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Reply #125 on: May 31, 2010, 05:40:42 AM
-the de-darkpaneling is repetitive
-Thats the only way to get boss Mega chips

-Ugh, Nebula Hole area >___<
-Not really, it was just another way (and IIRC easier for the SP if you just can't S-rank any boss even if your life depended on it.)


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Reply #126 on: May 31, 2010, 05:48:41 AM
-Not really, it was just another way.
Then my memory is shady, as always.
BAATTLEU CHIP CHAARRENGEEE!!!
-The whole pull off one special chip move was pretty useless.
-Is it me, or does the random chip 'road' always go for the one with the least attacks?
-Once you get element navi's, most battles are a cinch
-Gutsman's storyline is just so easy.
-The game overall is a dull experience, as the data and chip management only takes a while to perfect and is pretty shallow considering this is what the entire game is based on.
-They can never get Elecman's mugshot right.



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Reply #127 on: May 31, 2010, 05:51:10 AM
It's just you, Nova. It's random for a reason. I fill every possible space up with the strongest attacks I can.

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Reply #128 on: May 31, 2010, 05:58:31 AM
Can somebody do Final Fantasy 4-6.

Mega Man Battle Network. (pick an entry, just not OSS since we all now how everyone feels about that one)
Okay I'll do 6.

-Way too easy, I just got bored with it and never finished it.
-Protoman isn't a story boss.
-Why the heck did they make Lan move all the sudden?
-They ruined the regrettful Wily father figure they had in 5, and honestly he should have given up after 3.
-In Falzar Tengu Man's mini game is very hard and annoying, as is Killerman's in Gregar.
-Clownman is very very annoying and is the worst character in the series.
-Iris is too mopey
-Barely any Chaud.
-Okay what's the point of fighting Bass anymore without his annoying Aura.
-Controling other Navis was not as fun as it was in 5 because most of the cool ones were gone.

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Reply #129 on: May 31, 2010, 06:21:57 AM
Can somebody do Final Fantasy 4-6.
What are you talking about, there are no 4-6. 8D
But, someone else do it.



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Reply #130 on: May 31, 2010, 06:23:37 AM
I can see all of that.

AND NO! CHARGEMAN IS THE WORST CHARACTER IN THE SERIES! Seriously, ChargeCross? Why not put that in Falzar when HeatCross is ALSO Heat-element and far more useful?

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Reply #131 on: May 31, 2010, 06:28:20 AM
I can see all of that.

AND NO! CHARGEMAN IS THE WORST CHARACTER IN THE SERIES! Seriously, ChargeCross? Why not put that in Falzar when HeatCross is ALSO Heat-element and far more useful?
Chargeman was a fire element?  Like I said I never finished the game.

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Reply #132 on: May 31, 2010, 06:32:05 AM
Yeah... it was basically a way to tie up the series in a conclusive manner. And to put the Iris-Colonel connection into the EXE games.

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Reply #133 on: May 31, 2010, 06:34:30 AM
Yeah... it was basically a way to tie up the series in a conclusive manner. And to put the Iris-Colonel connection into the EXE games.
I know the ending, I just never played all the Gregar mini games.

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Reply #134 on: May 31, 2010, 06:36:28 AM
Well that was the main point of it.

Also, another bad thing.
-Chibi-Higsby? Screw that, give me the real deal, huh.

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Reply #135 on: May 31, 2010, 08:04:16 AM
Mario Kart 64.



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Reply #136 on: May 31, 2010, 09:08:10 AM
Personally I thought that Tomahawkman EXE was a real cool link navi in 6.

Although it was TOO easy to get good chips like cannon very early in the game, which made it too easy.

also- they never even SHOWED us grown up lan. They just narrated on a black screen when they could have done much more there.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #137 on: May 31, 2010, 10:29:40 AM
Personally I thought that Tomahawkman EXE was a real cool link navi in 6.

He was in 5, too.

Although it was TOO easy to get good chips like cannon very early in the game, which made it too easy.

You start with cannon.

also- they never even SHOWED us grown up lan. They just narrated on a black screen when they could have done much more there.

It wasn't a black screen, it was a shot of his house.

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Reply #138 on: May 31, 2010, 10:44:19 AM
I'll give you a easy one.
World of Warcraft.



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Reply #139 on: May 31, 2010, 11:30:40 AM
He was in 5, too.
yes, but we were talking about 6.

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You start with cannon.
which is pretty good, proving my point

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It wasn't a black screen, it was a shot of his house.

we still never saw grown up lan.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #140 on: May 31, 2010, 11:34:28 AM
we still never saw grown up lan.

It would have just been a sprite, not really much to see.

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Reply #141 on: May 31, 2010, 11:37:17 AM
I more wanted to see Patch. And grown-up Mayl. [tornado fang] Lan.

Also, Flame, you start out with cannon in EVERY EXE GAME and although you don't get to operate him whenever you want in EXE5, it's still basically the same damn thing.

