Anal-penetrating chair kills teen -- wait, WTF? o_O

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Shiki Tohno

July 14, 2009, 05:20:08 PM
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/07/14/anal-penetrating-chair-kills-teen/




And I thought the world had already reached the epitome of weird...

Kit

#1
July 14, 2009, 05:26:18 PM
There are no words for this.

Other than LOL.

they dont think it be like it is but it do

Irgendein

#2
July 14, 2009, 05:28:04 PM
Well, now I'm going to have a fear of those chairs, especially since I always play with the lever to raise and lower it...

Acid

#3
July 14, 2009, 05:28:53 PM
This story is two months old or so.

It's still bullshit. How many times does this happen? Less people die from Violent chair penetration than from plane crashs or by murder.

Dr. Wily II

#4
July 14, 2009, 05:30:01 PM
Oh, this is old news.
I heard this on the news a few months ago, still, a really sad way to go.

I'm watching you all. Always watching.

Flame

#5
July 14, 2009, 05:32:19 PM
D: what a terrible way to go...
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Gotham Ranger

#6
July 14, 2009, 05:46:20 PM
This wasn't how I wanted to start my day

RMX

#7
July 14, 2009, 05:57:36 PM
I suddenly have the need to stand up from my seat.

Shiki Tohno

#8
July 14, 2009, 06:03:56 PM
Quote from: RMX on July 14, 2009, 05:57:36 PM
I suddenly have the need to stand up from my seat.
all of us do

AdamTheHedgehog

#9
July 14, 2009, 06:18:05 PM
maybe this is the prototype for alien anal probes!

Nekomata

#10
July 14, 2009, 06:28:42 PM
really bleedin old~

Emiri Landeel

#12
July 14, 2009, 06:34:15 PM

TheOnly

#13
July 14, 2009, 06:35:23 PM
That sounds rather out-of-this-world.
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Gotham Ranger

#14
July 14, 2009, 07:06:29 PM
Rectum? Damn near kil-..Oh wait, thats not appropriate is it?

Solar

#15
July 14, 2009, 07:25:41 PM
I'm sure this had its own thread already over a month ago.

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Satoryu

#17
July 14, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
hah. he actually tore himself a new one.

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Gotham Ranger

#18
July 14, 2009, 07:33:07 PM
Quote from: Sato on July 14, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
hah. he actually tore himself a new one.
We're both going to hell

Cpie

#20
July 14, 2009, 08:25:25 PM
This is not funny at all, I can barely imagine the lil guy's pain..

Align

#21
July 14, 2009, 08:32:17 PM
Quote from: Acid on July 14, 2009, 05:28:53 PM
This story is two months old or so.

It's still bullshit. How many times does this happen? Less people die from Violent chair penetration than from plane crashs or by murder.
A lot more people sit on such chairs for longer periods of time though..

Acid

#22
July 14, 2009, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: Align on July 14, 2009, 08:32:17 PM
A lot more people sit on such chairs for longer periods of time though..

I'm still not worried until vicious anal rupture caused by chairmen-assassination-systems become somewhat frequent.

Girla PurpleHeart

#23
July 14, 2009, 09:11:00 PM
Looks new to me, I never heard a new about this until now. But still, that's gonna hurt a lot.

Crimson Lightning

#24
July 15, 2009, 06:00:26 PM
i'll stick with my kitchen chairs for the comp hurts thinkin about it '>.>
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