Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

[Gaia]

Granted, but now there are 48 hours of Hanna Montana fanboys in school, therefore, can't escape. 

I wish I was a Kobun. (Mr 32, pps)

[Police Girl]

Granted, you are now Kobun Number 41!

I wish Domo-Kun would devour the Gym.

[Gaia]

Granted, but he devours you along with the Gym.

I wish I was friends with a Zebra, Giraffe, Hippo, Lemurs, Penguins, and Monkeys.

[Police Girl]

Granted, but the lion is jealous and devours you.

I wish my school was actually paying money for Education and not Special-Ed and Sports.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, now you have to stay at school for 24-hours worth of history classes.

I wish I didn't oversleep.

[Alice in Entropy]

Granted, but now you're unable to sleep. EVER.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, you are now a robot, the outdated model that is...

I wish that there was no need for studying.

[Archer]

Granted, but you never accomplish anything in life.

I wish I had this jacket.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but now, you are Shinji.

I wish I could have superpowers.

[Frozen Potato]

Granted,but it only last five seconds

i wish i had a plasma tv in my room....

[Archer]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had more importance.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but only in death.

I wish I ruled the world.

[Mirby]

Granted, you are now the ruler of the World, a MMORPG that many people play, and you kill yourself after some players destroy it.

I wish I was a master shapeshifter with complete mastery over my powers.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, now you are a Bidoof.

I wish that games are more affordable.

[Mirby]

Nothing wrong with being a Bidoof. *evolves into Bibarrel (sp?)*
Granted, but the economy completely crashes due to your wish, and shortly thereafter you are lynched by an angry mob.

I wish I was invincible!

[Gaia]

Granted, but you are seemingly "killed" by Doomsday. (Obligitory Superman movie reference)

I wish I had a freezer full of Eggos.

[Mirby]

I was looking for a Mother 3 reference, actually...

Granted, but they are man-eating Eggos, and when you take them out, they eat you.

I wish I could draw.

[Police Girl]

@Gaia: Granted, but they are all 5 years old.
@Mirby: Granted, but now yuo can't write.

I wish TV was acually interesting.

[Dr. Wily II]

Nothing wrong with being a Bidoof. *evolves into Bibarrel (sp?)*

It's Bibarel.

Granted, but now, they are full of reality shows.

I wish that I had a wish.

[Akamaru]

Granted. Your wish however was horribly corrupted by RPM.

I wish I had more time.

[Wanda Bear]

Alaka-nope! You freeze time all around you....forever!

I wish I was a princess!

[Police Girl]

@Akamaru:Granted, you have 3 more seconds.
@Wanderer:Granted, you are now Princess Diana.


I wish Saturdays were every other day of the week.

[Gaia]

@Wanderer: Granted, but you fall into a deep, never-ending sleep. 

@RMZX: Granted, but history starts to repeat itself over and over again.

I wish I was at LA.

[Police Girl]

Granted, You are now in Lost Angels, A movie that doesn't exist.

I wish the forum game section was more lively.

[Mirby]

Granted, but *forum dies, making the end of this sentence lost forever*

I wish I could fly!