters.
- Last two bonus levels are pure suicide.
- Story and cutscenes are dumb. Just... dumb.
- Why do you automatically get the Sol Emeralds but the Chaos Emeralds, you need to go through bonus levels to get them?
- Super last fight is the most dissapointing part of the game.



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Reply #345 on: June 04, 2010, 10:47:22 PM
- Why do you automatically get the Sol Emeralds but the Chaos Emeralds, you need to go through bonus levels to get them?
- Super last fight is the most dissapointing part of the game.
These two things are reasons I prefer Rush Adventure over the original Rush. You have to earn the Sol Emeralds (sure, it's just a harder boss fight and you have to use Blaze, but still. You earn them instead of auto-obtain) and the final boss fight is like a top-down shooter; I found it quite fun to replay over and over. The music helped. ^_^

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Reply #346 on: June 04, 2010, 11:15:29 PM
tf2
> two community updates in a row, engineer update blogpost said to me "this is too hard for us, but we're working on it. give us crazy amounts of time."
> who's idea was the drop system? where's trading?
> crit-a-cola scouts are more trouble than they should be
> buff pyro, nerf pyro, buff pyro, nerf pyro, buff pyro, nerf pyro...
> fixing civilian glitches and baconleg scout is important??? (i miss you civ heavy...)
> too much importance is placed on hats due to the drop system. i hear there is literally a limited number of each one if they are achieved without crafting.

portal
> killing the cube didn't make me sad. at all.
> it's literally admitted to being a production that is an elaborate version of a bad 4chan joke.

earthbound
> way to translate. half of the jokes don't even make sense.

dark void zero
> 10 damage from everything, 20 healing from everything... how is it still hard?
> achievements based on numbers of deaths are still funny right

pokemon series in general
> try only /one/ legendary per new game. there are so many that they aren't special anymore. plus, they're in every copy of the game. that means everyone who bought it has them.
> why did you nerf vaporeon i'm sad

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Reply #347 on: June 04, 2010, 11:42:58 PM
portal
> it's literally admitted to being a production that is an elaborate version of a bad 4chan joke.
One of the reasons I've started to loathe the game with all the elaborate memes. They never seem to get old in TF2, though. 8D



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Reply #348 on: June 04, 2010, 11:44:20 PM
One of the reasons I've started to loathe the game with all the elaborate memes. They never seem to get old in TF2, though. 8D
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Reply #349 on: June 05, 2010, 12:28:33 AM
Do Dodonpachi.

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