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Reply #175 on: May 31, 2010, 10:39:03 PM
Jet Set Radio.



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Reply #176 on: May 31, 2010, 11:33:56 PM
lol I KNOW RIGHT?

Also, I'd like to see Ocarina of Time done.
If OoT has already been done, how about some Fable II?
OOT's been done. Let's try Fable 2.

- Clothes/armor have no battle stat impact?
- WHY DO I ONLY GET THIN IF I EAT CELERY
- Yay, I grew stronger! Awww, I grew unnatractive.
- Best character in the game was only present for a little while.
- Worst final boss ever.

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Mega Man 3
Did a Mega Man General already.

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Virtual On: Oratonio Tangram
Don't consider myself well-versed in the game enough to nitpick it.

Jak 3
Now we're talking! I LOVED this game. Still one of my favorites.

- Huge awesome desert wasteland with tons of potencial... whole thing ridiculously underused. Who cares about the city anymore now?
- All-terrain buggies still not as awesome and don't handle as well as the ships/flying cars. (they're pretty awesome still)
- Leaping lizard can only be used in one city.
- Some missions, like the Pac-Man one and the dark eco deactivation, are boring minigames. There is a HUUUUGE wasteland, new city and new world to explore, why are we given these shitty tasks?
- New weapons are received too damn often, and although they're seriously awesome, it kinda takes away the novelty.


Jet Set Radio.
Man, so many memories...

- No way to just repeat missions without going over the whole game again.
- Beautiful city to explore... TIME CONSTRAINT ARGH
- Too many damn tiny Graffiti Souls.
- Hard to get the secret characters.
- Knowing that nobody, NOBODY will ever be as awesome as Cube.



...nobody.



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Reply #177 on: May 31, 2010, 11:42:18 PM
Was Majora's Mask done already?

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Reply #178 on: May 31, 2010, 11:48:31 PM
Rocket Knight.



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Reply #179 on: May 31, 2010, 11:55:44 PM
Rocket Knight.

- Easier difficulty than other titles.
- No golden armor fight.
- Final boss kinda dissapointing.
- Offensive game towards pigs.
- Ranged attack serves little to no purpose.


Was Majora's Mask done already?

-AAAAAA QUIT LOOKING AT ME MOON
- FUCKIN' ridiculously quick time limit!
- Comeback to Young Link after obviously superior Adult Link
- Too many sidequests to get Fierce Deity
- We don't actually have any kind of conclusion to the story. Did he find Navi or what? Zelda games are great at asking questions, shitty at truly answering them.



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Reply #180 on: June 01, 2010, 12:05:50 AM
Contra 4

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Reply #181 on: June 01, 2010, 12:16:03 AM
Shantae~ <3

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Reply #182 on: June 01, 2010, 12:31:28 AM
Anyone wanna take these two for me? Played Shantae a long time ago (was also drunk) and Contra 4 is... well, it's Contra. It's like nitpicking Tetris.

Gimme more recent titles, dudes.



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Reply #183 on: June 01, 2010, 12:35:05 AM
Contra 4
-No save
-no quicksave
-too hard
-A pain to explain to people on buses why you are yelling
-the cheat code can also damage you severely
-The dead space between screens
-Nothing new
-No multiplayer support for the NES games



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Reply #184 on: June 01, 2010, 12:37:12 AM
Sorry, I'm nostalgia chick...!

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Reply #185 on: June 01, 2010, 12:38:29 AM
Noitu Love 2.



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Reply #186 on: June 01, 2010, 12:40:03 AM
HALO.

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Reply #187 on: June 01, 2010, 12:57:27 AM
Sorry, I'm nostalgia chick...!

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STILL TRYING TO FIND A DAMN COPY AAAAAAAAARGH

Noitu Love 2.
God I loved that.

- WSAD = still not as good as d-pad for platforming action.
- Mouse controls were good, but a bit overused for movement itself
- Too damn short
- Too incredibly awesome for there to be anything like it again Lost faith in games, man. ;_;
- Specially when the first game's a Mega Man clone without ranged attacks. >_>


HALO.
Ah, awesome. Remember, first game, first system only.

