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Reply #25 on: February 16, 2009, 04:07:39 AM
It better does. I spent 30 full seconds creating this incredibly deep plot. Now I wanna be rewarded. It's the American dream.


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Reply #26 on: February 16, 2009, 04:08:17 AM
Quote from: Acid on February 16, 2009, 04:07:39 AM
It better does. I spent 30 full seconds creating this incredibly deep plot. Now I wanna be rewarded. It's the American dream.

lol. Damn straight!


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Reply #27 on: February 16, 2009, 05:13:27 AM
Quote from: Acid on February 16, 2009, 04:04:41 AM
I should probably write a book too. A reinterpretation of the Frog Prince. His name will be... Steed Horsepower, and he was turned into a frog by the evil alien nazi wizard Von Raufbold Bloodthirst. Now he searches the cosmos for the single princess whose genetic code he needs to break the curse. However to use it he will have to kill her. What he did not see coming was that he falls in love with said princess, now he has to decide wether to let his love live, and spend and eternity wandering as a frog, or kill his love and regret this deed for the rest of his pitiful life. Then he must confront the evil alien nazi wizard in a divine duel that shatters the foundation of reality itself.

Would probably be on the niveau of Twilight.

I'll buy 30 copies of this!


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Reply #28 on: February 17, 2009, 02:30:46 AM
I'd buy that.  I mean tap that.  Yeah...


added: oh [tornado fang]...
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Reply #29 on: June 29, 2010, 11:56:35 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd-21k_BSFQ[/youtube]

Maybe you like to play this interactive game and have a laugh or two? ^^;

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Reply #30 on: June 30, 2010, 12:15:38 AM
Quote from: Carlos Santana on February 17, 2009, 02:30:46 AM
added: oh [tornado fang]...
*has an aneurysm* OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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I look Asian in this scene. I do, I look like an anime character.
*has another aneurysm, faints and bleeds heavily*

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Reply #31 on: June 30, 2010, 01:03:24 AM
When i see twilight fans...i tell'em that This ain't real Vampires,READ BRAM STOKER YOU NINNIES...

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Reply #32 on: June 30, 2010, 01:47:00 AM
Hoo boy, according to the Rotten site of terrible movie reviews. The new one is a critical crapsack.

Won't stop the fatgirls though.


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Reply #33 on: June 30, 2010, 01:54:10 AM
I can't wait until the new one. Maybe I'll do a video review or something.


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Reply #34 on: June 30, 2010, 09:37:43 AM
I look forward to the full version of this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTnC193ohd0[/youtube]

this makes me somewhat glad twilight exists, just so parodies like these exist~


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Reply #35 on: June 30, 2010, 12:58:56 PM
Quote from: Carlos Santana on June 30, 2010, 09:37:43 AM
I look forward to the full version of this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTnC193ohd0[/youtube]

this makes me somewhat glad twilight exists, just so parodies like these exist~
That's because Twilight is like a huge trainwreck. You can't NOT watch it.


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Reply #36 on: June 30, 2010, 11:12:56 PM
Am a fan of Twilight, but ONLY to the extent of seeing the movie. No more, no less.

Also: maybe you should the thread title to "Twilight Saga", sortta fits a bit better if you ask me.

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Reply #37 on: June 30, 2010, 11:27:37 PM
Quote from: TheOnly on June 30, 2010, 11:12:56 PM
Am a fan of Twilight, but ONLY to the extent of seeing the movie. No more, no less.

Probably shouldn't have said that. Gonna lead to a bit of trolling of you later on.


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Reply #38 on: June 30, 2010, 11:37:08 PM
Quote from: TheOnly on June 30, 2010, 11:12:56 PM
Am a fan of Twilight, but ONLY to the extent of seeing the movie. No more, no less.

Also: maybe you should the thread title to "Twilight Saga", sortta fits a bit better if you ask me.

Still makes you a twilight [Top Spin].

And completely ignore the fact that this thread WAS about the awesome song Twilight by Electric Light Orchestra and not some gay ass movies based on some god awful books by a mormon who ruined super natural creatures like vampires and werewolves.


