Staring At Boobs is Good for You *prays not to be banned for this*

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A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Crazy? Yes.

Source: http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html


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Saw this on Facebook. Pretty hilarious.

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
Just enjoy yourself, don't complain about everything


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How?



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It gets the blood flowing?

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What? In the neck?



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Don't knock it; now you have an excuse to stare at boobs!

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I weep for humanity.



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...Didn´t Braniac (A british show aikin to Mythbusters) prove it wrong?


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...Didn´t Braniac (A british show aikin to Mythbusters) prove it wrong?

Probably. I seem to recall there being an episode with something like that in it, but I don't recall the outcome.

Or are you thinking of the experiment where they tried to determine whether men prefer the breasts or backside?



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They let one guy stare at women´s breast while they made another one train. The one that trained had better results than the guy who starred at boobs


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Don't knock it; now you have an excuse to stare at boobs!
I don't get aroused by breasts though.



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Oh. I don't remember it, in that case.

This whole "study" sounds like a cheap attempt to justify staring at tits all day. As a general rule of thumb, I take these studies with a grain of salt.



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They let one guy stare at women´s breast while they made another one train. The one that trained had better results than the guy who starred at boobs
Better results at what, exactly? I mean obviously boobs aren't going to make your muscles grow (oh man, the possibilities...).



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Oh. I don't remember it, in that case.

This whole "study" sounds like a cheap attempt to justify staring at tits all day. As a general rule of thumb, I take these studies with a grain of salt.
Shhh you, I bet there was a lot of HARDCORE SCIENCE involved

Better results at what, exactly? I mean obviously boobs aren't going to make your muscles grow (oh man, the possibilities...).

I don´t remember exactly...


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...Didn´t Braniac (A british show aikin to Mythbusters) prove it wrong?

Well I'm not sure which experiment they did on that show to prove it wrong (not sure if they aired on G4's late-night block); someone at DoujinStyle where I first heard of this news said the same thing. I did remember seeing an experiment that's kinda similar since it involved a man's sex drive they did back when I had G4 on Comcast and when it was on their late-night block. The experiment was would a soccer team performed better after playing a board game or after having sex. And the results where the team that had sex did much better than the team that played board games. I'm really surprised that I remembered that... o~O


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They let one guy stare at women´s breast while they made another one train. The one that trained had better results than the guy who starred at boobs
I remember this, yeah. Staring at boobs doesn't do much for you.



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Too bad for me; I don't like tits...


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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Real or drawn?

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Drawn are better than real, bro.



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Whatever, I'll stare at both. owob Hell, I'd undergo sex reassignment surgery and stare at my own. Oh wait... -u-'

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Drawn are better than real, bro.
8D

But seriously, in real porn, the people are always making stupid faces.


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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8D

But seriously, in real porn, the people are always making stupid faces.


For your health.


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For your health.
I'm not sure I can trust someone's advice on health, especially considering said advisor has a face resembling pizza dough soaked in tomato juice.


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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For your health.
Is that you, Dr. Frankenstein? 8D

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