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Reply #142 on: May 31, 2010, 11:40:50 AM
...anyway, here's a real easy one for you:

Final Fantasy VII.

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Reply #143 on: May 31, 2010, 11:41:35 AM
Claustrophobic? Really?
Yknow, its funny, but for some reason, I didnt mind scanning in 1. but in 2 and  3, it got tedious. (to me actually)
Hmm, what about the Wii version? Aiming and scanning works MUCH better when you simply have to aim with the wiimote and lock on.
Please no opinion-debating, we'll be here forever if we do. YES I find it claustrophobic, like 3D Castlevanias, yes, the scanning is tedious if the free-look is commanded by a trigger, and only if you're standing still. And like all games in this thread, I was saying it about the original version.


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The Quest Menu lists all the songs you've learned, so if you forget you can check them there.
That's my main problem. Selecting them off a list and playing it by the own game's memory would have been more logical.


About all of this BN debating, can it be cone in parenthesis, or in another topic? Kinda deviating from the actual point here.


Mario Kart 64.

- Snaking.
- 2D sprites.
- Few characters.
- Graphics have aged badly.
- Battle stages are kinda empty.

This one was hard to do. Since I pretty much don't find anything to nitpick, the game was awesome.

I'll give you a easy one.
World of Warcraft.

- Obligatory powerlevelling on PvP.
- Whiners before nerfing
- Whiners AFTER nerfing
- COLLECT 10 OF THESE LAWL
- HERE IS YOUR REWARD. YOU ARE NOW LOOKED UPON WELL BY THIS FACTION


...anyway, here's a real easy one for you:

Final Fantasy VII.
I'll do that one in awhile. It'll take considerably more space than the others. 8D

AW-RIIIIIGHT, LESS DO DIS

- Ridiculously bad... can they be called sceneries? I'll just call them "low-resolution CG pictures"
- Horribly awful 3D character models. In the year after Crash Bandicoot and Tomb Raider came out, we get a game where we can see the insides of the characters when they bend over. And all of them are amazingly horrible, popeye-armed "things", who take all the seriousness the game is supposed to have in the first place.
- Whiny main character with a terrible emo story, which was the percursor for pretty much all of the emo-boy RPGs with brooding stories and self-narration. Gee, thanks alot.
- Whiny villain who isn't threatning in the least, but instead is a bishonen dressed in leather who looks like he came out of some twisted girl's fantasy.
-Battle system is pretty much the same as in any other RPG, except the materia system turns every single character into "bags of skills" which you can put in and remove at anytime. Way to do individuality in characters for battle, Nomura.
- "I am Sephiroth, a honorable soldier. And I am really smart and making a long-winded explanation about how these creatures in the reactors were all monsters created by Shinra." "I am Cloud, a total dumbass who has proven to be incredibly weak and useless. And I am pointing to you the ridiculously obvious story point that maybe you are a monster yourself, since you were created by Shinra." "OHMIGOD YOU ARE RIGHT! HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE. I MUST NOW GO KURAZY AND DESTROY THE WORLD."
- Aeris/Aerith(she's supposed to be named Alice you translator dumbasses) has died... this is the saddest part of any game I have ever pla.... YAAAAAAAY! SNOWBOARDING MINIGAME RIGHT AFTER! Nomura, you are the king of storytelling mood.
- The whole story is a mix of the very worst anime clichés you can find, together with a [acid burst]-poor translation, make a game that isn't even worthy to kiss FFVI's toes... and still fans praise it as the best game of all time, as many people had it as their first RPG.
- This idolizing led to a ton of shitty sequels, prequels and spinoffs, each one either worse than the other (Dirge of Cerebrus) or simply showing us how much better the game would have been if the main character had been a cheery person who could handle battles on his own (Crisis Core).
- God dammit Nomura.



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Reply #144 on: May 31, 2010, 11:51:53 AM
Flash: You're completely right about the OoT thing. That would've made more sense. Instead of CHOOSE THIS TO PLAY THE SONG... BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO INPUT IT WHILE PLAYING THE OCARINA!

Hmm... The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap

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Reply #145 on: May 31, 2010, 01:54:32 PM
Flash: You're completely right about the OoT thing. That would've made more sense. Instead of CHOOSE THIS TO PLAY THE SONG... BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO INPUT IT WHILE PLAYING THE OCARINA!

Hmm... The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Surprisingly, haven't played it yet. Doesn't help that they're still selling a copy at full price at my local store.



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Reply #146 on: May 31, 2010, 02:14:53 PM
Hmm, Darkwing Duck NES?


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Reply #147 on: May 31, 2010, 02:15:51 PM
Hmm, Darkwing Duck NES?
Newp. Why don't you try?



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Reply #148 on: May 31, 2010, 02:17:29 PM
Crash Bandicoot: Warped

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Reply #149 on: May 31, 2010, 02:18:13 PM
Me? my memory is a bit fuzzy for this game sadly.

- maybe one, it's a [tornado fang]ing clone of Megaman.


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