Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire

[Mirby]

He liked me.

And then hated me.

I don't know what happened.

[Quickman]

Perhaps you should destroy the ecosystem of Route 7 in revenge.

Introduce a new invasive species as a predator! 

[Dr. Wily II]

I ALREADY AM

[Quickman]

Then Mirby should introduce another species as competition for the Ralts.

In the meantime, I will continue to decimate Route 5 and hoard wild Abras in my basement.

[Mirby]

My Route 5 is full of Shinxes.

[Dr. Wily II]

DECIMATE THE SHINXES

[Protoman Blues]

I laughed! 

[Dr. Wily II]

The kicker is that the Breeder was STARING INTO THE PEN WHEN IT ALL WENT DOWN

[Protoman Blues]

He might have quit after that.

[Dr. Wily II]

That, or he likes dem Ditto action.

[Protoman Blues]

Possibly.

But Muk is a [classy lady]!

[Fxeni]

He's probably trying to figure it out... each and every single time.

[Dr. Wily II]

So much so that he becomes a broken record...

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[Protoman Blues]

I imagine he vomited at least once

[Dr. Wily II]

HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION

Although I think HOT DIGLETT ON WAILORD ACTION is more impactful.

[Pyro]

Just for lulz. Shiny Treecko! And I did not use the Masuda method.

[Amatiramisu]

HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION

Although I think HOT DIGLETT ON WAILORD ACTION is more impactful.

Related:

[Quickman]

That's why Magnemite's sweating.  Either that or she farted.

In regards to breeding, I usually drop off humanoid Pokemon.  The breeder's seen Eldritch abominations mate (which have drove him mad and his apparent ignorance is just his way of coping with the horrors he has witnessed), so watching my Alakazams go at it must be a refreshing break from HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION or Ditto action.

Still, he's a perv and Runaway has no manners when he gets it on with Cagli in the middle of the playground.

[Dr. Wily II]

Just for lulz. Shiny Treecko! And I did not use the Masuda method.

YOU STOLE THE SHINY GENE

[Sakura Leic]

I laughed! 

I don't think I want to know.

[Quickman]

So, say you went to your mom's house and let your team out of their balls.  Would they try to mate with each other (if they're compatible), or do they require the atmosphere that only a daycare can provide?

Maybe the breeder keeps Pokeporn on hand...

[Dr. Wily II]

There's always the black market for these things. Jenny has been trying for years to crack down on the distribution... Forgetting the most obvious.

Posted on: January 14, 2014, 08:48:13As for in-house breeding, I can only imagine the house looking like the player's room after rival battling in BW.

[Quickman]

OH GOD WHY IS THE FLOOR STICKY D:

Good thing your mom has Pokemon experience.  Walking in on that won't be as shocking, but I'd imagine she would still try to describe it in G-rated terms.

"I was taking clean clothes to your room, and two of your Pokemon... well, they were having some 'Happy Time.'"

[Dr. Wily II]

OH GOD WHY IS THE FLOOR STICKY D:

Good thing your mom has Pokemon experience.  Walking in on that won't be as shocking, but I'd imagine she would still try to describe it in G-rated terms.

"I was taking clean clothes to your room, and two of your Pokemon... well, they were having some 'Happy Time.'"

Plus a trusty Mr. Mime to help with the cleanup!

NOT BEFORE DOING CREEPY LIKE IN XY

[Quickman]

One of these days I'll catch another Mr. Mime, though I demand for it to be female.  I think I have one, but I forget.  My box is so disorganized right now, i need to spend some time going through it and organizing everyone by type and group by species.

I have almost forty Abras spread across five boxes.