Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

[Blackhook]

Likes to shake his moneymaker!

[Sapphire Knight]

Is a pikachu with an eye patch, peg for a right leg, and a hook for a left hand.

[xnamkcor]

Runs in the Olypmics with his sharpened prosthetic metal leg springs and Muramasa made katana arms.
He is doomed to lose due to disqualification(Killing other athletes is unsportsmanlike conduct).

[Sapphire Knight]

Was one of the victims that caused me to get disqualified.

[Black Mage J]

Apples.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is a homunculus.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Needs 50 mg of arsenic oxide a day to stop hyperoxygenation of blood.

[Mirby]

Is human, and hates it. Which is why he's trying to find a Time Gate to warp to the future so he can become a giant tree.

[Black Mage J]

The bane of my existance as I travel to finally hunt and capture her then I can....become famous....a little...
Although I haven't figured out what I'm going to do with her, send her to jail?

[Dexter Dexter]

Makes shitty jokes regarding methylphenidate. And posts them on sites like Facebook.

[Frozen Potato]

A total perfect clone of Leonardo de Vinci

[Mirby]

Is actually a small pebble created in the Earth's core solely to foster peace and love between all peoples.

[Blackhook]

She is the deadliest virus in the world....She causes everything to dance till death!

[Mirby]

Created this topic.

[Black Mage J]

Gained 50 levels overnight, not enough to mine for diamonds in Africa.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Can produce ultraviolet light from his hair if a solution of potassium permanganate is applied.

[Archer]

his teeth are really white crayons

[Frozen Potato]

Blowed up the moon last week with his weak archery skills.

[Mirby]

Drives the blue rally car of the small ocean.

[Sapphire Knight]

Maxed out all their stats and still can't beat Airman.

[xnamkcor]

Doesn't appreciate my pro-semitic comments.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Sig does not say "Surviving the world".

[Mirby]

His sig reads, "DO NOT WANT" when you read it in Swahili.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Has barium deposits in her lungs.

[Sapphire Knight]

*puts on TF2 Spy Mask* Is really A WOMAN!