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Anal-penetrating chair kills teen -- wait, WTF? o_O

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Offline Shiki Tohno

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on: July 14, 2009, 05:20:08 PM
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/07/14/anal-penetrating-chair-kills-teen/




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Reply #1 on: July 14, 2009, 05:26:18 PM
There are no words for this.

Other than LOL.


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Reply #2 on: July 14, 2009, 05:28:04 PM
Well, now I'm going to have a fear of those chairs, especially since I always play with the lever to raise and lower it...


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Reply #3 on: July 14, 2009, 05:28:53 PM
This story is two months old or so.

It's still bullshit. How many times does this happen? Less people die from Violent chair penetration than from plane crashs or by murder.


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Reply #4 on: July 14, 2009, 05:30:01 PM
Oh, this is old news.
I heard this on the news a few months ago, still, a really sad way to go.


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Reply #5 on: July 14, 2009, 05:32:19 PM
D: what a terrible way to go...

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Reply #6 on: July 14, 2009, 05:46:20 PM
This wasn't how I wanted to start my day


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Reply #7 on: July 14, 2009, 05:57:36 PM
I suddenly have the need to stand up from my seat.


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Reply #8 on: July 14, 2009, 06:03:56 PM
Quote from: RMX on July 14, 2009, 05:57:36 PM
I suddenly have the need to stand up from my seat.
all of us do


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Reply #9 on: July 14, 2009, 06:18:05 PM
maybe this is the prototype for alien anal probes!


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Reply #10 on: July 14, 2009, 06:28:42 PM
really bleedin old~


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Reply #11 on: July 14, 2009, 06:32:31 PM
Quote from: AdamTheHedgehog on July 14, 2009, 06:18:05 PM
maybe this is the prototype for alien anal probes!



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Reply #12 on: July 14, 2009, 06:34:15 PM


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Reply #13 on: July 14, 2009, 06:35:23 PM
That sounds rather out-of-this-world.

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Reply #14 on: July 14, 2009, 07:06:29 PM
Rectum? Damn near kil-..Oh wait, thats not appropriate is it?


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Reply #15 on: July 14, 2009, 07:25:41 PM
I'm sure this had its own thread already over a month ago.


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Reply #16 on: July 14, 2009, 07:28:11 PM
That's... pleasant.


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Reply #17 on: July 14, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
hah. he actually tore himself a new one.


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Reply #18 on: July 14, 2009, 07:33:07 PM
Quote from: Sato on July 14, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
hah. he actually tore himself a new one.
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Reply #20 on: July 14, 2009, 08:25:25 PM
This is not funny at all, I can barely imagine the lil guy's pain..


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Reply #21 on: July 14, 2009, 08:32:17 PM
Quote from: Acid on July 14, 2009, 05:28:53 PM
This story is two months old or so.

It's still bullshit. How many times does this happen? Less people die from Violent chair penetration than from plane crashs or by murder.
A lot more people sit on such chairs for longer periods of time though..


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Reply #22 on: July 14, 2009, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: Align on July 14, 2009, 08:32:17 PM
A lot more people sit on such chairs for longer periods of time though..

I'm still not worried until vicious anal rupture caused by chairmen-assassination-systems become somewhat frequent.


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Reply #23 on: July 14, 2009, 09:11:00 PM
Looks new to me, I never heard a new about this until now. But still, that's gonna hurt a lot.


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Reply #24 on: July 15, 2009, 06:00:26 PM
i'll stick with my kitchen chairs for the comp hurts thinkin about it '>.>


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