(Okay, gonna split up Hazardpool and SumiLogan. I'm sending SumiLogan to the First Bank, and Hazard'll go to the Second.)
SumiLogan now rushing through the 1st Municpal Bank, hack 'n slashing through a gauntlet of furniture thrown at him.
"Man, I dunno what got into these old coots, but since I can't beat the crap out of... RAWWWR!" He split a large sofa flung directly at him in three, with his Flexor Sword, before passing right through it. "One of these days, that Hazard freak is gonna answer for this."
As he approaches the scene, where Arche Storm, Hawkeni, and their target AFRODOK, he took cover behind some furniture.
"Right, so the plan is to get rid of that floating bush's little toy. So all I have too..." He suddenly fell over as he saw his cover being lifted by a cranky mobster. "Aww, c'mon. I was using tha... woah..." He rolls out of the way, before the old citizen could smash him with his cover. "Goddamn sunnova... give me break, will ya!" He got up in a bit of rage as his shouting suddenly caught the attention of the others, before rushing to join in with them.
Meanwhile at the 2nd Bank, Hazardpool was on the scene as he observed the oddly weird battle between an obese Englander and a Giant chicken. He can see the chicken having the upper hand, or wing against the obese boxer. As the chicken backed up a bit from a left hook, he charged head first, sending the fat guy flying.
"Total Knock Out!!" Shouted Hazard as he dashed towards the chicken. "C'mon, put 'em up Chicken Boo. I bet I can beat ya without using my weapons." He then took a boxer stance gesturing the chicken who stood taller than a chocobo, clucked at him, while ruffling his wings a little.
(I dunno how long it took me to make this post. If wasn't for my father interrupting me to clean the side walk full of moss, I'd be long done with this.)