Topic: RPM-vengers Assemble!

[Police Girl]

Batguy - "Ah, to smack somebody in case they come in? Or to attach to the door to make some noise if somebody comes in?"

Batguy pondered to himself.

Batguy - "Ah... I'd sleep as well but trust issues prevent me from bothering with sleep. Besides I can't feel comfortable unsuiting unless its at home. Well either way take it easy."

Batguy left the room and went to another room nearby. He took his mask off and took a deep breath.

Josei - "That girl... I can't help but feel like I've seen her before... she's really beautiful, that batsuit does nothing to hide that fact. Do I know any women? Just Swallow but she's just a girl... that's all, could be a business associate? Maybe, but I don't feel like I should jump to conclusions..."

[Mr. Haxwell]

Meanwhile, Hazardpool was running back to the 2nd Municipal Bank. He was suddenly distracted by the Mini-McDs attacking Chariot. Their laughter reminded him of those grunts from Halo.

"Hmm, I wonder what happens if I..." Hazard ponders as he pulls out a deagle, takes a clear shot at a random Mini-McD, hitting it clear in the head...

*HURRAAYYY!!* went the Mini-McD, as its head exploded into confetti.

"OMG!? They actually do sound like those..."

"WHAT DID I TELL YA TO DO, BUB!" SumiLogan suddenly interrupted Hazardpool from his medawatch, "Get going, or else..."

"Alright, alright already. Party Pooper..." Hazardpool responded feeling a little grumpy.

"I heard that!" SumiLogan sorta over heard Hazardpool's remark.

"Nothing, nothing, I'm going, I'm going." Hazardpool decided to shut up and hurry back to the 2nd Bank.

(I'm just trying something here, hope Pyro doesn't mind, though. )

[White-Jet]

After knocking away several of the Mini-McDs, Chariot quickly notices a huge, afro-like mushroom wiggling within its roped confines.  One of the Mini-McD's dove for his ankle only for him to quickly lift it up while flipping his spear around and arching it far behind his head.

"FORE!!!" he shouts before golf-swinging the Mini-McD at AFRODOK's afro, wanting to see just how much it would chew on its seemingly organic fiber.

[Dr. Wily II]

(Lol, so in the end, even in this universe, his afro gets gnawed. )

*in a helium high voice* "HEY HEROES!! LISTEN TO ME!!"

As AFRODOK tried to get the heroes' attention, he suddenly felt something land in his afro. Unable to feel what it was since his arms were tied up, he initially ignored it... Until he heard... A buzz saw? His head then started to feel a bit itchy...

*in a helium high voice* "W-What's happening!?"

[Mr. Haxwell]

"Ya got some lice runnin' through your mind, bub." SumiLogan quipped at AFRODOK, as he watched the Mini-McD going waka waka waka through his afro.

[Dr. Wily II]

*in a helium high voice* "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!

AFRODOK hovered erratically, trying to shake off whatever lice there was in his afro.

[Sakura Leic]

The man briefly glance behind to look at the wailing living mushroom before turning his attention back at the oversized Colonel.

"Wasn't that the guy who was aging the populace?" The man thought to himself "Maybe he would know a way to change them back to normal, but I can't ask him with this guy still around."

"Hey did anyone find that Fox-Boy yet?" The man shouted.

[Pyro]

Py-Loki was busy wrangling a platypus inside the bank for no good reason, careful not to get the venomous spur.

[Protoman Blues]

"There you are!" Spider-Blues said as he hung upside from his webbing. "Ummmm, is there any particular reason you're doing this?"

[Sakura Leic]

"....Where the hell did that Platypus come from?!" The man asked incredulously as he narrowly dodged a fire breath and got more minor burns.  Interestingly enough, though no one noticed, the previous burns seemed to have healed slightly.

[Pyro]

"There you are!" Spider-Blues said as he hung upside from his webbing. "Ummmm, is there any particular reason you're doing this?"

Py-Loki held the platypus in a sleeper hold and only replied with a simple, "Cookies!"

[Protoman Blues]

"Yes, while cookies are the cornerstone of any healthy & snacktacular day of food consumption, they are not a reason to endanger people's lives like this!" Spider-Blues said. "Not even Girl Scout Cookies!"

