A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That
At Dr. Wily II’s World Domination Station, we join Dr. Wily II and Asena planning some sort of nefarious, evil, world dominating plan...or something...look, I’ve gotta get a date for the grand opening of the Intergalactic Sex Shack, so I’ll leave you be...
Asena - *eyes glowing* “Are you out of your mind? You’re out of your bat hair covered mind if you think I’m doing that!”
Dr. Wily II - “Well, I am a bit crazy, but still, it’s the only way Asena!”
Asena - “I REFUSE!”
Dr. Wily II - “Asena, look. We need the mysterious energy source inside of the Fxenodrome. I must have it to complete my latest Wily Machine, which will then help you and I conquer the world! I talked to Fxeni, and he’s not sure if he’s going to the opening or not. He said something about a meeting regarding......Fxelantis, or something “Fxenamed.” He needs to be at that opening in order for my troops to get in and steal it, and the only way to get him to cancel is for you...”
Asena - “ALRIGHT! All. Right. I’ll do it. I....suppose once I rule the world....I’ll be able to live this down.”
Dr. Wily II - “Excellent. EXCELLENT!”
A few days later, here we are at the Grand Opening of the Intergalactic Sex Shack. Here’s your host for the evening. PROTOMAN BLUESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Protoman Blues - “Thank you, Centered Narrator Guy, and a Perfectly Ballin’ welcome to all my fellow RPMers who could join us here today at the Grand Opening Celebration of my Intergalactic Sex Shack. Before we begin, I’d like to invite Flame up to the stage, which he designed, to say a few words. Flame!” *applause follow*
Satoryu - *while Flame is walking up to the stage* “Hey Fxeni, I thought you weren’t going to be able to make it.”
Fxeni - “Meeting. [tornado fang]ing. Canceled. I wasn’t about to miss this show of shows.”
Satoryu - “Wait....so the rumors ARE true then?”
Fxeni - “Dr. Wily II called and confirmed!”
Satoryu - *smiles* “....so glad I brought my camera!”
Flame - “Thank you PB. Wow, here we are everyone. The Grand Opening of PB’s Intergalactic Sex Shack. When I first thought to build this place for PB, it was to fulfill a dream. Not just a dream from an architectural stand point, but a dream of a fun, carefree, and awesome way of living, not just in RPM, but in the stars above her. Perhaps one day, that influence will spread throughout the cosmos. I view this Intergalactic Sex Shack as a stepping stone towards that goal. So, without further ado...” *rips off shirt* "LETS PARTAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!"” *throws the mic to PB*
Protoman Blues - *catches the mic* “Thank you Flame. To christen the ISS here, I’ve arranged a special treat for you all. A treat so spectacular, so sexcellent, that I, myself, did not think my ass would be safe from being kicked for suggesting it. Ladies and gentleman, and whatever the hell else some of you are, PB’s Intergalactic Sex Shack is now officially open for business. I give you...RPM’s TABLE DANCERS!”
The curtain rises up and club fog is seen around black silhouettes, until the light come on to reveal Vixy, Quickie, Asena, Acid, PBPB, Aresian, Wanderer, Leviathan, SplashWoman, CometWoman, and Copy X. The crowd of RPMers let out a massive cheer.
Satoryu - *applauding* “I see it, but I still can’t believe it.”
Fxeni - *also applauding* “I know. How PB got Asena to actually do this is a mystery not even a truck load of Scooby Snacks would help solve.”
Satoryu - *applauding* “....Asena? I meant CometWoman. Look at her cometits. They’re massive.” *watches CometWoman break dance by spinning on her tits* “WHOA!”
CephiYumi - *throws money at the stage* “YEAH! SHAKE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!”
Fxeni & Satoryu both look at Cephi all confused...wait why am I watching them. Right now, Aresian is doing some kind of mythic fire dance of fire, Quickie is disappearing and reappearing by vibrating her body so fast that she turns invisible, Vixy is doing an erotic belly dance using scarves and Sonic ring style sounding belly rings, and SplashWoman just has her Laser Trident impaled in the table while she constantly spins around...
Protoman Blues - *watching SplashWoman* “You know, that table is quite sturdy for the Laser Trident’s....laser trident not to break it!”
Flame - *watching Leviathan do an ice dance, 1/3rd paying attention to PB* “Yeah, Leviathan’s got an ice ass alright...”
Jericho - *watching Asena just spin around and Pyre Vision anyone who looks at her the wrong way while dancing* “Seriously, how the hell did you get Asena to agree with this?”
Protoman Blues - “I have no idea!”
Rad Lionheart - “And how’d you get Acid?”
Protoman Blues - *blows kisses to Quickie & Vixy* “Oh, that was Asena. She said she wasn’t going up there alone, so she dragged him along!”
Rad Lionheart - “You know, you should’ve got CentaurMan to go up there.”
Protoman Blues - “But he’s needed as my bouncer.”
At the door...
Rockman Kenny - “Um yeah...I was invit--” *time frozen by CentaurMan before Centaur kicking him in the teeth*
Backat th' partiiii, I'll have another Corona. No, I'll tell YOU when I've had enough...
Satoryu - *shirt off and waving it around* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Dr. Wily II - *sitting in the corner, taking pics* “Mwahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa!”
The next day, at Dr. Wily II’s World Dominat.....ughhhhhhh, I’m never drinking again....
Asena - *chasing Dr. Wily II and blasting his butt with Pyre Vision beam* “...AN’T BELIEVE I DID THAT. I’LL KILL YOU!”
Dr. Wily II - *running away* “B-but my dear. We managed to get the Fxenanium! Our plan worked! OWWWWWWWW!”
Asena - *blasting him more* “GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
WarpMan - “Looks like the Doc’s butt is in for it this time!”
OracleMan - “I foresee him not sitting for a week!”
The DWII Robot Masters all laugh in 80’s cartoon fashion....WAY TOO LOUDLY. Where’s my Motrin...
You know, I don't think Asena would agree to do that even for World Domination purposes. Still though, SHAKE IT BABY! Also, man I love Fxeni's name, just for all the crazy Fxenaming I get to do with it. I tell you this, it's a lot of fun. I highly recommend it. Speaking of the Fxenanium, what does Dr. Wily II have planned for it, hmmmmmmmmm? Will his ass survive long enough for him to use it? Are PB's ISS tables really strong enough to withstand the awesome broken might of Laser Trident?
Stay tuned.
