Topic: I say bad things about your favorite games!

[Mirby]

Hell, Star Road 2 starts out with a Blue Yoshi egg right at the start, and it's an underwater stage!

Kid Icarus

[Dexter Dexter]

- The funnest mechanics of the water pack have to be obtained as powerups and can't be used for long.
- Yoshi missions aren't really fun, and he dissapears  if you don't keep gobbling food like a maniac.
- Some shine missions are a bit vague and stupid.
- The old-school jumping stages can reach certain extreme unfriendly difficulties for someone just looking to finish the game.
- The swimming controls are worse than in Mario 64. Too bad, because underwater sections like the coral reef look great.

You forgot the voice acting, unless you liked THAT.

Anyhoo, Dark Void Zero.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Age of Empires II (with or without expansion)

[The Drunken Dishwasher]

Galerians

[Bueno Excelente]

You forgot the voice acting, unless you liked THAT.

Anyhoo, Dark Void Zero.

What, in the 3 to 4 cutscenes in the ENTIRE game? Oh yes, that truly ruined my experience. And never played it, don't own a DSi.

Age of Empires II (with or without expansion)

- Hahahaha, I got a buttload of units (HALEALEALEALEOOO) GOD DAMMIT DON'T TURN TO ENEMY SIDE
- How do you turn WHAT on?... AAAAA CATAPULT SPACE CARS
- Damn relic hunting. >_>
- Kill historical character = mission over "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU..."
- I THOUGHT WE HAD A PEACE TREATY. I LET DOWN MY GUARD BECAUSE OF THAT

Galerians

Never played.

[Mirby]

What, nothing bad to say about Kid Icarus?

[The Drunken Dishwasher]

Never played.

Hm..

Terranigma?

[Bueno Excelente]

What, nothing bad to say about Kid Icarus?

Didn't see it, I'm swamped with replies. And damn, I played that YEARS ago. Just remember the first level was always going up.

Hm..

Terranigma?

Just had that recomended to me this week. Gameplay videos that I've seen of it seemed quite good.

[The Drunken Dishwasher]

Aw shucks, okay then, let's see...

Earthworm Jim

[Bueno Excelente]

Aw shucks, okay then, let's see...

Earthworm Jim

Dang, that's a toughie. Let's see...

- Levels can be a bit TOO wacky. Where the hell am I going?
- Will this hurt me? Will it be a part of the scenery? STOP BEING SO WELL ANIMATED, EVERYTHING
- MUST FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE CONCEPT OF THIS PART
- Hit detection sometimes fails. And you're down a life.
- Get one scenario piece... COPY PASTE IT EVERYWHERE. Level made.


I see a bit lack of recent western games. And of input.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

- Hahahaha, I got a buttload of units (HALEALEALEALEOOO) GOD DAMMIT DON'T TURN TO ENEMY SIDE
- How do you turn WHAT on?... AAAAA CATAPULT SPACE CARS
- Damn relic hunting. >_>
- Kill historical character = mission over "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU..."
- I THOUGHT WE HAD A PEACE TREATY. I LET DOWN MY GUARD BECAUSE OF THAT

-People still like to do that enemy/neutral/ally bullshit?
-And you're playing matches with people who use cheats?
-Relics are annoying.
-That's the price one pays for faithfulness to historical events.
-See first.

[Mirby]

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

[borockman]

Quackshot?

[Mirby]

OH GOD YES DO QUACKSHOT!

that game! ^_^

[Bueno Excelente]

-People still like to do that enemy/neutral/ally bullshit?
-And you're playing matches with people who use cheats?
-Relics are annoying.
-That's the price one pays for faithfulness to historical events.
-See first.

First point was converting priests. Sorry if I didn't to the noise right.

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Never played Paper Mario 2.

Quackshot?

Sure.

- Why are you wearing a damn explorer outfit when you haven't even left the city?
- STOP DASHING WHILE YOU'RE CRAWLING. CRAWL LIKE A NORMAL DUDE
- Dracula's weakness is popcorn. If only the Belmonts knew...
- Who even uses non-lethal as standard weapon?
- Why do we have to do that stupid quest at the beginning just to get the decent plunger? Won't the regular one work?

