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Reply #100 on: May 31, 2010, 03:11:27 AM
I wasn't trying to argue with you or anything, I agreed with you on a majority of things. The point on infant drivers confused me though.

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Reply #101 on: May 31, 2010, 03:14:55 AM
Well, I just didn't enjoy how crazy the whole franchise was getting. I miss the good ol' days of 64 and it's party friendly games. Unlike the Playstation, which I think you had to get two of them together to play Doom on it.



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Reply #102 on: May 31, 2010, 03:21:34 AM
3D dot heroes



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Reply #103 on: May 31, 2010, 03:51:44 AM
What about Metroid Prime 1? probably the best prime in the trilogy?

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #104 on: May 31, 2010, 04:11:02 AM
Recent recent... Demon's soul?
Still not out in Europe.

(whoops. replied too early. Lemme edit)
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

- Pink-haired Link wha?
- Still the pansiest-looking spinning slash.
- Traversing the world can get pretty dull sometimes.
- The dark world is quite ugly to go through, considering it's the biggest part of the game.
- URGH, equipping one item at a time... the SNES has alot of buttons, people.

3D dot heroes
Not out here yet.


What about Metroid Prime 1? probably the best prime in the trilogy?
Sure.

- Claustrophobic as hell.
- Backtracking becomes annoying.
- Having to scan EVERYTHING EVER
- WHY not use both analog sticks? Lock-on vision works horribly when you have an FPS perspective, and it limits the movements the game could have.
- Bosses don't live up to the ones in the original Metroids.

(Please, no arguing, people)



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Reply #105 on: May 31, 2010, 04:14:41 AM
Still not out in Europe.
I'm sorry, just that this is pretty fun.

-put a warning sign two feet away from the trap
-Set phrases
-I play a game for the satisfaction of beating it, I get you wanna show how games these days are so easy, but JESUS!
-character customization



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Reply #106 on: May 31, 2010, 04:25:42 AM
I'm sorry, just that this is pretty fun.

-put a warning sign two feet away from the trap
-Set phrases
-I play a game for the satisfaction of beating it, I get you wanna show how games these days are so easy, but JESUS!
-character customization

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Reply #107 on: May 31, 2010, 04:31:31 AM
Since I just got here...

- SCREW YOU SUN
- Bit of a limited movement when you start off
- Damage can only be done in a small arc with the gun? You serious? Why's it called a GUN then?
- Fight boss, backtrack, fight boss again in a repetitive coffin battle
- Couldn't the MGS elements be implemented more nicely?

-Don't really need the sun except for the bosses and some rare ocassions, I beat most of the series in my room with no actual sunlight. Also, get more sunny clogs, dunno about 1 and how abundant they are, but in 2 they're available from the beginning and with them you won't need real sunlight EVER during the maingame except for maybe one part I don't remember if it's completely necessary to not have sun at all.
-?
-Press start, press L or R until you find the gun customization screen, switch frame.
-Can't argue with that but it didn't bother me.
-Dunno what to say.


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Reply #108 on: May 31, 2010, 04:42:06 AM
Out of topic: I miss my copy of Boktai. :(

On topic: No More Heroes 2



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Reply #109 on: May 31, 2010, 04:43:14 AM
Since I just got here...

-Don't really need the sun except for the bosses and some rare ocassions, I beat most of the series in my room with no actual sunlight. Also, get more sunny clogs, dunno about 1 and how abundant they are, but in 2 they're available from the beginning and with them you won't need real sunlight EVER during the maingame except for maybe one part I don't remember if it's completely necessary to not have sun at all.
-?
-Press start, press L or R until you find the gun customization screen, switch frame.
-Can't argue with that but it didn't bother me.
-Dunno what to say.
This isn't a debating topic, this is a topic about nitpicking about games. No room for defending positions here.


No More Heroes 2

- I miss running around the city instead of waiting for interminable loading screens.
- What the hell, the story seems much worse this time around.
- ARGH PARKING LOT FIGHT TAKES ETERNITIES
- The bike sections should be on the list of "DO NOT. I REPEAT DO NOT PUT THIS ON A GAME"
- Lame final boss, lame ending. Specially compared to how rad the first game's ending was, and how it wrapped everything up nicely.



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Reply #110 on: May 31, 2010, 04:45:12 AM
It's fun to do though without any actual flaming. Also, can't help it when one of your points is wrong anyways =P


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Reply #111 on: May 31, 2010, 04:47:56 AM
It's fun to do though without any actual flaming. Also, can't help it when one of your points is wrong anyways =P
Then say that single point to me without going "Oh that didn't bother me" with all of my points replied to on a list on your topic. These aren't well thought-of points, kid. This is just having fun with nitpicking. And if you can't even stick to the friggin' point of the topic and you go off and do exactly what you're NOT supposed to do, you might as well get the hell out.



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Reply #112 on: May 31, 2010, 04:50:32 AM
He just got here; he wasn't aware of the rules, it seems. Take a breather.

