The Galactic Adventures of RPM!

[Gaia]

After the deal was made, Gaia checked to see if there were any ships around.

Gaia: Hmm.. this can take awhile..

[Dr. Wily II]

Afro:...

Dan: Afro I hate to say this but I told you it would still be here.

Afro: *curls into the fetal postiton and sucks his thumb* It's already at 3 Googols... 

"3 Googols? Please do enlighten me on how much is that in zennies... 50 years sleep you know..."

[Afro-Shroom]

(It;s actualy a real number, it's 1 followed by 100 zeros.   )

Dan: Let's just say I don't think Afro will be abe to pay off the debt anytime soon again.

[Dr. Wily II]

(Well goodness gracious me. )

"Well, with that done..." DWII proceeded to cover himself in the large sheet from earlier.

"And now I have this strange urge to say..." *gets closer* "I'm haunting you."

[Afro-Shroom]

Afro: Noooooo! *holds the sides of his head*

Dan: Jeez...you think he'd change some what over these 45+ years but no. 

[Dr. Wily II]

"Hehe, and it seems my memories are coming back to me... Only one thing to make sure." DWII then proceeded to gnaw on Afro's afro.

"Yeahf, thisf doesf bringf backf myf memoriesf..."

[Afro-Shroom]

As Afro flailed about with DWII gnawing on him,Dan in turn just face palmed...

Dan: Fifty years and the fall of RPM and even still this finds a way to creep back on him. Oy Doctor, I needed to ask you something!

[Dr. Wily II]

"Whatf dof youf wantf tof askf?" DWII replied, still gnawing away.

[Afro-Shroom]

Dan: I need help on finding out what caused Afro to become a mole man.

[Dr. Wily II]

At that request, DWII released Afro's afro, and began to think.

DWII: Hmm... This might not be as easy as it seems... But then again, we could get an unlimited supply of pig mole steaks!

Afro + Dan:

DWII: Hehe, just joking. Alright, I'll see what I can do... Or am I...

[Afro-Shroom]

Dan: Good...alright Afro let's get going.

Afro: Alright lead the way you whipper snapper!

DWII: Well we should start with- wait...what?

Afro: well I am your elder.

DWII: What!?

Afro: By a good 20 years I believe. 

Dan: Oh right I forgot to mention...Afro was never in Cryo for practicaly the entire journey. For Some reason he doesn't seem to age. 

[Dr. Wily II]

"... VERY interesting... This needs the high-end equipment... Captain, I'll be in the tech lab section of the ship if you need me."

With that, DWII, Afro and Dan made their way to the lab.

"I can't wait... For dissection..."

[White-Jet]

After a couple hours, Hajime pulled back and wiped his forehead, disregarding the fact that there was no moisture in space.

"There," he sighs through his built in re-breather, "Now to test it out and see if anyone can get any digital cable from the old TV station."

He swims back to his Dragon Truck and warps down to the last universal TV Station still standing in the ruins of RPM and heads inside, repairing and turning on the spinning satillite dish which sent a signal to the orbital satillite to transfer the feed to every other satillite programmed to pick up and broadcast the shows that were playing throughout the walls of the TV station.

[Alice in Entropy]

Lucky smirked pleasantly at Archer, Wily and Afro's back and forth. Then, after the latter two had headed off, Lucky gave Archer a thumbs up signal.

"You want to meet my loyal crew?"

[Afro-Shroom]

"... VERY interesting... This needs the high-end equipment... Captain, I'll be in the tech lab section of the ship if you need me."

With that, DWII, Afro and Dan made their way to the lab.

"I can't wait... For dissection..."

Afro: What? 

DWII: I meant discussion...or did I? 

[Dr. Wily II]

It wasn't long before the 3 arrived at their destination. After clearing the place up a bit, DWII motioned to Afro to lay down on a table. As soon as Afro did that, shackles locked him down onto the table, and a sort of medieval contraption began to lower down from the ceiling.

DWII slowly walked to the side of the table, hands up with rubber gloves on.

DWII: Are you ready?

Afro:

Dan: ... Doc, you sure?

DWII: As sure as I'll ever be...

[Afro-Shroom]

Dan: Doc I think it would be better to do some chemical and field tests before you try to dissect Afro. 

[Dr. Wily II]

DWII: Aww... But what's the fun in that!?

Afro:

[Afro-Shroom]

Dan: 

DWII: 

Dan: Look you can dissect him later but for now I'm just worried that what ever did this to him could pass on to some one else unless we act soon. So for now we should figure out what made him like this...

Afro: 

Dan:...then you can dissect him after.

Afro: 

[Dr. Wily II]

DWII: Fine... Fine...

Afro:

DWII walked back to the main computer in the lab, and typed a few commands. The contraption began to shake a bit, before a sort of syringe popped out, and stuck itself into the side of Afro's neck, and extracting a considerable blood sample. Of course, Afro fainted from the shock.

Dan: ... Will he be alright?

DWII: He's Afro.

Dan: ... Right...

Afro: ... @_@

[Gaia]

Gaia was ready with his crew and squad, taking off from his drillstation. He now seeks to look for live recruits.

Gaia: This shall be fun.. hehe.

[Archer]

Lucky smirked pleasantly at Archer, Wily and Afro's back and forth. Then, after the latter two had headed off, Lucky gave Archer a thumbs up signal.

"You want to meet my loyal crew?"

"Sounds like a delightful idea!"

[Gaia]

As one to expect, he sends out false distress calls to any ship nearby to pick it up.

Gaia: Now.. we wait.

[White-Jet]

With everything broadcasting nicely, Hajime calls in his Robot Masters to clean up the station and keep it functional for as long as the rest of the galaxy needed satilite cable to watch their favorite shows, then heads back to his dragon truck parked in the unfortunate wasteland of the planet and sits in the truck bed to observe the color and shape of the diamonds Gaia paid him with.

With currency becoming little problem now a days, Hajime had grown to accept any payment that qualifies as currency: coins, jewals, golds, paper documents, even Paypal.  Once the people who moved into space find the gumption to come back here and referbish the planet they once abandoned, he might take the stuff he was paid with and pawn them for some actual zenny, given most of them aren't well crafted imitations that might lose him a few coins.

[Archer]

Archer put his hands behind his head and sighed. Feels like I've just been standing here for days.