- LIBRARY'S A [tornado fang]ing LABYRINTH
- COVVIE SHIP IS A [tornado fang]ing LABYRINTH
- No online multiplayer (yet)
- No ability to make out with Cortana (MAI WAIFU)
- Turret guns can't be carried yet.



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Reply #188 on: June 01, 2010, 01:00:13 AM
Um OK this maybe? ^^

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Reply #189 on: June 01, 2010, 01:00:25 AM
I hope Noitu Love 2's WiiWare version will be awesome.



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Reply #190 on: June 01, 2010, 01:12:50 AM
Um OK this maybe? ^^

Super Metroid <3
I guess. I really don't remember playing these anymore, and I was mainly a Sega kid all the way in my childhood, so all these Nintendo titles I played once or twice max. But I'll give it a try.

- R button diagonal aiming gets a bit bothersome at first.
- Boss battles really haven't aged well.
- You can get stuck easily and quickly.
- ...aparently not memorable enough that I can nitpick it further
- ...although I was kinda drunk when I played it. I think.

I hope Noitu Love 2's WiiWare version will be awesome.

Didn't even know they were making one.



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Reply #191 on: June 01, 2010, 01:28:34 AM
Loco Roco.

Give it to me, baby.



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Reply #192 on: June 01, 2010, 01:33:21 AM
Loco Roco.

Give it to me, baby.

- Songs eventually get VERY MUCH ON YOUR NERVES
- The fact that each level eventually gets repeated in another world makes the game get boring.
- Some of those jumps are just stupid to try and retry and retry to make. >_>
- Loco House isn't really any fun to be honest, other than to have the critters do a small circuit.
- Needed to be a little bit shorter, or contain more elements and more kinds of stuff in levels.



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Reply #193 on: June 01, 2010, 01:36:34 AM
Tetris

-NO LINE PIECE WHEN NEEDED
-[parasitic bomb] WHERE'S MY LINE PIECE
-[tornado fang]ing LINE PIECE ISN'T HERE
-GODDAMNIT I RUINED MY TETRIS
-GET LINE PIECE AFTER PERFECT TETRIS SETUP


they dont think it be like it is but it do


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Reply #194 on: June 01, 2010, 01:44:00 AM
Hmm, Interesting.

Katamari: hit me up, G.



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Reply #195 on: June 01, 2010, 01:56:29 AM
Batman: Arkham Asylum.



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Reply #196 on: June 01, 2010, 02:02:37 AM
Hmm, Interesting.

Katamari: hit me up, G.

- The first homely levels are almost always the hardest ones somehow.
- Franchise built on the concept of a single game criticizing commercialism. Lawl.
- "Catch only x" levels. FFFFFFFFFF
- [tornado fang] YOU KING MY KATAMARI IS BIG ENOUGH
- Kills my licour budget because it's SO GOOD to play while drunk.


Batman: Arkham Asylum.
Finally! Something recent and which I have played not longer than a year ago!

- Titans are incredibly annoying to fight against, and it pisses me off that they're just retoolings of the Bane fight. Bane, a guy who is less of a brute and more like the one criminal mastermind who schemed carefully and defeated Batman amazingly. (Knightfall hell yeah)
- Why so many gargoyles?
- The bosses are uncharacteristically dull. Which is strange, as Batman bosses have TONS of possibilities.
- Final boss is a major dissapointment. I was expecting a labyrinthic mirror palace, a house of fools, a real maze of the mind to trick us and to get Batman to use his actual detective skills to get through it. Instead, we get something that's in-character, but kinda painful to see the Joker do.
- Some mazes (specially those in which you can't use the bat-rope) get kind of annoying to climb through.



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Reply #197 on: June 01, 2010, 02:11:31 AM
Super Mario Galaxy.



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Reply #198 on: June 01, 2010, 02:15:44 AM
Super Mario Galaxy.

- Purple coins.
- Can't choose comet missions.
- Almost no Luigi at all.
- Too small of a hub.
- CRIMINALLY underused Red Star. AND WHERE IS IT IN GALAXY 2, DAMMIT?! I WANNA FLY



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Reply #199 on: June 01, 2010, 02:23:24 AM
Sin and Punishment. Make my day. :3