The Fake Rumor Thread

Psycho Yuffie · January 20, 2009, 04:24:22 PM

This thread is about making up random rumors. How elaborate you make the hoax is up to you. So how do you do it? It's pretty easy. I'll make up some example for you:

Alia was actually originally created as a male robot, but she had a sex reassignment upgrade.

Axl doesn't actually have a gender because his DNA Copy ability makes this impossible.

Dr. Cain is actually Barrel from Rockman Dash. He traveled back in time using Dr. Wily's old time machine.

See? It's pretty easy to do and it's fun!

Zan · January 20, 2009, 07:39:02 PM

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Dr. Cain is actually Barrel from Rockman Dash. He traveled back in time using Dr. Wily's old time machine.

How's that possible when Dr. Cain is actually working for Dr. Wily, who adopted Barrel as his son?

Also, Wily made Colonel and Iris.

Psycho Yuffie · January 20, 2009, 08:36:25 PM

Quote from: Zan on January 20, 2009, 07:39:02 PM
How's that possible when Dr. Cain is actually working for Dr. Wily, who adopted Barrel as his son?

Also, Wily made Colonel and Iris.

Oh, but you forget that Data has Rock's mind and Barrel uses him as his link to the past. Therefore, he has a link to Dr. Light! Also, we can't forget that Roll Casket is Alia's past self. How do you explain her becoming part of the Irregular Hunters if her grandfather wasn't Dr. Cain?

Sky Child · January 20, 2009, 08:40:34 PM

Trigger is my mom.

RMX · January 20, 2009, 08:41:51 PM

Dynamo and Axl are the same Reploid.

Sakura Leic · January 20, 2009, 08:42:52 PM

I got something that proves that Axl himself and not transforming can turn into a girl and get pregnet! *shot*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2399176/1/Oh_God

Psycho Yuffie · January 20, 2009, 08:52:19 PM

Quote from: Sakura on January 20, 2009, 08:42:52 PM
I got something that proves that Axl himself and not transforming can turn into a girl and get pregnet! *shot*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2399176/1/Oh_God

Oh, God! *laughs her ass off* That's good stuff. Thanks for sharing, Sakura.

Sakura Leic · January 20, 2009, 09:02:44 PM

You should see this crazy EXE one that makes no sense but every character pretty much goes crazy. And then click the author name to how many ways to get Enzan to kill you.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4259425/1/The_real_Crazy

Zan · January 20, 2009, 09:18:30 PM

Quote from: Noboka on January 20, 2009, 08:36:25 PM
Oh, but you forget that Data has Rock's mind and Barrel uses him as his link to the past. Therefore, he has a link to Dr. Light! Also, we can't forget that Roll Casket is Alia's past self. How do you explain her becoming part of the Irregular Hunters if her grandfather wasn't Dr. Cain?

You missed the point. >.>

Acid · January 20, 2009, 09:26:00 PM

Vile is actually Fliptop.

Psycho Yuffie · January 20, 2009, 09:52:16 PM

Quote from: Zan on January 20, 2009, 09:18:30 PM
You missed the point. >.>

That Barrel is a double agent?

Acid · January 20, 2009, 10:13:48 PM

Sub Tanks are filled with the remains of poor Reploids.

It's like Soylent Green.

Psycho Yuffie · January 20, 2009, 10:14:40 PM

Quote from: Acid on January 20, 2009, 10:13:48 PM
Sub Tanks are filled with the remains of poor Reploids.

It's like Soylent Green.

That explains why those energy things come out of their bodies.

RMX · January 20, 2009, 10:18:10 PM

The parasite moths in Morph Moth's stage are Baby Elves' prototypes.

Acid · January 20, 2009, 10:20:13 PM

Mega Man takes place in a parallel timeline of the Terminator universe. Were machines and humans learned to live happily side by side (almost).

RMX · January 20, 2009, 10:26:24 PM

Dr. Cain became a botanist cheating during finals.

Slash Man · January 20, 2009, 10:34:31 PM

Mega Man is Mega Man X.

Gauntlet101010 · January 21, 2009, 02:11:50 AM

Quote from: Slash Man on January 20, 2009, 10:34:31 PM
Mega Man is Mega Man X.

Megaman isn't X. But he IS Trigger.

HyperSonicEXE · January 21, 2009, 02:21:33 AM

Dynamo is the upgraded Bass.

Flame · January 21, 2009, 02:29:31 AM

Dr. Weil is actually Dr Cain. as Cain got older, he began to need electronic brain implants to keep his mind sharp, but those parts caught the Maverick virus and Dr. Cain went maverick and began to be known as Weil.

also, on a similar note, Sigma is actually Wily.

The Great Gonzo · January 21, 2009, 02:30:37 AM

Megaman was badly damaged after MM7; low on resources and with MM close to death, Dr. Light had to rebuild parts of him with some of Roll's spare parts.

(In other words, MM looks like a girl in the MM8 cutscenes in addition to sounding like one)

Psycho Yuffie · January 21, 2009, 02:31:18 AM

Quote from: HyperSonic.EXE on January 21, 2009, 02:21:33 AM
Dynamo is the upgraded Bass.

No. Zero is Forte and Roll combined. Geez! Everyone knows that.

Quote from: Flame on January 21, 2009, 02:29:31 AM
Dr. Weil is actually Dr Cain. as Cain got older, he began to need electronic brain implants to keep his mind sharp, but those parts caught the Maverick virus and Dr. Cain went maverick and began to be known as Weil.

I've heard this before. oo;

Flame · January 21, 2009, 02:47:00 AM

Quote from: Noboka on January 21, 2009, 02:31:18 AM

I've heard this before. oo;

thats where its from. sad thing is some actually believe this.

Protoman Blues · January 21, 2009, 02:48:02 AM

HeatMan is actually a woman and hides her Atomic Tits from all.

HyperSonicEXE · January 21, 2009, 02:50:14 AM

At the end of the Mega Man classic arc, Mega Man ripped off the top part of his spandex suit so that he could achieve 200% power, and his last charge shot that destroyed Wily and his lab was called the Final Atomic Buster.

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The Fake Rumor Thread