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Reply #113 on: May 31, 2010, 04:51:14 AM
The Conduit (didn't play this one either, although my big bro has one)

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Reply #114 on: May 31, 2010, 04:53:54 AM
He just got here; he wasn't aware of the rules, it seems. Take a breather.
Getting to a topic, saying the exact thing the topic is meant to prevent, and when warned, say "oh but this is fun to do", causes me to say "get the hell out". What can I say?


The Conduit (didn't play this one either, although my big bro has one)
Didn't play it either. Was gonna get it, but the bad feedback got me not to. Can anyone do this one?



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Reply #115 on: May 31, 2010, 04:54:31 AM
Then say that single point to me without going "Oh that didn't bother me" with all of my points replied to on a list on your topic. These aren't well thought-of points, kid. This is just having fun with nitpicking. And if you can't even stick to the friggin' point of the topic and you go off and do exactly what you're NOT supposed to do, you might as well get the hell out.

Hey hey, chill out, lets not start a fight here, it is all for fun. I missed the no arguement part my bad, sheesh.

Anyways, have you done Ocarina of Time already? If not do that one =P


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Reply #116 on: May 31, 2010, 05:00:41 AM
Didn't play it either. Was gonna get it, but the bad feedback got me not to. Can anyone do this one?
I would but I'd just be hogging them all to myself.



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Reply #117 on: May 31, 2010, 05:01:19 AM
Hey hey, chill out, lets not start a fight here, it is all for fun. I missed the no arguement part my bad, sheesh.

Anyways, have you done Ocarina of Time already? If not do that one =P
I am chilling out. Just don't like it when people go out of their way "for fun" after they've been told of the main point.

Anyway, let's see, Ocarina of Time...

- Having to memorize the songs everytime is kinda silly and unnecessary.
- Hyrule field is pretty much empty and has little point.
- Stealth sections are quite primary.
- WATER TEMPLE. GODDAMMIT SUCH MASTERY OF ANNOYANCE WITH ELEVATOR DUNGEON
- Stuff like Din's Fire and the Boomerang are kinda worthless and serve pretty much little purpose.


I would but I'd just be hogging them all to myself.
You forgotten where we are? =P I doubt many people have played FPS games around here, or have any interest in them. Go ahead.



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Reply #118 on: May 31, 2010, 05:03:10 AM
Super Star Wars. >8 D

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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Reply #119 on: May 31, 2010, 05:04:49 AM
Super Star Wars. >8 D
Take care of this one for me, people. it's 4am and I got an exam tomorrow. Be seeing yas.



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Reply #120 on: May 31, 2010, 05:05:38 AM
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Sure.

- Claustrophobic as hell.
- Backtracking becomes annoying.
- Having to scan EVERYTHING EVER
- WHY not use both analog sticks? Lock-on vision works horribly when you have an FPS perspective, and it limits the movements the game could have.
- Bosses don't live up to the ones in the original Metroids.
Claustrophobic? Really?
Yknow, its funny, but for some reason, I didnt mind scanning in 1. but in 2 and  3, it got tedious. (to me actually)
Hmm, what about the Wii version? Aiming and scanning works MUCH better when you simply have to aim with the wiimote and lock on.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #121 on: May 31, 2010, 05:09:29 AM
Thanks!  8)

Okaay Conduit....
-Monster spawners are an annoyance.
-That precious graphics engine is amazingly disappointing.
-I don't want to waste my time perfecting the aiming controls, I want you to make it good, thats your job!
-hard to look up
-BLASPHEMY!!
Take care of this one for me, people. it's 4am and I got an exam tomorrow. Be seeing yas.
-Scorpion monster
-Lightsaber no no?
-it's boring.
-Your boring
-I've run out of things to say to this game, Killer Instinct was all memory of moves, it was glitchy.



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Reply #122 on: May 31, 2010, 05:13:58 AM
I only have one thing to say to your OoT nitpick: The Quest Menu lists all the songs you've learned, so if you forget you can check them there. The rest of your points? Completely true.

Oh god, I'm gonna get some massive list from this one, but here goes.

Mega Man Battle Network. (pick an entry, just not OSS since we all now how everyone feels about that one)

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Reply #123 on: May 31, 2010, 05:36:35 AM
5 it is
-You only needed Colonel version, Protoman is shite
-the de-darkpaneling is repetitive
-Thats the only way to get boss Mega chips
-You could easily win with Dark Unison, all it took was timing
-Nebula Gray's wolf attack that strikes every panel and crushes them all as well
-The ending didn't know who was going to save the day.
-Goatees are overrated
-Why someone would capture three useless navis I don't know, considering they never turned them evil, and they had PLENTY of time to do that.
-This shuns Protoman by adding Colonel and his badass net op.
-I wasted my time on this.



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Reply #124 on: May 31, 2010, 05:39:20 AM
Care to choose another one?

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