Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

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Reply #925 on: July 23, 2009, 10:52:14 PM
Granted, though it sucks so much its a new type of disease.

I wish for some unpirated games that last long ( if you lived in Chile, youd know what I mean)



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Reply #926 on: July 23, 2009, 10:58:13 PM
Wish granted. Your systems now die.

I wish I knew more about Golden Sun DS.

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
Just enjoy yourself, don't complain about everything


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Reply #927 on: July 23, 2009, 11:04:20 PM
Granted, you know so much about the game, camelot employees came to your house and summoned a mighty dragon that everybody feared to kill you.

I wish for a nature destroying car.



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Reply #928 on: July 23, 2009, 11:10:30 PM
Wish granted, but it destroys human nature, and now everyone in the world is a lifeless zombie.

(also, I befriend dragons, so ha!)

I wish that I had an infinite battery for my laptop.

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
Just enjoy yourself, don't complain about everything


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Reply #929 on: July 24, 2009, 12:38:41 AM
Granted, but now your Laptop has a chance of exploding.

I wish I were a Werewolf.



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Reply #930 on: July 24, 2009, 12:42:05 AM
Granted, but you get killed by an angry mob of villagers, most likely led by Roa.

I wish I had some more Wii points.



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Reply #931 on: July 24, 2009, 01:05:34 AM
Granted, now you have so many wii points the entire nintendo franchise is bankrupt which means no more wii music and wii sports and sillly cash ins, then sega takes over and releases nothing but terrible sonic games on the sega yii.

I wish for some awsome suace.



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Reply #932 on: July 24, 2009, 01:23:05 AM
Granted, but now the awesome sauce is so awesome, it blows up your head.

I wish I had the same wish I wished before, but without the villagers or my Pack turning on me.



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Reply #933 on: July 24, 2009, 09:10:16 AM
Granted, you're sudenly attacked by rabid weasels

I wish I had breasts.



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Reply #934 on: July 24, 2009, 12:24:18 PM
Granted. Alas, they take over your very existence, your manhood shrivelling away, until you are nothing but a husk of your former self. With breats.

I wish I had a name for my new cyber-maid character.



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Reply #935 on: July 24, 2009, 12:41:33 PM
Granted, she shall be named, Maddona. (Was it with 2 Ds or 2 Ns?)

I wish for my manhood back...and still keep the breasts.



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Reply #936 on: July 24, 2009, 12:49:36 PM
[Two N's, I believe.]

Granted, but they inflate to insane proportions, tethering you to the floor for the rest of your life.

I wish Jojo's Bizarre Adventure got released on the Virtual Console.



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Reply #937 on: July 24, 2009, 05:59:58 PM
granted but instead of Dio Brando they put Sakuya Izayoi for unknown reasons

i wish i could be like my name



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Reply #938 on: July 24, 2009, 08:55:42 PM
Granted. You become just that: a crimson bolt of lightning. You're confined to spend the rest of your days appearing from clouds to zap things. That's about it.

I wish I wasn't so lazy and could write something.



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Reply #939 on: July 26, 2009, 06:58:53 AM
granted, but then you're too lazy to thinking of what should you write

I wish that I never existed



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Reply #940 on: July 26, 2009, 09:00:21 AM
Granted! Instead of killing everyone they go around ripping out the ear drums of their listeners.

I wish I could be a mod for a day and screw around with PBs account


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Reply #941 on: July 26, 2009, 02:08:59 PM
Granted, but once the day is up, PB gets his own back. Hohoho.

I wish my brother would listen to me.



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Reply #942 on: July 27, 2009, 04:37:48 AM
granted, but then your brother find it boring to listen to you

I wish I can defeat Sephiroth in "Kingdom Hearts II: Final Mix" without using any of Sora's Growth Abilities...



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Reply #943 on: July 27, 2009, 12:32:56 PM
granted, but then your brother find it boring to listen to you

[That's...kind of the point. n_n;]

Anyway. Granted, but Square Enix find out and label you a cheater. So they send a gang of angry muscle-men to your house to beat you senseless. "That's what we do to cheaters," a Square Enix representative declares, smoking a cigar as he stares at your bloody, mangled pulp of a body. And just to add insult to injury, they smash your game disc as well.

I wish I had something to eat.



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Reply #944 on: July 27, 2009, 08:06:27 PM
Granted, you get to eat bloody pulps of puppies while everyone else enjoys cookies.

I wish I had a dolphin



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Reply #945 on: July 27, 2009, 08:09:33 PM
Granted, but the dolphin bit you as soon as you got it, ran off into the ocean and unearthed the Continent of Mu, thereafter drawing out Solo, how EM-Wave Changed into Rouge and abruptly deleted you.

I wish Capcom would make an Online EXE or Shooting Star Rockman Game



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Reply #946 on: July 29, 2009, 03:22:56 AM
Granted, but JAPAN ONLY.   >8|

I wish they would come out with a new X game for Christ's sake.

                                    It doesn't wooooooooork...


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Reply #947 on: July 29, 2009, 04:10:08 AM
Granted, but they make Axl a magic user (don't ask)

I wish the school year would start already so I can get it over with.



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Reply #948 on: July 29, 2009, 05:41:56 AM
Granted, but it takes an eternity to get through.

I wish people would stop digging up old topics pertaining to me.



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Reply #949 on: July 29, 2009, 06:19:01 AM
Not Granted, its just too funny.

I wish Adam was less of an idiot...