[Dexter Dexter]

Mario Kart: Double Dash? (didn't play this either)

[Black Mage J]

Mario Kart: Double Dash?

If I may.
-music sucks large amounts of ass
-no little hop thing to avoid shells
-It's not even go carts anymore, it's actual cars, which takes away charm
-Blue shell is a fuster cluck
-babies driving
-working together ends up in no one wanting to play it again
-A pipe car? Are you serious?
-The tracks are ludicrous.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

First point was converting priests. Sorry if I didn't to the noise right.

Oh, that.
There will always be at least one CPU that will spam monks like the [tornado fang]ing dickens. They can convert everything you throw at them. It's annoying.

And you better pray that that CPU is not playing as the Aztecs.

[borockman]

- Why are you wearing a damn explorer outfit when you haven't even left the city?
- STOP DASHING WHILE YOU'RE CRAWLING. CRAWL LIKE A NORMAL DUDE
- Dracula's weakness is popcorn. If only the Belmonts knew...
- Who even uses non-lethal as standard weapon?
- Why do we have to do that stupid quest at the beginning just to get the decent plunger? Won't the regular one work?

- Lol that's true.
- You can't deny it's an awesome mode of transportation! but it is annoying to control, especially if you're trying to reach a gap in the middle of tunnel.
- Them popcorn is lethal.
- True this and a solid brick destroyer bubble?
- Plunger stickiness is determined by color.  

And till today I still have no idea how to navigate Maharaja's maze correctly.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Sim City 4.

[Bueno Excelente]

If I may.
-music sucks large amounts of ass
-no little hop thing to avoid shells
-It's not even go carts anymore, it's actual cars, which takes away charm
-Blue shell is a fuster cluck
-babies driving
-working together ends up in no one wanting to play it again
-A pipe car? Are you serious?
-The tracks are ludicrous.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Oh, that.
There will always be at least one CPU that will spam monks like the [tornado fang]ing dickens. They can convert everything you throw at them. It's annoying.

And you better pray that that CPU is not playing as the Aztecs.

Yep. I used to play it alot back in middle school. not anymore, unfortunately. I gotta get back into it someday.

Sim City 4.

Sorry, 3000 was the last one I played, and I can remember little detail about it.

Come on, people. More recent games.

Here's my Playfire profile if you need ideas: http://www.playfire.com/Dr_Gamma
Pretty much all games I own, except the ones I end up forgetting to put there.

[borockman]

Recent recent... Demon's soul?

[Dexter Dexter]

If I may.
-music sucks large amounts of ass
-no little hop thing to avoid shells
-It's not even go carts anymore, it's actual cars, which takes away charm
-Blue shell is a fuster cluck
-babies driving
-working together ends up in no one wanting to play it again
-A pipe car? Are you serious?
-The tracks are ludicrous.

-I would disagree.
-You can't even drag items behind you. It sucks.
-Mario Kart Wii called and said hi.
-Oh hell yeah.
-???
-Quite frankly, I find the tag-team racing concept to be useful as someone's appendix.
-I wonder how that would work if it were actually built IRL.
-Luigi, Yoshi and Mario Circuits, Daisy Cruiser and Mushroom City.

[irgpie]

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

[Black Mage J]

-I would disagree.
-Mario Kart Wii called and said hi.
-???
-Quite frankly, I find the tag-team racing concept to be useful as someone's appendix.
-I wonder how that would work if it were actually built IRL.
-Luigi, Yoshi and Mario Circuits, Daisy Cruiser and Mushroom City.

-That first track is just...
-I really didn't like that game either.
-Baby mario and baby luigi, baby Peach too?
-I sure don't "Hey let me drive" "No, you just keep using items" "Thats boring, besides, you keep crashing" "Hey stop that!"
-Last time I played, no one could get through this one city stage.
Besides, if you want to complain with me, then why did you ask for the game to be bagged on?