Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

[Quickman]

Granted.  You come up with the greatest idea known to man and are promptly attacked by wombats.

I wish my underwear wasn't chafing.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  It's now off of you and burning in a fire, along with the rest of your underwear.

I wish I could burn Quickie's undies.

[Ninja Lou]

Granted, which then burns down your house.... oh and then you are attacked by badgers.

I wish I had some food in this house.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  You won't get any.  Ever.

I wish Ninja Lou could find a Soda Float.

[Quickman]

Granted.  He doesn't tell you where it is.

I wish I had chocolate-covered Honey Nut Cheerios.

[Ninja Lou]

Granted, but the prize in a box was a angry badger.

I wish for a good slice of pie

[Quickman]

Granted.  It was eaten by a badger.  Since you love those badgers so much. =P

I wish I would wake up earlier in the day.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but now, you don't sleep at all.

I wish for more time.

[Jericho]

Granted, but now you only have ten more new years to live.

I wish if I was a better character designer.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but you can only create bootlegs of existing characters.

I wish I was a better coder.

[Akira]

Vacations!

[MegaPsycho]

@Wily:

Granted, but you now have a binding contract to work for Microsoft for the rest of your life for minimum wage.

I wish everytime I reached into my pocket, if there was not any money already there, a $100 bill would magically appear there everytime.

[Jericho]

Granted, but you are arrested shortly afterward for counterfeiting.

I wish if i could get some of these ideas out of my head and work on them some.

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but now you can't screw your head back in.

I wish for a Wii.

[CephiYumi]

@Akira:  You got it!  But as soon as you land you get arrested for supposidly painting all over the town with some crazy "goopie" substance.

@Dr.WII:  You got it!  But it's one of the first off the line, and will eventually break ; ;

I really wish I didn't worry so much o.o

[Dr. Wily II]

Granted, but now, you always see Ceiling Cat.

I wish I will stop wishing for so many wishes.

[Pringer X]

Granted, but in the process, you can't screw up others wishes.

I wish for psychic powers.

[Dr. Wily II]

... CURSES! *rewinds*

Granted, but now you see 5 minutes... into the past.

I wish to rewind time.

[Alice in Entropy]

You are granted with that ability, but in doing so, you accidentally warp time back to Ye Olde Salem. Because of your ability to rewind time, they mistake you for a witch and burn you.

I wish people would join my RP forum. ;_;

[Night]

Granted.

I wish I had at least one person who understands my dreams...

[Ninja Lou]

Granted but it is a badger, also after you explain the dreams to it it attacks you.

I wish we can get a brawl team battle going today.

[Nekomata]

granted, they only use fox on final destination with no items though.

i wish for a twinkie

[Alice in Entropy]

Granted. However, it's an explosive twinkie, and blows apart your stomach lining.

I wish I was able to see Avenue Q on stage.

[Gaia]

Granted, but they somehow start to fight on stage, killing eachother in the process.

I wish for something edible, like a Lion.

[Trask]

Granted, but you have to fight your food to the death in an arena where you unfortunately lose.

I wish I could have another good day like today.