Py-Loki's ear twitched when he hear AFRODORK--oops, AFRODOK's cry but ignored it in favor of the senseless chicken slaughter on the floor.
"Whoa! You can't show this on television!" he yelped.
No matter, how many angry chickens Hazardpool cut down, a dozen more would rise to take its place. Py-Loki then used his magics to summon something so awful and foul. A fifty-foot-tall Colonel Harland Sanders appeared from a portal wearing his iconic suit; in his hands he carried a bucket full of his eleven secret herbs and spices.
"Hmmm. Finger lickin' good!"
The chickens let out an alarmed squawk and stampeded over Hazardpool and flooded out onto the streets. One of them jumped onto AFRODOK and frantically flapped its wings as Colonel Sander burst from the wall and breathed fire that oddly smelled like elderberries.
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Hey Hazardpool, do you read??" The medawatch tranferring SumiLogan's voice.
"Ow, yeah I read ya buddy." Hazardpool gets up with a half torn outfit, covered in feathers, with chicken foot prints marked all over him, just realizing his attackers suddenly scrambled. "Yeah you better run."
"
Nevermind that, bub. We've got ol' oversized muffin-head all wrapped up. How's it going on your side?" SumiLogan asks.
"You shoulda seen me, buddy." Hazardpool dusts of the feathers all over his body, "I was up against an enter horde of Kentucky Fowl Cockers..."
"
Not now, bub." SumiLogan interrupted him, "
Speaking of the Colonel, we just got another huge problem here, and I don't mean to burst ya bubble, but we got a Colossal Sanders, finger lickin' the city into chaos."
"What? Ya serious, buddy." He responds before hearing the words 'Finger lickin' good', "Riight, I got ya point, buddy. Leave it to me..."
"
Bub, I know you're regeneration abilities make ya almost invincible, but I think ya wanna take care of the fox-puppy from summoning more unnecessary weirdness. Believe me the citizens ain't gonna be alive to cheer for ya if ya keep this up. Just focus on getting that fox to get rid of his toys." SumiLogan advised Hazarpool.
"Okey dokey." Hazardpool replied before cutting communications between him and SumiLogan.
(I'm gonna have to cut this one short, since I ran out of time preparing this, today.)