The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories

[Dr. Wily II]

"Oh, don't worry. I INTEND to. GUARDS! Bring in... BARNEY, and... THE TELETUBBIES."

[Alice in Entropy]

Lucky cocked an eyebrow. "What's that?"

[Dr. Wily II]

At Lucky's question, the main doors swung open, and there stood a purple... T-Rex? It skipped and jumped all over the room, chuckling a strange laugh all the way, and began to break into song... Something about loving you and loving me. It was awful, believe me.

As that dinosaur was singing away, 4 more... Creatures ran in. One was purple, carrying a red handbag, another was green, with a cow-print tophat, another was yellow, bouncing a large ball, and the last was red, zooming on a sort of scooter. They all had something like a TV screen on their stomachs, that showed a chuckling sun with a baby face. These 4 creatures ran up to Lucky and said...

"AT-OH!"

[Alice in Entropy]

Lucky stared in abject puzzlement and bewilderment at the strange creatures parading around in front of him.

"Okay, that's pretty weird," he conceded, "But I've seen plenty of weird stuff before!"

[Dr. Wily II]

"Hmm, you are rather resilient... I should up the chsllenge." DWII turned his attention to his guards again.

"Guards. Bring in... SMILEDOG."

[Alice in Entropy]

Lucky's defiant smile immediately faded, to be replaced with a grim frown of total horror. His pupils dilated with fear. Wily had struck a nerve deep inside Lucky, ordering his troops to bring in something Lucky never wanted to see again.

"No...not...not that! Not Smiledog!"

[Dr. Wily II]

DWII lowered his visor as Smiledog was brought in.

"Now Smiledog... Lucky here would love to hear you say some of those "hidden" messages in Sonic CD. Care to oblige him?"

[Alice in Entropy]

"No! NOOOOOO!" Lucky shut his eyes tightly, trying to ignore the hideous abomination seated before him, hellish maw pulled into a fiendish rictus grin, its beady little eyes staring deep into his very soul.

[Dr. Wily II]

Smiledog nodded, and walked towards Lucky. He then whispered into Lucky's ears, those words that he really did not want to hear. ESPECIALLY more from Smiledog's maw.

[Alice in Entropy]

"GAAAAAH! I WON'T HAVE FUN! Not while you're there...mocking me...tormenting me...!"

[Dr. Wily II]

"Yes... Just a bit longer now... Soon... Lucky's spirit will break! And I will personally remake him to do my bidding! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[Alice in Entropy]

"You'll...never...break...my...spirit..." Lucky clenched his fists and kept his eyes shut tightly, trying to ignore the wicked whisperings in his ear. "I...won't...GIVE UP TO YOU!"

[Blackhook]

The door of the room opened and then a strong burst of wind blowed smiledog and some guards away, making them crash into a wall
Seriously? Smiledog? Have you lost it old man? BTW long time no see...

[Dr. Wily II]

"You sure are a tough nut to crack... As expected from you. NO matter. It's time to open your eyes to the world. LITERALLY. Smiledog. DO THE HONOURS."

Smiledog nodded, and began to use his stubby fingers to slowly try and make Lucky to open his eyes, all the while, still whispering away.

Well, that was until an intruder appeared.

"Seriously. What ever happened to my floor plans of traversing through the first 5 levels of my WDS. Not only that. Uninvited guests. Is it so much to ask for a bit of coherent plot movement without uninvited guests!?" DWII screamed at the sky.

[Blackhook]

Blackhook then entered the room, listening for a while the mad man´s rant, before replying.
1. Dr. Wily, I have been here often enough to memorize this place, since noone was really atempting to stop me when I was observing this place. BTw. your 5 floors no longer contain it´s guardians for some reasson
2. This is RPM, there is NO plot movement only excuses for epic battles and random destruction!

[Alice in Entropy]

2. This is RPM, there is NO plot movement only excuses for epic battles and random destruction!

[Get out.]

[Blackhook]

[Get out.]

(No really, that is the overall plot for this RP+ randomess)

[Alice in Entropy]

(No really, that is the overall plot for this RP+ randomess)

[Are you still here? You're looking for the Team Fortress RP, it's just down the hall.

RP NEEDS PLOT.

Please stop ruining the plot.]

[Blackhook]

(Hmmm...good point there...but no, I am not leaving)

[Dr. Wily II]

(... Blackhook. What's the point of an RP if there's no plot movement. EVEN if this is a RPM RP? Without plot movement, how can it be Busy World RPM? In any RP, you need proper plot movement to move things along. No shortcuts. Buildup is important to make a story that flows well. RP is like storytelling. The parts are just as important. Shortcuting cuts down on the fun in plotting the whole thing. Please do understand this.)

[Blackhook]

(I am fully aware of that...
Jeez, then just kill me)

[Archer]

Roa stared boredly at floor, while listening to the commotion outside. He was currently in RPM's sewer, having landed here after his battle (if it could be called that) with Wily. He had been vaguely surprised to discover they didn't even acknowledge it's existence - the perfect place to hang out until the commotion was over.

"Isn't the smell, ah, a bit too strong for you?" Ricardo asked, a hand pinching his nose shut.

"Nonsense!" Roa said. "I'm a vampire. You get used to strange smells after awhile."



"Damn this place stinks!" The alternate Roa growled covering his face, Afro and Flame following behind him.

[Dr. Wily II]

(I am fully aware of that...
Jeez, then just kill me)

(I've tried before... Either way...)

"You know what. I seriously tire of this. Guards! Kill the intruder!"

The Zero Joes nodded and proceeded as commanded to stall a bit of time for DWII. He pulled out a piece of paper and begun to write something he read back in Alternate RPM. He did so while keeping his eyes shut tightly. As soon as he finished writing, he folded the paper with the characters inward.

"Oh and Blackhook, here's a gift for you." DWII threw the piece of paper, to which Blackhook caught instinctively. He unfolded the paper, and saw a word. Y'golnac. As soon as that happened, a strange gust of wind blew, and a vile creature was summoned from its depths, its appearance too vile to describe. It grabbed Blackhook by the waist, and disappeared, along with Blackhook.

[Blackhook]

(...I was kidding...)

[Archer]

"I'm going." Ricardo said suddenly, standing up.

"Hm?" Roa blinked a little suprised, before he shrugged. "Sure, do what you want. Just don't die."

Ricardo nodded and left. Let's just skip the 5 minutes between Ricardo leaving the sewer and arriving at the under-attack RPM because let's face it, nothing interesting what-so-ever happened.

Ricardo stared confidently at the attacking robot army, his hands in his white lab coat pockets.