Does this forum like girls on poles?

[Tron Bonne]

I'm on a light post hiding from a dog.  Also, all my clothes have burned off, but it's okay because you notice that I'm way prettier than Roll. 

Who will save me?

[Hiryu]

*Pokes you with a stick*

[Blackhook]

Ooooh a Doggie 

[Dexter Dexter]

SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

[VixyNyan]

Tron: "Whooooah! It's A DOG!!"

*A blue boy just heard that and runs after the girl, and the dog that chase her*

*The girl is stuck on a lamp post and the dog keeps barking at her*

Tron: "What are you staring at? I'm not a circus clown or something. Go on! Get out of here!"

[Emiri Landeel]

Robotnik: "NO!"

[Gaia]

As Gaia wondered around in a police uniform (remember, this is not RPM's Gaia), he noticed Bonne activity going on, as he sees three reaverbots, odd-looking to him..

Gaia: This could be treachery afoot, nobody lets reaverbots out of thier underground cages.. *runs off to the police station*

[VixyNyan]

*The blue boy is about to lift his foot to do something very mean and cruel to an animal*

Blond girl: ROCK~!!!

*The moment he lifts the foot and heard the scream, the blue boy trips backwards and falls smack down the ground, the dog runs away, and the blue boy feels dizzy from the fall*

Blue boy: Uuuuhh?

[Gaia]

Then, just moments ago, he goes to investagate the area where the recovering dog was.

Gaia: ..Today's just NOT my day.. I expect a full paycheck after this later.

[Blackhook]

And then a bishie robot with long purple hair tried to kill everything with a GIANT ROCK!

[Flame]

*Pokes you with a stick*

*Pokes with a  baseball bat*

[Gaia]

*Gaia spots a familiar face*

Gaia: Excuse me sir, why are you poking someone with a baseball bat?

[HyperSonicEXE]

And then a bishie robot with long purple hair tried to kill everything with a GIANT ROCK!

Aldo was using Sliding Haymaker in the RPM Kingdom, but wound up in this dimension and destroyed the giant rock and waylayed the bishie.

Aldo: "...HEY, WHAT THE HECK?! Get me out of here! I've got to get back to my world and get my Keep back! ...ah, a portal."

Aldo exited through the dimensional portal.

[Black Mage J]

And then a bishie robot with long purple hair tried to kill everything with a GIANT ROCK!

PIiiiiiiiiiing.
And an unsuspecting gentleman sees all the commotion and does what any other person would do, ram the pole with his Vurago.

[Flame]

*Gaia spots a familiar face*

Gaia: Excuse me sir, why are you poking someone with a baseball bat?

Cuz I can

[Hiryu]

"Hey, quit poking me with that!"

*Keeps poking Tron with the stick*

[Nekomata]

*pops out of nowhere, fires the spread buster into the crowd, and disappears.*

[Archer]

-Eats an energy bar. Leaves-

[Police Girl]

Y'know, I think I'm going to find that wacky haired blonde, she won't be able to do anything unless I press X near her (At least I think its X). She definetly doesn't seem as bossy as the pole girl. But meh, that strange boy in blue armor can take her for a spin.

[Sky]

this thread is fetish fuel and i will have no part of it other than this post right here

[Afro-Shroom]

I'm on a light post hiding from a dog.  Also, all my clothes have burned off, but it's okay because you notice that I'm way prettier than Roll. 

Who will save me?

Afro comes by with a group of kids, "point and laugh kids...point and laugh." Dan comes up behind him, "you know this is gonna scar that girl." "POINT AND LAUGH!" He yelled back. Dan also proceeds to point and laugh.

[Black Mage J]

The gentleman proceeds to run the kids over, turning them into perfect gentlemen while they sip tea and talk about where they got thier tophats which they bought with legal, hard earned money. The gentleman uses his car to then pull the moon down using good ol' fashioned rope,  the gentleman cuts the moon and sets a slice of it on  two pieces of bread. "Who wants some moon cheese, hm?" Said the gentelman, poking Afro's Afro with his lucky special cane of avocado.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Excuse me, ma'am, may I take some pictures with you where we both are in positions that imply that we are in the midst of sexual intercourse so that I may show them to some people at school and tell them I lost my virginity in the middle of the street?

[ST Jestah]

The gentleman proceeds to run the kids over, turning them into perfect gentlemen while they sip tea and talk about where they got thier tophats which they bought with legal, hard earned money. The gentleman uses his car to then pull the moon down using good ol' fashioned rope,  the gentleman cuts the moon and sets a slice of it on  two pieces of bread. "Who wants some moon cheese, hm?" Said the gentelman, poking Afro's Afro with his lucky special cane of avocado.

Then from the slice of moon cheese, a flower sprouted.  The breeze gently pushed the flower's azure petals.
However, this was no ordinary flower, for it had a familiar face.
Looking up at it's captor, with a warm, yet slightly eerie smile, it said to him: "...Bacon Hog"

After those words had pased it's non-existent lips, there was a large nuclear explosion somewhere in the city.
Suddenly, the flower wilted and transformed into a giant, mecha chicken.
It pointed towards the explosion and with a lust for justice it shouted: "Green eggs and toasted olives!! We must shave ze world, NOW!!"
So the giant, mecha chicken transformed into a ferry boat, and along with his food-based Power Ranger friends, flew into the sun, where they spontaniousy combusted, in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEE!!.

The world learned a very important lesson that day. NEVER RUN WITH SCISSORS.

Elsewhere, a caped man was pointing and shouting...at the light post.

[EDIT: fixed some writting errors in the post]

[Black Mage J]

"I say," Said the Gentleman, using one hand to play whack-a-mole and the other picking up the cheese "That was a bizarre adventure, but not JoJo's.( I haad to do it)" The gentelman picked up the moon cheese and threw it back in orbit, where it wrestled the heavywieght champion Saturn. The gentleman then passed the cane to Trone Bonne, who then magically put on a sexy bunny suit. The gentleman reusumed poking Afro once his lurp was done baking in the oven.