Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

[Frozen Potato]

Has a beard on his head

[Sapphire Knight]

Has a beard on his head

((Actually... It technically is... Beard grows on face and face is on head.))

[Frozen Potato]

((Haha...actualy i wanted to say that your beard grows on top of your head,but...well hair and beards are the same thing i guess,but whatever))

Even as a fearsome pirate,his ship always sank everytime his ship set sails.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is the reason my ship sinks when I set sail.

[Black Mage J]

He still hasn't painted my chickencoop.

[Mirby]

Once blargged a snafflegraf.

[Black Mage J]

She is climbing a mountain! Why is she climbing a mountain? Cause she loves the mountain. That mountain.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Shot the heiress of a nondescript Polish car company.

[Dexter Dexter]

Was able to find the island of Sodor on Google Maps at one point.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Consumes various hydroxides of alkaline earth metals to balance the pH of his blood.

[Burst]

Doesn't use technical terms enough.

[Sapphire Knight]

May explode if he comes into contact with salt.

[Mirby]

Used to be known as Galactus, and then Gamera. And for a short while, Betty. Don't ask.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is the Avatar!

(Last Airbender reference)

[Mirby]

Eats Unobtanium for breakfast!

(Crappy movie reference)

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Has something that belongs to me.

[Blackhook]

Is the creator of Spectrobes

[Sapphire Knight]

Has a log for a head and no chin.

[Black Mage J]

Mostly harmless.

[Dexter Dexter]

Goes to a restaurant at the end of the universe.

[Alice in Entropy]

Every day he sacrifices a small goat to the eldritch god Lrg'ynuv, He Who Reeketh of Dei-Olde Halibutte. He does in the hope of achieving everlasting unionship between his forehead and his pelvis, so that they may someday achieve greatness together.

[Blackhook]

The son of Chtullu

[Alice in Entropy]

I totally did him that one time.

[Mirby]

She did me once too... it was weird...

[Blackhook]

Last year champion of Extreme unerwater ironing...ON MOTORCYCLES!