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Reply #39 on: June 30, 2010, 11:38:34 PM
Quote from: Klavier Gavin on June 30, 2010, 11:37:08 PM
Still makes you a twilight [Top Spin].

And completely ignore the fact that this thread WAS about the awesome song Twilight by Electric Light Orchestra and not some gay ass movies based on some god awful books by a mormon who ruined super natural creatures like vampires and werewolves.
Here here!

THE VISIONS DANCING IN MY MIND
THE EARLY DAWN, THE SHADES OF TIME
TWILIGHT CRAWLING IN MY WINDOWPANE


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Reply #40 on: July 01, 2010, 12:00:55 AM
Quote from: Klavier Gavin on June 30, 2010, 11:37:08 PM
and not some gay ass movies based on some god awful books by a mormon who ruined super natural creatures like vampires and werewolves.

Thank you,this is what i've been wanting to HEAR

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Reply #41 on: July 01, 2010, 12:31:24 AM
Quote from: COG on July 01, 2010, 12:00:55 AM
Thank you,this is what i've been wanting to HEAR
Don't forget ruined romance as a whole.


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Reply #42 on: July 01, 2010, 01:10:19 AM
SHIRTLESS WEREWOLF BOYS
delicious underage abs and stuff

ABERCROMBIE & FITCH MODELS: THE MOVIE
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I put on my [twin slasher] face.

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Reply #43 on: July 01, 2010, 01:17:31 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U52sP25ynE[/youtube]
This must be posted for great justice.

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Reply #44 on: July 03, 2010, 12:22:59 PM
HEY KIDS! GUESS WHAT?

The next Twilight Milk-Cow is pulling a Harry Potter! Thats right, TWO [tornado fang]ing PARTS. As if it actually needed to be that way.


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Reply #45 on: July 03, 2010, 12:35:53 PM
Quote from: Kallen Kozuki on July 03, 2010, 12:22:59 PM
HEY KIDS! GUESS WHAT?

The next Twilight Milk-Cow is pulling a Harry Potter! Thats right, TWO [tornado fang]ing PARTS. As if it actually needed to be that way.
Breaking Dawn's shittiness cannot possibly be contained in one single part. It contains a wedding, the couple retreating to THEIR OWN [tornado fang]ing PRIVATE ISLAND THEY JUST HAPPENED TO [tornado fang]ing HAVE LYING AROUND, violent, rib-breaking sex, instant pregnancy, evolution of pregnancy in 10 minutes, him turning her into a vampire so she survives the pregnancy, him biting off her [tornado fang]ing belly so he can rip the baby out of her, the baby biting along with him like a Xenomorph, baby coming out and instantly having adult conscience and full mentality of morals, ideas and life, and INSTANTLY falling in love with the werewolf suitor who falls in love with the newborn baby as well, KNOWING INSTANTLY that the baby will grow to a full-sized adult he can freely [tornado fang] in a couple of years, and in the end, everyone goes hunting in the woods, she being in high heels and a cocktail dress while doing vampiric stuff.


...and then in the end, Stephenie Meyer wakes up in bed, with her overweight belly, her mormon husband with two undoubtful lovers and her unbearable children.



WHAT A TWEEST!


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Reply #46 on: July 03, 2010, 01:16:24 PM
Seriously..that´s the plot?...And people are still buying it? Wow.


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Reply #47 on: July 03, 2010, 01:20:25 PM
Sounds like it may be a fascinating movie to watch on the big screen.


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Reply #48 on: July 03, 2010, 01:24:05 PM
Quote from: Blackhook on July 03, 2010, 01:16:24 PM
Seriously..that´s the plot?...And people are still buying it? Wow.
Many fans consider the fourth book the tipping point in which the saga starts being complete and total bullshit.

...I say it's like Spider-Man 3.The saga has never been good, it's always had corny plots and bad dialogue. Just in the last chapter of the saga, it got [tornado fang]ing hilarious. 8D

Quote from: Archer on July 03, 2010, 01:20:25 PM
Sounds like it may be a fascinating movie to watch on the big screen.
They cut out the Alien pregnancy part. ;_; Hopefully, we'll still get the werewolf newborn pedophilia.


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Reply #49 on: July 03, 2010, 07:49:42 PM

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