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ViperAcidZX · **on:** July 30, 2010, 08:43:24 PM

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A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Crazy? Yes.

Source: http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Mirby · **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2010, 08:45:02 PM

Saw this on Facebook. Pretty hilarious.

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2010, 08:45:28 PM

Mirby · **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2010, 08:46:22 PM

It gets the blood flowing?

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2010, 08:48:25 PM

What? In the neck?

Mirby · **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2010, 08:49:17 PM

Don't knock it; now you have an excuse to stare at boobs!

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2010, 08:50:01 PM

I weep for humanity.

Align · **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:29:49 PM

Old.

Quote from: Rad Lionheart on July 30, 2010, 08:45:28 PM

How?

Endorphins?

Blackhook · **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:35:21 PM

...Didn´t Braniac (A british show aikin to Mythbusters) prove it wrong?

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:37:08 PM

Quote from: Blackhook on July 30, 2010, 09:35:21 PM

...Didn´t Braniac (A british show aikin to Mythbusters) prove it wrong?

Probably. I seem to recall there being an episode with something like that in it, but I don't recall the outcome.

Or are you thinking of the experiment where they tried to determine whether men prefer the breasts or backside?

Blackhook · **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:39:33 PM

They let one guy stare at women´s breast while they made another one train. The one that trained had better results than the guy who starred at boobs

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:41:33 PM

Quote from: Talyn on July 30, 2010, 08:49:17 PM

Don't knock it; now you have an excuse to stare at boobs!

I don't get aroused by breasts though.

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:42:28 PM

Oh. I don't remember it, in that case.

This whole "study" sounds like a cheap attempt to justify staring at tits all day. As a general rule of thumb, I take these studies with a grain of salt.

Align · **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:43:17 PM

Quote from: Blackhook on July 30, 2010, 09:39:33 PM

They let one guy stare at women´s breast while they made another one train. The one that trained had better results than the guy who starred at boobs

Better results at what, exactly? I mean obviously boobs aren't going to make your muscles grow (oh man, the possibilities...).

Blackhook · **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:44:30 PM

Quote from: Alice the Ninja Maid on July 30, 2010, 09:42:28 PM

Oh. I don't remember it, in that case.

This whole "study" sounds like a cheap attempt to justify staring at tits all day. As a general rule of thumb, I take these studies with a grain of salt.

Shhh you, I bet there was a lot of HARDCORE SCIENCE involved

Quote from: Align on July 30, 2010, 09:43:17 PM

Better results at what, exactly? I mean obviously boobs aren't going to make your muscles grow (oh man, the possibilities...).

I don´t remember exactly...

ViperAcidZX · **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:44:47 PM

Quote from: Blackhook on July 30, 2010, 09:35:21 PM

...Didn´t Braniac (A british show aikin to Mythbusters) prove it wrong?

Well I'm not sure which experiment they did on that show to prove it wrong (not sure if they aired on G4's late-night block); someone at DoujinStyle where I first heard of this news said the same thing. I did remember seeing an experiment that's kinda similar since it involved a man's sex drive they did back when I had G4 on Comcast and when it was on their late-night block. The experiment was would a soccer team performed better after playing a board game or after having sex. And the results where the team that had sex did much better than the team that played board games. I'm really surprised that I remembered that...

Gotham Ranger · **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:09:50 AM

Quote from: Blackhook on July 30, 2010, 09:39:33 PM

They let one guy stare at women´s breast while they made another one train. The one that trained had better results than the guy who starred at boobs

I remember this, yeah. Staring at boobs doesn't do much for you.

Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon · **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:16:25 AM

Too bad for me; I don't like tits...

Dexter Dexter · **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:17:59 AM

Real or drawn?

Black Mage J · **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:20:42 AM

Drawn are better than real, bro.

Dexter Dexter · **Reply #20 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:22:28 AM

Whatever, I'll stare at both.

Hell, I'd undergo sex reassignment surgery and stare at my own. Oh wait...

Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon · **Reply #21 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:23:05 AM

Quote from: Black Mage J on July 31, 2010, 02:20:42 AM

Drawn are better than real, bro.

But seriously, in real porn, the people are always making stupid faces.

ViperAcidZX · **Reply #22 on:** July 31, 2010, 03:04:55 AM

Quote from: Idylleaus Euclidea on July 31, 2010, 02:23:05 AM

But seriously, in real porn, the people are always making stupid faces.

For your health.

Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon · **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2010, 03:09:09 AM

Quote from: ViperAcidZX on July 31, 2010, 03:04:55 AM

For your health.

I'm not sure I can trust someone's advice on health, especially considering said advisor has a face resembling pizza dough soaked in tomato juice.

Dexter Dexter · **Reply #24 on:** July 31, 2010, 03:24:45 AM

Quote from: ViperAcidZX on July 31, 2010, 03:04:55 AM

For your health.

Is that you, Dr. Frankenstein?

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