Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

[Mimic]

Does not creep all my posts...
Especially because I told him to TITS or GTFO.
Such a nice guy for obeying my request.
Under no circumstances will he disobey said request.

[Burst]

Actually dresses up as a pink taco to pick up lesbians...and it works...and they stop being lesbians...for one night only...on Friday the 13th...on Leap Year...

[Sapphire Knight]

Wears a blue bucket on his head.

[Mirby]

Summoned the meteors that killed the dinosaurs.

[Mimic]

Is currently at Super San level 32... With hair bigger than Epcot at Disney.

[Mirby]

Can't spell SAIYAN! Wait, that's the truth. A lie....  hmmm.... doesn't realize I created this topic in the beforetime.

[Black Mage J]

Is an alternate universe version of me, where I am not lazy and of course, opposite of the gender.
We then fought for supremacy in the clash against the two universes! We then annihilated both, I using a Big Bang to recreate the earth, where the last of
the surviving fighters make peace on the new universe.
THE END

[Mirby]

You forgot the part where I used the Reality Keyboard to respawn my consciousness into a new body, separate from yours which we shared via a quantum portal, which for some reason traded genders in my universe, and returned here.

[Black Mage J]

Oh yes, but once that was created, you then gave birth to the bridge between two universes, which would be counted as a prologue.
Also the quantum portal was sucking the life from me because you were in deep sleep from me sacrificing the part of the body which harbors you.
You awakened long enough to control our body for a brief second to separate us.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is a furret dressed as a Black Mage.

[Burst]

Doesn't like the color blue or swords.

[Mimic]

Is my brother, twice removed... Cuz we were Siamese twins joined at both ankles

[Mirby]

Is a blue bowl of chow mein.

[Black Mage J]

A gigantic robot, from underground.
Also the daughter of Hephaestus.

[Mirby]

The god of the forge? Naw, no relation. Actually daughter of Aries.

you're the son of apollo.

[Black Mage J]

God of poems?
But I don't ever rhyme
I believe it is a crime
If you are a son of Ares, then get in line.

He also writes haikus
That man let his son burn earth
Artemis is better.

[Mirby]

... Apollo was the guy who carried the sun around the sky every day... I don't think he was the god of poems.

[Black Mage J]

He was also the god of something like that, I just know it.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is a tentacle monster.

[Mimic]

Is the god of the Athiests

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Hates "teh gnar".

[Frozen Potato]

His name is way too easy to pronounce.....

[Black Mage J]

King of ghosts.

[Burst]

Hates Final Fantasy, Pokemon , and pizza.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is a master of the Hadouken.