We Have Come To Terms
A few weeks after PB’s meeting with Hitomi...
“It’s been a few weeks since my meeting with Hitomi. I’m not sure if construction has begun yet on SexStation 2069, or even if Tsuyoshi got even a sip of the Mango Lemonade that I gave to her. In fact, there are a lot of things I’m unsure of now. It’s been a week since I’ve been to the Sex Shack, so was PBPB handling everything okay? Did Lou ever deliver those Wii's to Super Kitsu in exchange for knowledge of the Succubus Spell of Serathe? Would the Shield Generator hold up for much longer?”Flame - “Um, PB?”
Protoman Blues - *turns around in his automatic chair* “Sorry Flame, I was deep in thought. What’s up?”
Flame - “Well, I just wanted to know how you liked the place so far?”
Protoman Blues - “Oh, it’s fantastic. I mean, the Earth looks awesome from up here!”
The scene pulls away from the window to the site of PB’s Intergalactic Sex Shack orbiting the Earth.
Flame - “So when can I expect the full payment for this?”
Protoman Blues - “Well you have the money and secret Erotic Potion #17 recipe that I gave you. Ninja Lou should be dropping off your Wii’s soon.” *touches Comm-Link* “OrbitMan. Status report on the shields!”
OrbitMan - *walking around Engineering with balls orbiting around his head* “Aye Captain, the shield is holding. The generator down on the planet is a powerful lass. She’ll hold together till we’re 100% ready.”
Protoman Blues - “Excellent work, OrbitMan. Keep me posted!” *touches Comm-Link again* “CometWoman. How goes the construction on the Concave Dish Eroticism Beam Superlaser?”
CometWomen - *her tits are giant comets* “Well as I’ve mentioned, we cannot create a giant beam that will destroy a planet population’s inhibitions and make them horny, for both technological and moral reasons. But, we’ve been able to create one that will localize an entire city or town. That’s all your getting!”
Protoman Blues - *sigh* “Very well. Proceed on schedule then.” *turns to Flame* “My own robots and they talk back.”
Flame - “When did you get Robot Masters?”
Protoman Blues - “I asked Dr. Wily II to build me some galactic inspired Robot Masters to help run the ISS. I figured they’d be good for space operations, plus CometWoman has giant comets for tits! You know, Cometits!”
Flame - “.....Okay then. Well, I should be off.”
Protoman Blues - “Very well then.” *touches Comm-Link* “GalaxyMan, report to the bridge!”
Flame - “GalaxyMan?”
Protoman Blues - “Well I figured I’d need a vet to show these newbies around. Plus, I’ve had Dr. Wily II modify GalaxyMan so he fits in with the place better!” *hears music coming from the Turbo Lift* “Ah, here he comes now!”
As the Turbo Lift doors open, GalaxyMan in his new Disco UFO mode comes flying out, playing his Galaxy Fantasy loudly through his speakers.
Flame - *Galaxy Fantasy blaring into his ears* “That doesn’t turn off, does it?”
Protoman Blues - “Why would it? GalaxyMan, escort Flame to Transporter Room 3, and make sure he beams down with his clothes on!”
GalaxyMan - *constantly playing Galaxy Fantasy* “Aye Aye, Bay-bee!”
Protoman Blues - *“We’re having problems with the Transporter’s clothes removal feature. Hopefully it’s fixed by now. Have a safe trip!” *starts bopping his head to Galaxy Fantasy*
Flame - “...what have I done...”
Meanwhile, back at Greedo’s Cantina, in the Carbon Freezing Chamber...
Ninja Lou - *captured in a restraining force field* “But I just don’t understand why, Quickie? Why would you send this Bounty Hunter trash after me?”
IG-88 - “UM, I’M. STAND.ING. RIGHT. HERE...”
Quickie - “You were suppose to deliver a few Wii’s to the Cantina over a month ago, but it seems you dropped your cargo at the first sign of trouble, like a pansy-ass. I swear, why is delivering cargo so [tornado fang]ing difficult for some people?”
Ninja Lou - “...I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve never even been in the cargo business before, and I never agreed to such a thing.”
Quickie - “Enough of your lies. Hitomi handled the negotiations personally. You were to deliver 4 Wii’s to the Cantina, and in exchange PB and I gave her a T-14 Hyperdrive for a J-Type Nubian.”
IG-88 - “IT. WAS. A. FAIR. DEAL.”
Ninja Lou - *being put on the Carbon Freezing Machine, all confused* “B-but.......WHAT?”
Quickie - “Since I don’t have any Wii’s in my Cantina yet, I’ll need a new decoration for the place until I can get some. Jawas, lower him in!”
Jawa - “OOOOH TI DI!”
Ninja Lou - *being lowered into the Carbon Freezing Chamber and thinking back to recent events* “W-wait a minute. This explains EVERYTHING. THE CALLS, THE DEMANDS, THE ATTACKS! THOSE TWO BACKSTABBING... Quickie, wait. Listen. It’s not my fault.”
Quickie - “Bah, spare me your rebel excuses!”
Ninja Lou - *still being lowered* “B-but I can get you the Wii’s. I-In fact, why’d didn’t you just buy Wii’s instead of paying much more money for a bounty hunt...” *frozen in Carbonite*
Quickie - *handing money to IG-88* “That’ll teach him to go back on our deal!”
IG-88 - *taking money from Quickie* “I. AM. GO.ING. TO. BUY. A. P.S.THREE.”
See, Lou's gotta start delivering on those Wii's and not go back on his agreements, or else he gets frozen in Carbonite.
Well, with the ISS almost finished, and the SexStation 2069 currently under construction, everything seems to be going PB's way. OR IS IT? Well yes, it is, but for how long, who knows? After all, can Dr. Wily II be trusted to build me obedient Robot Masters? Will Hitomi & Tsuyoshi attack me for having another space station after I negotiated one from them? Will Lou ever be free of the Carbonite? Will Flame ever make another appearance? STAY TUNED!