Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

[Sakura Leic]

Granted you're now deaf.

I wish headache never happens.

[Protoman Blues]

Granted.  Backaches become your biggest problem.

I wish I could draw better.

[Police Girl]

Granted, you can draw a stick figure.

I wish my School wasn't so boring.

[Gaia]

Granted, but then you will have to re-enact HSM, a shitty disney musical.

I wish for a Turnip that's the size of a small island, already roasted and ready to eat, that tastes very delicous and has no lingering stench.

[Police Girl]

Granted, but then you will have to re-enact HSM, a shitty disney musical.

I wish for a Turnip that's the size of a small island, already roasted and ready to eat, that tastes very delicous and has no lingering stench.

Granted, but you are now 10000 Pounds overweight and have to be Kept on a small island covered with Turnip-Eating Moles.

[Setsuna F. Seiei]

Granted, but airport security steals it from you.

I wish roots 2000 was real.

[Police Girl]

Granted, but its too expensive for you.

I wish the cherry Limeade had more Lime.

[Phi]

Granted, but you find out there's not enough cherry.

I wish I had the Lord of the Rings Trilogy box-set.

[The Great Gonzo]

Granted, but all the discs have nice big fat scratches on 'em.

I wish up became down.

[Nexus]

Granted, but then down became up.

I wish I was in the original Gunstar Heroes as a playable character or something... 

[Gaia]

Granted, but you got GO'd from falling down a pit.

I want pancakes, sooo large that they taste sooo good, that you can't imagne it's sitting on a giiiiaaaannnttt dinnerplate in the middle of a smaaall neighborhood, made juuuust for me.

[Police Girl]

@ Nexus: Granted, but everybody thinks you're just a copy.
@ Gaia: Granted, but you can't even eat 3 bites without being full.


I wish the Cherry Limeade would be equal in both Lime and Cherry.

[Pringer X]

granted, but sadly the limes and cherries are rotten upon making said drink

I wish Slippy was useful

[Jericho]

Granted, but now the series is called Galactic Toad.

I wish for another StarTropics game.

[Pringer X]

Granted, but it's released only on the 3DO in Japan

I wish for a narrator to tell the story of someone's life (other than me)

[Akamaru]

Granted, but Michael Jackson is the narrator.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

[Pringer X]

Granted, but you can only teleport in front of a train.

I wish for...NOTHING!

[Akamaru]

Granted. Everything you know disappears. You are left in a world with nothing exists.

I wish for a lollipop.

[Quickman]

Granted.  It's a lollipop that was stuck under a desk for the past three years and all covered in hair.

I wish for a clean and heated garage to build my Dalek in.

[Ninja Lou]

Granted, but the Doctor does not arrive till after you are killed by it. He of course stops it and saves the day.

I wish I was The Doctor (Doctor Who).

[Alice in Entropy]

The Doctor you now are! An army of Daleks appears and tries to kill you, though.

I wish I had cat ears.

[Strider Xhaiden]

Granted, but they're super-sensitive and even the slightest noise causes you pain.

I wish I wasn't so lonely....

[Alice in Entropy]

Well, you're in luck, because there's a big crowd of people right outside your house that want to meet you. Except they're carrying torches and pitchforks and are shouting your name loudly in angered tones.

I wish I was a master gunslinger.

[Strider Xhaiden]

Granted, but the only guns available to you are water-pistols.

I wish my fortress wasn't so run-down.

[Gaia]

Granted, but it collapses on you upon entry.

I wish.. for a.. a... a..... a....... a........ a......... a....... (Wishes for a Baboon)