Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

[Quickman]

If it makes you feel better, I twisted both ankles on the way to the store.

And it stopped.

It's been forty minutes.

It stopped.

IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPED

[Sakura Leic]

Went to the gym today and my neck is sweaty.

[Dr. Wily II]

Espurrs and beeping.
The greatest combo.

[Quickman]

No more beeping.  I ended it.

SUCK ON IT SMOKE DETECTOR

But now I'm going mad from expecting it to beep.

[ViperAcidZX]

Espurrs and beeping.
The greatest combo.

I'm thinking of Espurrs beeping noises as their soul-stealing eyes change colors.

[Dr. Wily II]

No more beeping.  I ended it.

SUCK ON IT SMOKE DETECTOR

But now I'm going mad from expecting it to beep.

You need hugs.
A lot of hugs.
FROM HUNDREDS OF ESPURRS

[Quickman]

It's going to be difficult to write Espurr creepypasta when the reveal was a nice example of cinematography.

The scene with the plushies gathered around zoomed in on the central plushie's face, and the scene darkened.  A black veil was lifted, revealing glowing soul-stealing eyes.  The glow intensified as the camera pulled back, revealing more and more eyes.  A backlight lit up their forms, showing their shadows, and gradually the scene brightened to show the dimly-lit horde of Espurrs... all staring into your soul.

They just want to play with you.

FOREVER

[Dr. Wily II]

*eye twitches like an Espurr seeing a PokePuff dropped*

[Quickman]

*twitch*

THE SILENCE IS MADDENING

[ViperAcidZX]

The thing I can't stand about video game creepypastas nowadays is they are cliché as [tornado fang] with no sort of creativity whatsoever yet they have widespread popularity for all the wrong reasons. "Oh, there's hyper-realistic blood!" "Oh, there's blood and guts everywhere!" "Oh, this game is possessed / haunted / cursed!" "Oh, this character is portrayed as demonic and evil with black eyes and bloody tears!" "Oh, I'm too stupid to NOT play this game!" "Oh, it has FILE EXTENSION at the end of its title!"

[spoiler]Sonic.exe, you suck.[/spoiler]

I have listened to some creepypastas readings from Slowbeef of the worst ones out there and I just want to laugh my ass off to this stuff.

There, I broke silence.

[Police Girl]

So my [tornado fang]ing Firefox restarted twice, something went in there and deleted all of my addons, and installed two that were probably malware.

Real [tornado fang]ing classy, this came from the local NBC affiliate's news site, so its something they probably unwittingly installed.

[Blue Valkyrie]

Opened my front door this morning to take out some garbage and this adorable grey cat was just sitting there looking at me. Friendly too, I think he was sunbathing on our stoop, too well groomed to be a stray so I'm guessing he lives nearby. 

[megaman24681012]

The thing I can't stand about video game creepypastas nowadays is they are cliché as [tornado fang] with no sort of creativity whatsoever yet they have widespread popularity for all the wrong reasons. "Oh, there's hyper-realistic blood!" "Oh, there's blood and guts everywhere!" "Oh, this game is possessed / haunted / cursed!" "Oh, this character is portrayed as demonic and evil with black eyes and bloody tears!" "Oh, I'm too stupid to NOT play this game!" "Oh, it has FILE EXTENSION at the end of its title!"

[spoiler]Sonic.exe, you suck.[/spoiler]

I have listened to some creepypastas readings from Slowbeef of the worst ones out there and I just want to laugh my ass off to this stuff.

There, I broke silence.

Do you watch Yuriofwind? He does fantastic dramatic readings of bad creepypastas.

[Quickman]

I think in celebration of fixing the smoke alarm, I'll watch Ren & Stimpy.

[Phi]

Oh God... can't breathe...

[ViperAcidZX]

Do you watch Yuriofwind? He does fantastic dramatic readings of bad creepypastas.

I remember watching him doing a reading of Sonic.exe (or as I like to call it, "clichéd_sonicfic.exe") months ago and boy he ragged on it compared to slowbeef making sound stupid as possible (which we all know it is). If he's got more I'll them a whirl.

So my [tornado fang]ing Firefox restarted twice, something went in there and deleted all of my addons, and installed two that were probably malware.

Real [tornado fang]ing classy, this came from the local NBC affiliate's news site, so its something they probably unwittingly installed.

That sounds way worse than what I'm dealing with Firefox lately, hence the v20 rollback.

Oh God... can't breathe...

Is there a level where he wrestles a shark while skydiving 2000 ft. in the air with one hand tied behind his whilst singing the national anthem backwards?

[Blue Valkyrie]

Oh God... can't breathe...

Wut...

[Phi]

Wut...

[Blue Valkyrie]

Oh,my statement still stands.

[Phi]

Precisely.

Posted on: December 31, 2013, 12:23:03 AMZynk's sending a message, presumably to me.

Oh boy.

[Sakura Leic]

Is he the hidden user?

[Phi]

Yeah.

[Police Girl]

Oh boy indeed.

I can't imagine this will end cleanly.

[Sakura Leic]

My little Joltik is KOing everything with ease somehow.

[Phi]

Oh well, looks like he didn't go through with sending the message.

I was looking forward to "I don't like how you treat me. "

Or something else like that.