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Started by Nekomata, January 25, 2009, 09:46:01 PM

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Black Mage J

Flame beat me to it.

Then again this series is just for young 13 year old girls.
Now resume to beat your punching bags.

Blaze Yeager

Well the third movie Bombed,just like Ung,The Last Failbender
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Quote from: COG on July 04, 2010, 12:46:14 AM
Well the third movie Bombed,just like Ung,The Last Failbender
Too early to say for either, they just came out.

Protoman Blues

According to just about every review I've read, The Last Airbender is already being dubbed the worst movie of the year by far.

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Quote from: Protoman Blues on July 04, 2010, 02:02:37 AM
According to just about every review I've read, The Last Airbender is already being dubbed the worst movie of the year by far.
No doubt, but doesn't "bombed" means "did badly at the box office"?

I'm thinking Eclipse will do well in those terms, no matter what.

Protoman Blues

Quote from: The Goshdarn Flash on July 04, 2010, 03:03:03 AM
No doubt, but doesn't "bombed" means "did badly at the box office"?

I'm thinking Eclipse will do well in those terms, no matter what.

It can mean both at times, but if that's what he meant then yeah, Eclipse will probably do well no matter what.  Hell, The Last Airbender could make decent money too.

Blaze Yeager

Quote from: Protoman Blues on July 04, 2010, 03:20:42 AM
It can mean both at times, but if that's what he meant then yeah, Eclipse will probably do well no matter what.  Hell, The Last Airbender could make decent money too.
And then i will Dress up as Deadpool and lead people to hunt down the twilight author,and force her to create A Horrible Script for The Fourth Movie
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Quote from: COG on July 04, 2010, 03:26:53 AM
And then i will Dress up as Deadpool and lead people to hunt down the twilight author,and force her to create A Horrible Script for The Fourth Movie
...book authors don't do scripts, boyo. And I don't think anything can be more awful than Breaking Dawn.

Mirby

Quote from: The Goshdarn Flash on July 04, 2010, 04:40:30 AM
...book authors don't do scripts, boyo. And I don't think anything can be more awful than Breaking Dawn.
If there was a crossover between Manos and the Hands of Fate and My Immortal (that atrocious Harry Potter fanfic)
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Mirby

Yes, that one. >o<
Quote from: OBJECTION MAN on September 13, 2014, 04:31:11 PMOH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
Quote from: VirusChris on September 16, 2017, 03:55:20 PMJust enjoy yourself, don't complain about everything

Flame

You know what would be funny, Someone dressed up as Dracula going to see the movie, and cringing and moaning throught the whole thing.
Quote from: marshmallow man on April 25, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

Gotham Ranger

This topic is bad and you should all feel bad

Flame

Quote from: marshmallow man on April 25, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

Blackhook

Sooooo, can we burn down this place already?

Blaze Yeager

Thread's Officially Dead...i'm Callin it  :P
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Quote from: Flame on July 04, 2010, 08:02:03 AM
You know what would be funny, Someone dressed up as Dracula going to see the movie, and cringing and moaning throught the whole thing.
Done it. Was with a group of Nosferatu-dressed friends. We did [parasitic bomb] like throw our hands in the air and go "WHERE ARE HIS POINTY TEETH? THIS MOVIE'S RACIST!"

Posted on: July 04, 2010, 12:31:34 PM


OH MY GOD. I think this might be the ONE "Movie Movie" movie which actually might be GOOD. The jokes seem spot-on and actually in tune with the whole thing, make fun of the fans, etc.

...and even if it's not, everything that makes fun of Twilight is 5 stars in my book. 8D

Police Girl

To be honest, its about time they did it. I'm just hoping it doesn't end up like Epic Movie..

Aw, what am I saying, Twilight is just begging to be mocked. And its perfect Mocking material. Lets hope it stays on the right track and they finally stop trying to parody tons of [tornado fang]ing movies that don't even relate to the theme. (Borat, Nacho Libre, Da Vinci Code in Epic, why?)

Blackhook

You forgot Pirates of the Caribbean and Click, which were tottaly out of place...

Well that movie does look quite like the afternoon fun..I hope they didnĀ“t show the best jokes in that trailer

Police Girl

POTC is somewhat of an epic... Now Click, that really was out there. Of course I totally forgot about Crispin Glover as Willy Wonka. that part was really pointless.

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I guess it's gonna suck anyway. MTV pop culture jokes, and dumb plot with consistent bullshit happening.

...still, I'll tolerate it because it's making fun of Twilight. 8D

Flame

Twilight is the best to be mocked because it already IS a mockery.

Jesus, I have got to see this. XD
Quote from: marshmallow man on April 25, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

Gaia

Oh god.

What has the internet soceity done!? Even though it's gonna score bad, but it'll be a cult classic since it "parodies" one of the most overhyped flunks in history.  8D

Also: MOAR RED TEXT.
Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
Quote from: Setsuna F. Seiei on October 10, 2009, 02:34:30 AM
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

Quote from: Gaia on May 07, 2010, 12:30:32 AM
One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.

Flame

Im thinking it will do great actually, especially since almost everyone who hates or just cant get the craze will most likely go see it. 8D

I mean, theres just as much hate for twilight as there are screaming fangirls.
Quote from: marshmallow man on April 25, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

Police Girl

Quote from: Flame on July 13, 2010, 09:04:45 PM
I mean, theres just as much hate for twilight as there are screaming fangirls.

In the BKverse, there is no such thing as Twilight hate. as Even Old Grandmas like it, and boys think its "Cool". Advertising at its worst.