[Sakura Leic]

"I know someone who makes better Cookies than the Girl Scouts!" The man shouted as he threw more bombs at the giant "If you send this guy back where he belongs I can give you some next time we meet!"

[Phi]

*in a helium high voice* "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!

AFRODOK hovered erratically, trying to shake off whatever lice there was in his afro.

AFRODOK suddenly leaped from Arche's grasp and started hovering erratically.

"H-hey, hold still, would ya!" He shouted to the Afro'd man, and dragged him back to the floor.

"What the hell is..." He noticed the Mini-McD gnawing at his afro.

"Hmm, I have an idea" Arche looked at the panicking AFRODOK. "Tell us who you're working for. If you don't spill, then this... whatever it is, will continue to gnaw at your precious afro." He smirked.

[White-Jet]

As the fiasco continued, Chariot decided now as the time to hand out the communicator Hajime gave him before teleporting him down to the bank.

Since he noticed Arche mutter something about the ship, he decided to trot over there and give one of them to him.

[Phi]

(Arche grabbed the ray gun beforehand, but I guess that aspect can be ignored...)

[White-Jet]

(Sorry, didn't read clearly.  I rewrote the post)

[Phi]

(You accidentally wrote "Phi"... Don't worry though, I changed it.)

"Huh? What's this?" Arche asked Chariot.

[White-Jet]

"The communicator for the dragon ship," Chariot said simply, "They said to hand it out to whoever needed anything that can be teleported to and from the ship."

He then glances over to the the manic mushroom running around in circles with a Mini-McD chomping on his afro, "Though I don't think it would be a good idea to take that thing back."

[Phi]

"Sweet." He took the communicator from Chariot's hand.

"Yeah, taking that thing inside the ship would be trouble, huh? So be it." Arche grabbed the rabid McD, tossed it above him and shot a fire blast at it.

BOOOOOOOOM! There was nothing left.

"I suppose I could interrogate 70s Afro-Disaster over here inside the ship." He said as he turned on the communicator.

"Beam us up, Scotty!" He yelled as he held AFRODOK in his arms.

(Spider-Blues ain't the only one getting a major Star Trek vibe. )

[White-Jet]

"...I'm seriously considering asking Ryuta to rethink the design of those telepads...." Hierophant mutters as Ittetsu puts in the coordinates of the communicator given to Arche and beams both him and AFRODOC into the ship.  He then puts in some more commands to throw up a force field so AFRODOC doesn't try anything while he's being held captive on the ship.

"We should be ready in five minutes," Ittetsu said, "Try and keep that oversize mushroom away from any openings so he doesn't try endangering the Berbils in his bid to escape."

Hierophant nods as he gets up and heads to the transportation room to check up on their new arrivals, passing by Hajime who had just gotten off the elevator with a rather large frying pan.  He stops for a moment and turns to his passing figure, opening his mouth to say something, but then decides not to ask and continues to the transportation room.

[Pyro]

"Yes, while cookies are the cornerstone of any healthy & snacktacular day of food consumption, they are not a reason to endanger people's lives like this!" Spider-Blues said. "Not even Girl Scout Cookies!"

"Endanger?" Py-Loki asked as if he never heard the word before (and did not ), "But aren't they having fun?"

"I know someone who makes better Cookies than the Girl Scouts!" The man shouted as he threw more bombs at the giant "If you send this guy back where he belongs I can give you some next time we meet!"

Py-Loki then turned to the man, then the rampaging Colonel, "Him? Hey Colonel! Time to go home!"

The Colonel's opened to cockpit where two platypuses were piloting the "giant." They chittered as they slid down the chute and waddled for rivers of Tasmania. As for the mech, it stood like a statue over the streets.

[Sakura Leic]

The man just stood there and looked at the platypuses in utter shock.

".....And I thought the Owl's obession with birds and bird like objects was damn weird." He sighed.

[Protoman Blues]

Better...than Girl Scout Cookies? Spider-Blues thought to himself. "Yes. Endanger. As in they are not having fun. Well, maybe that one dude with the boombox over there!"

[Sakura Leic]

The man stares at the old dude rocking with the boom box. 

"We really need to do something about these citizens or else they won't live to see their next birthday."  The man stated concerned.