I say bad things about your favorite games!

[Alice in Entropy]

Eversion. The creepy freeware one.

Yes!

[Bueno Excelente]

Batman Returns (SNES)

I'm just curious if you've played it...

Batman Returns:
- He looks like he's wearing a suit of armor, design doesn't suit him.
- Basically, Streets of Rage clone without the quality of the original.
- Music's good, but gets quite repetitive.
- Final boss is dissapointing.
- Catwoman isn't as sexy as she deserves to be.

Eversion. The creepy freeware one.

Oh dear GOD.

- Jumping is wonky.
- Eversion only being able to be done in parts you're not even aware of is kinda stupid.
- Cheap mechanics in the creepy dimension.
- Some sprites are pretty bad.
- Good end is bad, bad end is good.

[Gaia]

Izuna never came out over here. ;_;

It's probably the sexual humor in those games, it would've offended the audience in that region too. Plus overraited robot masters.

[Bueno Excelente]

It's probably the sexual humor in those games, it would've offended the audience in that region too. Plus overraited robot masters.

Nah, probably just the fact that we NEVER get any games that aren't guaranteed to sell over here.

Anyway, any others? Give me games you deem PERFECT. On which you think I can't find one single flaw in.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Wario Land 3.

Oh, and about Eversion: The jumping is wonky (assuming "wonky" means "a piece of [parasitic bomb]").

[Blackhook]

Hmm. How about Mafia: The city of Lost Heaven? Have you played that?

[Mirby]

Chrono Trigger. I don't think that one's been done yet.

[Bueno Excelente]

Wario Land 3.

Oh, and about Eversion: The jumping is wonky (assuming "wonky" means "a piece of [parasitic bomb]").

Doing this one, leaving the other two for whoever wants to do them. I need to study now, exam tomorrow.

Wario Land 3:
- Getting all of the upgrades seems kinda boring, compared to Wario Land 2, where you had most at the start.
- Certain puzzles where you have to use forms for a purpose can get seriously frustrating.
- No treasures to collect like in WL1 and 2.
- No longer being able to temp save in a level after you've finished the main game.
- No Captain Syrup. ;_;

[Fxeni]

They changed it? I played it years ago on the 360. I just remember everything exploded and we were left outside, lying down sideways. No explanation to whether Chell died or not.

Ah... well, before they announced Portal 2, they changed it to Chell being dragged back in to the complex, with a robotic voice thanking her for assuming the party escort submission position.

Anyway, any others? Give me games you deem PERFECT. On which you think I can't find one single flaw in.

Yeah... this is pretty much why I haven't contributed a title. I don't really deem any game perfect, and whatever might be close enough to my tastes has most likely been mentioned.

[Bueno Excelente]

Ah... well, before they announced Portal 2, they changed it to Chell being dragged back in to the complex, with a robotic voice thanking her for assuming the party escort submission position.

W...what?! That... they RETCONNED it? They just... made it so we're not free anymore, which was the point of the game? What sense does that even make?

...oh, I get it. NEED TO MAKE STORY SUITABLE FOR SEQUEL sense.

[Fxeni]

W...what?! That... they RETCONNED it? They just... made it so we're not free anymore, which was the point of the game? What sense does that even make?

...oh, I get it. NEED TO MAKE STORY SUITABLE FOR SEQUEL sense.

Afraid so. I mean, the scene still starts out the same way as it did before, so I guess it's somewhat sensible... aside from the fact that it did kind of defeat the purpose of the whole final act of the game.

[Bueno Excelente]

Afraid so. I mean, the scene still starts out the same way as it did before, so I guess it's somewhat sensible... aside from the fact that it did kind of defeat the purpose of the whole final act of the game.

I kinda think the game stands out on its own. It shouldn't have had a sequel in the first place anyway. Anyway, nitpicking:

Dead Rising:
- Gotta dress sharp... EVERYTHING IS CROSSDRESSING
- This purse goes well with my dress BUT IT PROVIDES NO DAMAGE AT ALL
- Want to be Megaman? Have fun tunnel-grinding.
- No infinite mode just to have fun in the game with our entirely levelled-up character.
- Vehicles BREAK. WHY?

[Dexter Dexter]

Dead Space, anyone?

[Mirby]

There's crossdressing in Dead Rising? I never knew this!

Umm... Wolfenstein. The 2009 version.

[Bueno Excelente]

Dead Space, anyone?

Alright.

- Corridorcorridorcorridorcorridor
- Main char's design hits a balance between sci-fi and steampunkish without ever being attractive.
- Saw the ending coming at miles away.
- Energy bar is in the dude? Makes it hard to see sometimes.
- Game's a bit too dark to be played in certain TVs.

There's crossdressing in Dead Rising? I never knew this!

Umm... Wolfenstein. The 2009 version.

Never got to play it, sorry. And here:

[Mirby]

lol nice...

X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse.

[Police Girl]

There's crossdressing in Dead Rising? I never knew this!

Umm... Wolfenstein. The 2009 version.

You forgot the Roll Casket Clothing?

[Mirby]

I never played Dead Rising... I want pics of that now though,

[Bueno Excelente]

lol nice...

X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse.

- Everyone gets exp! You get exp! You get exp!
- Do we HAVE to use 4 dudes all the time? It's a bit lame when it's 2 players in charge of two each.
- Non-fliers are lame.
- Fall down pit, DIE INSTANTLY.
- Magneto really isn't so Pringles in this one. More like Ruffles.

[Mirby]

- IT'S THE RAGIN' CAJUN! IT'S THE RAGIN' CAJUN! IT'S THE....

[Bueno Excelente]

- IT'S THE RAGIN' CAJUN! IT'S THE RAGIN' CAJUN! IT'S THE....

THAT'S SWEET, MON AMI

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Dark Cloud? That done yet?

[Bueno Excelente]

Dark Cloud? That done yet?

I didn't remember it that well, so I did one about Dark Chronicle. Just pick up random games, it's not hard. =P

[Frozen Potato]

Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater

[Bueno Excelente]

Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater

Been done.

SNAKE EATE~R!