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Ryugaki · **Reply #950 on:** July 29, 2009, 07:18:31 AM

granted, but no matter how idiotic he is, he's still kinda smart... (that's because he don't need his brain to think!)

Quote from: Nick Z. Rythm on July 27, 2009, 12:32:56 PM

Anyway. Granted, but Square Enix find out and label you a cheater. So they send a gang of angry muscle-men to your house to beat you senseless. "That's what we do to cheaters," a Square Enix representative declares, smoking a cigar as he stares at your bloody, mangled pulp of a body. And just to add insult to injury, they smash your game disc as well.

[that's not my disc, anyway... and if SE would really do that, lots of player would die, as they would've "fired" from video-games production]

I wish... tomorrow's a free day (from school)

thecrazygoji · **Reply #951 on:** July 29, 2009, 09:13:42 PM

Granted, but you get hit by a truck and die, which wouldn't have happened if you were at school.

I wish Alien 5 was guaranteed to not suck.

AdamTheHedgehog · **Reply #952 on:** July 29, 2009, 10:18:49 PM

Granted, but now the movie was only released to DVD.

I wish I were a Reploid.

Afro-Shroom · **Reply #953 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:40:17 PM

Granted but you're immediately ran over and killed by GBD before you have a chance to fully enjoy it.

I wish I had more memory for my laptop.

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #954 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:44:36 PM

Granted. However, you unwittingly imbue your PC with a little too much memory, and it begins to develop sentience. It drains the memory from every other computer it can come across, eventually becoming an almighty machine-god which summons an army of robotic warriors to enslave you and your family.

I wish people would give the stuff I like a chance before labelling it.

thecrazygoji · **Reply #955 on:** July 30, 2009, 02:43:01 AM

Granted, but you die.

I wish Kraid will pop into Metroid: Other M.

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #956 on:** July 30, 2009, 07:17:33 PM

Granted, but due to a "technical flaw" in the game (can you say "occult ritual", kids?), he emerges from the TV screen as you fight him, rips your head off and devours your tasty, meaty body. Mmmm, delicious.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.

thecrazygoji · **Reply #957 on:** July 30, 2009, 07:27:27 PM

Granted, but you get hit by a truck later that month, with absolutely no relation to the wish.

I wish another Godzilla movie would come out within the next year.

Ninja Lou · **Reply #958 on:** July 30, 2009, 08:06:21 PM

Granted but he is defeated by a badger named king kong.

I wish Neko would get a free Wii.

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #959 on:** July 30, 2009, 08:20:03 PM

Granted. However, it breaks as soon as its turned on. Oh well. At least it didn't tear open a large rift in the space-time continuum, thus bringing into existence a legion of unholy Eldritch abominations from the paranormal realm of the Dungeon Dimensions. Oh, wait, it does that too. They munch on your soul like an old Twix. Your Jame's over.

I wish I had a Twix.

Afro-Shroom · **Reply #960 on:** July 30, 2009, 08:26:23 PM

Granted but its spontaneously explodes moments before you have a chance to eat it.

I wish to find a genie lamp.

Black Mage J · **Reply #961 on:** July 30, 2009, 08:50:06 PM

Granted, but once you rub it the genie inside eats you for getting him out of bed.

I wish for some chips, the english kind

AdamTheHedgehog · **Reply #962 on:** July 30, 2009, 10:36:51 PM

Granted, but the brits then kill you for taking their crisps.

I wish I were a T.V. Star

Police Girl · **Reply #963 on:** July 30, 2009, 10:49:41 PM

Granted, your show is cancelled before the 1st episode finishes airing. To add even more insult to it, you are just an extra in the second half, which never airs.

I wish my orders would come faster.

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #964 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:14:08 PM

Granted. They fall out of the sky and right onto your noggin, knocking you out. While you're knocked out, someone comes and takes them all.

I wish I had the ability to stop time, baby!

Ryugaki · **Reply #965 on:** July 31, 2009, 05:00:10 AM

granted, the time DOES stopped, and so do YOU! and so, the time's stopped, and we're in the middle of eternity without doing anything...

I wish for any ~~silly~~ wish...

AdamTheHedgehog · **Reply #966 on:** July 31, 2009, 05:41:49 AM

granted, but now you get the worst wish of your life...I wish I were good friends with Kajetokun...

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #967 on:** July 31, 2009, 01:11:37 PM

Granted, but he turns into a total douche.

I wish I had a pair of revolvers.

Frozen Potato · **Reply #968 on:** July 31, 2009, 03:58:36 PM

Granted,but the shells got stuck after you tested both revovlers,then you press the trigger again to get the shells out but somehow both revolvers blow up like a huge napalm explosion...and you die

I wish holidays were longer......

Black Mage J · **Reply #969 on:** July 31, 2009, 10:00:38 PM

Granted, they are so long that no one does anything at all, so we all die of starvation or boredom or peace.

I wish I had milk made man or triple M.

thecrazygoji · **Reply #970 on:** July 31, 2009, 10:12:53 PM

Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish cats were big.

Black Mage J · **Reply #971 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:38:07 PM

granted, but they become so big they are small althoguh they have razor sharp claws and sicne no one can see their tails, everyone has destroyed feet or shoes.

I wish for a pile of whatsit.

thecrazygoji · **Reply #972 on:** August 02, 2009, 04:59:11 AM

Granted, but it comes to life and kills you.

I wish I had an X-Box 360.

Irgendein · **Reply #973 on:** August 02, 2009, 05:01:18 AM

Granted, but you get the "Red Ring of Death", and have to take it back

I wish I could get to sleep faster

Ryugaki · **Reply #974 on:** August 02, 2009, 01:59:41 PM

granted, you fell asleep faster, and never to awaken... until someone's as evil as Dr. Weil come and awaken you to work on his sides... refuses, he killed you...

I wish we (those who lived in tropical climate) had Summer (or winter)

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