Tsuyoshi's Extraordinary Pants-less Adventure (part deux)

[Rabid Golf Cart]

And now ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present:




Last we saw Tsuyoshi and Co, they where heading to Fort MoonsBurg to take
the Lunar Express back to Tsuyoshi's home of Harrenhaus, Moon city, The Moon, Great Britain
to find some clues towards the whereabouts of Tsuyoshi's pants.

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Lets recall the events so far:



























And now the adventure continues.


Gosh mr Golem, do ever feel exuberent today. Like nothing could stop me on my epic quest to recover my trousers.


I have absolutely no clue where I'm going.


Hold on, what's that over there?


Oh boy, a SIGN! how wonderful, this ought to set us in the right direction.


Which way should I go?

[VixyNyan]

If Moon isn't the same place as the Duck Tales level, go for Ruoted/Detour.

I missed this.

[Akamaru]

I agree with Vixy. I missed these.

Take the Detour. Maybe the pants are along the route. Wait... Where would the detour take you?

[Nekomata]

check you inventory again. also, Detour.

[Rabid Golf Cart]

Here's my inventory right now:


Claymore mines x 98
Duke Nukem Forever
World map
Slingshot
Bag of cash

Bowler hat
Stick

I don't have the time to update it right now, I'll continue it tomorrow.
Keep the ideas coming!

[Mic Snipers the 13th]

I say go to the Moon!

[Sub Tank]

Dig underground.  The sign post is clearly a marker for hidden treasure.

[The Great Gonzo]

I missed your fantabulous pants-less adventure, good sir.   

Use the sign to open a portal to another dimension inhabited by aliens with elongated heads and literal beach bunnies.

[Jericho]

Here's another vote for the moon. Also, switch stick for slingshot, that way you can attack from afar if needed.

[Solar]

Take the detour, equip the slingshot and give the stick to Mr. Golem if possible.

I missed this.

[Protoman Blues]

Dig underground.  The sign post is clearly a marker for hidden treasure.

I agree with Sub.

[Sakura Leic]

Go to the Moon so that way you can get a Laser Gun for yourself and a Bazooka for the Golem.

[Dr. Wily II]

Unequip stick, equip Duke Nukem Forever, and nukem the signpost.

[Rabid Golf Cart]

I should probably point out the current quest so some people don't get confused.

they where heading to Fort MoonsBurg to take the Lunar Express back to Tsuyoshi's home of Harrenhaus, Moon city, The Moon, Great Britain to find some clues towards the whereabouts of Tsuyoshi's pants.

You know, The Moon?

[Sakura Leic]

I still like my suggestion.

[RMX]

Equip slingshot
Load slingshot with cat
Use slingshot on the moon

[VixyNyan]

Equip slingshot
Load slingshot with cat
Use slingshot on the moon

Transportation? Sounds harmful... poor kitty~

[Karai]

Unequip stick
Take & equip sign
Use World Map

[Rabid Golf Cart]

Dig underground.  The sign post is clearly a marker for hidden treasure.

What's this?
Human excrement!? what kind of deranged person would bury their own waste under a sign?


...

Detour.

Take the detour

Well then, I can go home later, let's have a look around.


Oh golly, this chap appears to be rather large and menacing.

[TeaOfJay]

Kindly greet the large and menacing fellow.

If that fails throw your cat at him.

[Solar]

Try to become his friend. If it attacks, equip the slingshot and fight back.

[Psycho Yuffie]

This guy is actually evil because of the dark shard jammed into his head. Take it out and I'm sure he'll return to his true form and thank you.

[Karai]

It's just a big bag of McDonald's fries. Maybe there's still something inside?

[Shiki Tohno]

- Greet the large, menacing fellow, and wait for his greeting.
- If after a while he doesn't greet you back or displays aggressive behavior, give the stick to your Golem companion and equip the Slingshot.
- Send the Golem companion to the frontlines as you cover him with long-ranged attacks.

[Jericho]

- Greet the large, menacing fellow, and wait for his greeting.
- If after a while he doesn't greet you back or displays aggressive behavior, give the stick to your Golem companion and equip the Slingshot.
- Send the Golem companion to the frontlines as you cover him with long-ranged attacks.

Seconding all of this.