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Quote from: marshmallow man on April 25, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

Police Girl

Burger King Advertisements for Twilight Eclipse. Basically, a girl says "Wow, this twilight eclipse gear is soo cool!", a boy (Presumably her brother) replies "I Know, Right?", A Dad is confused, and an old woman wearing a "TEAM JACOB" Shirt grab the thing the dad is holding and hobbles off.

Its the biggest misinterpretation of reality ever.

Sapphire Knight

Quote from: Kallen Kozuki on July 13, 2010, 09:35:17 PM
In the BKverse, there is no such thing as Twilight hate. as Even Old Grandmas like it, and boys think its "Cool". Advertising at its worst.
The people that make the ads for BK don't know even a little bit about whatever their promoting.

Also, Twilight has brought something to light:

Older men that like younger females = creepy/pedophile
Older women that like younger males = socially acceptable
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Well thats true... they're idiots after all.

As for the point you have mentioned...


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Someone should post that on a Twilight fansite.
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Quote from: Sapphire Knight on July 13, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Someone should post that on a Twilight fansite.
Someone really should.

I dont think its that BK doesnt KNOW what they are promoting, they just dont CARE. It makes money. Thats all they really care about in that respect.
Quote from: marshmallow man on April 25, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

Gaia

Quote from: Flame on July 13, 2010, 10:11:05 PM
Someone really should.

I dont think its that BK doesnt KNOW what they are promoting, they just dont CARE. It makes money. Thats all they really care about in that respect.

Even if it's a big movie/big franchise like Twilight or promoting a kid's movie in twee-dee. Anything for the green these days, I personally think pedophelia applies to both.  o-O
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So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

Quote from: Gaia on May 07, 2010, 12:30:32 AM
One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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Hilarious video about Twilight. It'll be WAY funnier if you understand brazillian portuguese (alot of the funny is in the expressions and the way he uses them).

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Zehahaha!! I nearly fell off my couch laughing at that!
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Quote from: Most Excellent Superbat on July 17, 2010, 08:55:37 PMHilarious video about Twilight. It'll be WAY funnier if you understand brazillian portuguese (alot of the funny is in the expressions and the way he uses them).
That's my first time hearing Portuguese being spoken!
Anyway, that was amusing, though, like you said, all the humor probably was lost in translation.

I put on my [twin slasher] face.

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Quote from: Idylleaus Euclidea on July 18, 2010, 01:40:41 AM
That's my first time hearing Portuguese being spoken!
Anyway, that was amusing, though, like you said, all the humor probably was lost in translation.
It's Brazillian Portuguese. Different kind of speech. Regular portuguese sounds more formal, while Brazillian sounds like it's being sang or rhymed while it's spoken. (I'm gonna put some spoilers in my examples, as they have nasty words I may use often in other replies, but they kinda sound nasty said all at once)

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For example, in slang terms around here, we use names like "eating" as [tornado fang]ing, "turkey" as [ray splasher], and a maximized form of "[tornado fang]er" as "badass". So the guy's saying "So Jacob's all hungry, guy's pushing the stiff turkey to the girl while he's shelling (being close wrapped around her like a shell) and being a [tornado fang]er while Edward's just being a [tornado fang]ing deer (which is what brazillians use for "pussy" slang).[/spoiler]

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Quote from: Most Excellent Superbat on July 18, 2010, 02:19:31 AM
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For example, in slang terms around here, we use names like "eating" as [tornado fang]ing, "turkey" as [ray splasher], and a maximized form of "[tornado fang]er" as "badass". So the guy's saying "So Jacob's all hungry, guy's pushing the stiff turkey to the girl while he's shelling (being close wrapped around her like a shell) and being a [tornado fang]er while Edward's just being a [tornado fang]ing deer (which is what brazillians use for "pussy" slang).[/spoiler]
Lol. Well, this is just more to learn so that I when I hear a language I don't recognize, I don't immediately assume it's Tagalog or something much like the ass I usually am.

I put on my [twin slasher] face.

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I can't wait till this guy reviews Twilight.
For now, however, I'm waiting for Episode III of Star Wars. : D

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The one good thing to be spawned from Twilight. Do read if you like (somewhat) hard science fiction!

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ZEHAHAHA!!! I just saw a commercial for a spoof of Twilight called Vampires Suck. I nearly died laughing watching the commercial. XD
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Quote from: Align on July 23, 2010, 02:51:53 PM
http://slayer-of-blood.deviantart.com/art/Essay-Accidental-Predator-164757838
The one good thing to be spawned from Twilight. Do read if you like (somewhat) hard science fiction!


That was... Amazing.
Quote from: marshmallow man on April 25, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

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Quote from: Sapphire Knight on July 23, 2010, 05:57:26 PM
ZEHAHAHA!!! I just saw a commercial for a spoof of Twilight called Vampires Suck. I nearly died laughing watching the commercial. XD
Grrrrrr... how I envy you. B(
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Quote from: Gamma Ray on July 23, 2010, 06:16:19 PM
Grrrrrr... how I envy you. B(
It was already posted in this topic.

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Quote from: Gamma Ray on July 23, 2010, 06:16:19 PM
Grrrrrr... how I envy you. B(
It was just a commercial. The movie's not out yet.
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