Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

[Police Girl]

Granted, you can swim all you want!

I wish I had Geass (Again).

[Gaia]

@Mirby: Granted, But you fall right after takeoff, you land in Africa an hour later.

@RMZX: Granted, but the show's cancelled all together.

I wish I was in Station Square.

[Mirby]

Wish granted, but the train runs you over.

I wish I had the powers of my character Taylor.

[Police Girl]

@RMZX: Granted, but the show's cancelled all together.

Oh yea, that will make my Geass cease to exist.

Granted, but you can't control any of them.

I wish The Cell phone wasn't invented.

[Mirby]

Wish granted, and you promptly die of isolation.
Let's try this again...

I wish I had the powers of my character Taylor, with complete control over them as well.

[Flame]

Granted. you are now a drawing.
I wish I didnt have to write this stupid College essay.

[Trask]

Granted.  You have to do astrophysics in order to save the world instead.

I wish I was more vocal.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, now your voice is too loud.

I wish I had more food.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  A killer who kills regarding the Seven Deadly Sins kills you for Gluttony.

I wish I was killed in the same vein, but because of Vanity.

[Akamaru]

Granted. You were killed... 

I wish I can fly an Arwing.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  You are as useless to the team as Slippy.

I wish I had a cup of hot chocolate right now.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but they forgot the mini marshmellows.

I wish it would stop raining.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  It starts to hail.

I wish it would snow tomorrow.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, now you are snowed in, in school, with no heater.

I wish that Gundams were real.

[Quickman]

Granted.  The drivers of the Gundams don't watch where they're going and stomp you and the surrounding area flat.

I wish I wasn't addicted to caffeine and sugar.

[borockman]

Granted, but now you're addicted to alcohol

I wish I could play megaman 9....

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but the game is beating you senseless.

I wish life would be easier.

[Gaia]

Granted, but you have gotten fat enough to the point to where you are flammable, and after awhile, you explode once your belly burns.

I wish I had a cup of eggnog.

[MegaFreak2]

Granted, but I snatch it out of your hands and drink it on the spot. The world goes "ka-effing-boom".

I wish for a gilded hot dog.

[Quickman]

Granted.  It is inedible.

I wish for a comfy bed.

[borockman]

Granted, but you're insomniac now.


I wish I could travel all around the world.

[Wanda Bear]

Alaka-excuseme! You cant stop running.

I wish I had a gorde that made infinite mango lemonade.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  It becomes an addiction and you have to join ML Anonymous.

I wish I had a gorde that made infinite Mango Lemonade! 

[Wanda Bear]

Alaka-negative! You get attacked by the decrepit undead due to their craving for mango lemonade.

I wish this kobbun would stop objecting me...... SHUT UP KOBBUN!!!!

[Protoman Blues]

Kazaam!  This Kobun  uses it's Kobun Metamorphing Beam and gives you Kobun Hands.

I wish I had someone to sleep next to tonight in my comfy comfy bed.