Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

A log peasant.

[Burst]

His avatar is an artists accurate depiction of his actual face.

[xnamkcor]

Can speak fluent Japanese in both Kyoto and Okinowan dialects and can even switch between the two mid-sentence.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is really a hue-shifting outline

[Mirby]

Is actually an eight-story tall monster from the paleolithic era!

[Sapphire Knight]

Is a metallic slime monster that enjoys turning people into balloons.

[xnamkcor]

Is the illegitimate son of George Washington(8 stories tall and made of radiation) and Loch Ness(3 story tall crustacieon from the peleodonic era).

[Sapphire Knight]

Appeared as one of Animal Planet's Most Extreme.

[Black Mage J]

Is a collective hive mind.

[Sapphire Knight]

Had the heavy from TF2 based of 'em.

[Mirby]

Is actually a wombat.

[Black Mage J]

Not related to me in any way at all.

[Mirby]

Is actually a White Mage.

[Copy X]

"Is really a Pink Agent" ^^

[Mirby]

Is not a copy at all, and isn't X either.

[DjKlzonez]

Wants to help me

[Mirby]

Prefers to put things to the power of Zero instead.

[Sapphire Knight]

Still posts in the RPM Lantern Corps thread.

[Mirby]

Is actually a chaotic neutral Ruby Thief!

[Sapphire Knight]

Is really the Pearl Merc.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Had an affair with me at one point.

[Mirby]

Is actually a being from an alternate dimension that only exists to curl up at people's feet and sleep.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is being eaten by a Munchlax.

[Black Mage J]

Does not care for gems.

[Sapphire Knight]

Has a beard that reaches around the world 8 times.