Tsuyoshi's Extraordinary Pants-less Adventure (part deux)

[RMX]

-Unequip hat.
-Use hat on menacing fellow
-Greet the resulting awesome menacing fellow with hat.
-Follow DZ's instructions

[Rabid Golf Cart]

- Greet the large, menacing fellow, and wait for his greeting.
- If after a while he doesn't greet you back or displays aggressive behavior, give the stick to your Golem companion and equip the Slingshot.
- Send the Golem companion to the frontlines as you cover him with long-ranged attacks.

Well howdy there stranger, nice weather we're having today don't you think?


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Alright you run up and poke it with this stick and I'll provide cover fire.


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He's a pacifist.

[Sakura Leic]

I still say you go to the Moon to better wepons and then you can make out with alien chicks.

[TeaOfJay]

Throw the cat at the large, menacing fellow.

The cat'll do the rest.

[Solar]

Throw the cat at the large, menacing fellow.

The cat'll do the rest.

[Dr. Wily II]

Unequip stick, equip Duke Nukem Forever, and give it to the menacing fellow.
Equip golem with cat.

[RMX]

Throw the cat at the large, menacing fellow.

The cat'll do the rest.

With the slingshot

[Akamaru]

Throw the cat at the large, menacing fellow.

The cat'll do the rest.

With the slingshot

Sounds like the best thing to do. Try to see if the cat can get that thing on top of his head.

[Rabid Golf Cart]

Sounds like the best thing to do. Try to see if the cat can get that thing on top of his head.

Fly Mr Fuzzles, Fly!








D'aww, isn't that just adorable?


CRACK!


:shatter:


Well, it looks like this chap died from a cuteness overload.

[RMX]

Loot the body

[TeaOfJay]

Build a mech out of the body.

[Rabid Golf Cart]

Loot the body

Let's see what we've got here.


Well He doesn't seem to have any ID on him, but there's a library card for a Mr Frankie Bennett and $12.85 in his wallet.

[Protoman Blues]

Take the Money and go buy yourself a can of Soda.

[Rabid Golf Cart]

Take the Money and go buy yourself a can of Soda.

A refreshing soda ought to brighten my day.



:clunk:


Nice.

[Psycho Yuffie]

Give the cat a $3 tip for destroying the monster guy and then buy gloves. You might get cold!

[Sakura Leic]

Buy the cat a dead rat for it to eat, oh and maybe cover it in nacho cheese.

[Rabid Golf Cart]

buy gloves. You might get cold!

Buy the cat a dead rat for it to eat, oh and maybe cover it in nacho cheese.

Last I checked vending machines didn't dispense rats or gloves, only soda, junk food and panties.

[Protoman Blues]

Get a can of Soda for your friend, then head for the Moon.

[Acid]

Then you accidently discover that Pop is made of people. Hence the name. PeOPle.

[Solar]

Get some junkfood then, who knows how long it'll be until you are able to buy food again.

[Sakura Leic]

Last I checked vending machines didn't dispense rats or gloves, only soda, junk food and panties.

Go to the local pet store and look in the dumpster then go to a taco stand to get the nacho cheese.  And when you get the moon...well it's the same thing I've been saying.

[Psycho Yuffie]

Last I checked vending machines didn't dispense rats or gloves, only soda, junk food and panties.

Who said anything about getting it from a vending machine?

[Dr. Wily II]

Vending machine some panties to keep yourself warm, and fix up the chap as a hover transport.

[Sakura Leic]

Vending machine some panties to keep yourself warm, and fix up the chap as a hover transport.

Oh I like that as well.

[Rabid Golf Cart]

fix up the chap as a hover transport.

Get a can of Soda for your friend, then head for the Moon.

Onward, to MoonsBurg!

Oh dear the bridge appears to be out.