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Reply #25 on: May 27, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
I never want to get that sheet ever again. EVER. Stupid cheating Canary Mary.

I seem to hate Double Dash less than most others here, it seems. Then again, I certainly hate MK Wii more, so I guess it balances out.



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Reply #26 on: May 27, 2009, 10:19:12 PM
Double Dash was the downfall of Mario Kart.  There will never be another Mario Kart as good as Mario Kart 64. 



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Reply #27 on: May 27, 2009, 10:30:06 PM
I'm so glad this site understands that. I got argued down to a bitter standstill over at GAF over how low a pedestal MK64 is on. XD

You know what sucks though? Double Dash was the only MK after 64 that looked like the designers had started thinking in the MK64 mold for levels. I mean look at Wario Colosseum and Waluigi Stadium.



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Reply #28 on: May 27, 2009, 10:32:59 PM
I'm so glad this site understands that. I got argued down to a bitter standstill over at GAF over how low a pedestal MK64 is on. XD

Those people probably sucked at MK64 and got their ass handed to them in Racing & Battle Mode one too many times.



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Reply #29 on: May 27, 2009, 10:37:31 PM
I never really had much trouble with DD, but I can understand what people say about MKwii  >w<



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Reply #30 on: May 27, 2009, 10:39:48 PM
Well, I don't like how the Red Shell being a homing device, Dry Bowser, the Blue Shell's entry, Dry Bowser, the lightning's nockoff, Dry Bowser, Dry Bowser.

He's just too fast. :(

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So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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Reply #31 on: May 27, 2009, 10:41:20 PM
....Um, the Red Shell was ALWAYS a Homing Shell.



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Reply #32 on: May 27, 2009, 10:41:58 PM
Never had problems with Dry Bowser honestly, I already addrssed the Winged Bomba Blue Shell, and red shells were always awesome. Hell, I kinda liked how MK64 handled those too as they weren't totally homing. You still needed wits to use them efficiently.

....Um, the Red Shell was ALWAYS a Homing Shell.

I fought myself to not say anything on that. XD



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Reply #33 on: May 27, 2009, 10:44:15 PM
The Spiny Shell sucks ass compared to the Spike Shell.  At least the Spike Shell had a chance to hit other racers along the way.



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Reply #34 on: May 27, 2009, 10:48:48 PM
That's another thing, aren't they both spiny shells with one being winged and the other not? XD

Sometimes that confuses the hell outta me.



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Reply #35 on: May 27, 2009, 10:49:59 PM
The MK64 Blue Shell was called the Spike Shell.  The MKDD and on Blue Shell was called the Spiny Shell.



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Reply #36 on: May 27, 2009, 10:54:59 PM
Yes, but since I don't have him in MKWii, he's a pain in the ass to race in the hands of a pro. Just that Mario Kart SNES I have played longer than the others.. and if I remember, Red Shells operated nearly the same way as Green Shells.

Spiky and Spinies shells are still annoying if you try to at least back up to trick the damn thing.

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.


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Reply #37 on: May 27, 2009, 10:57:08 PM
Even in SNES Mario Kart, Red Shell were always homing.



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Reply #38 on: May 27, 2009, 10:59:47 PM
It's not my fault for aiming for the guy in front of the dude that's in front of me, then hitting a side to make it act like a Green Shell.

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.


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Reply #39 on: May 28, 2009, 12:39:53 AM
Really? That's to the far left of my Mario Kart 64 experience.

Well, okay, the AI wasn't invincible, but it did still ignore a lot of weapon effects if it thought you wouldn't notice. If I red shell someone I expect them to fly into the air, not just slow down.

MK Wii is [parasitic bomb], but so's 64. Just [parasitic bomb] in a different manner.



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Reply #40 on: May 28, 2009, 05:11:12 AM
Well, I don't like how the Red Shell being a homing device, Dry Bowser, the Blue Shell's entry, Dry Bowser, the lightning's nockoff, Dry Bowser, Dry Bowser.

He's just too fast. :(
Oddly, I've never had problems with Dry Bowser. On the Wii, the main annoyances are usually Peach or Donkey Kong. I play as Toad, one of the lightest characters in the game, so...

Now, in Mario Kart DS... I swear to God, R.O.B. was programmed to just murder the player. If he's one of the two usual rivals at the top of the standings, he's always on your ass with red shells. If he's buried in sixth, he's packing blue shells like crazy. It's ridiculous.



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Reply #41 on: May 28, 2009, 03:52:24 PM
I swear to God, R.O.B. was programmed to just murder the player. If he's one of the two usual rivals at the top of the standings, he's always on your ass with red shells. If he's buried in sixth, he's packing blue shells like crazy. It's ridiculous.

R.O.B. is certified broken no matter what game he's in. Chances are if you see him, you should fear the astounding level of hax he will have period.

*Thinks about Brawl specifically while saying this*



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Reply #42 on: May 30, 2009, 08:14:40 PM
I never want to get that sheet ever again. EVER. Stupid cheating Canary Mary.

I seem to hate Double Dash less than most others here, it seems. Then again, I certainly hate MK Wii more, so I guess it balances out.

I prefer Double Dash compared to the Wii one too...

Probably because I can use the heart shield in Double Dash by using Peach and Daisy!  owob

As for game bullshit, I can't really think of any right now.. I never had much trouble with games before..

Edit: Oh wait, I thought of one. Being in 1st place in MK Wii or MK DS and being shot with a blue shell just as I'm about to win, only to have others pass me, bump me over, etc.



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Reply #43 on: May 30, 2009, 09:24:48 PM
Oddly, I've never had problems with Dry Bowser. On the Wii, the main annoyances are usually Peach or Donkey Kong. I play as Toad, one of the lightest characters in the game, so...

Now, in Mario Kart DS... I swear to God, R.O.B. was programmed to just murder the player. If he's one of the two usual rivals at the top of the standings, he's always on your ass with red shells. If he's buried in sixth, he's packing blue shells like crazy. It's ridiculous.

My problem with MKDS has been the AI in general. Good GOD was the computer a cheating bastard in that one. I got hit by THREE blue shells in ONE sitting, I may have even been hit by one after I was in second and it was launched, ALL right near the finish line too. It didn't even matter WHO it was, I didn't unlock R.O.B. at that point and even then the computer still gave EVERYONE who was in 2nd or lower access to EVERYTHING (there was a guy in second who got a lightning bolt, a guy in third who got a blue shell, and a guy in second who got a star, a STAR for christ's sake!)



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Reply #44 on: May 30, 2009, 09:35:06 PM
Yeesh, even the balance seems to be broken. If you race against a BooMansion or someone with similar skill when you try for a random race, it's not going to be a fair race I tell you (even mostly the racers there are either lacking of skill, or too skilled. No Skill Lv to match yours or nothin' I tell you).

And don't forget Brawl.. Hhrg. Again, who's bright idea was to give Marth's tip more damage, let alone Ike being the most broken powerhouse in the hands of a skilled player? crazy stuff man.

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.


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Reply #45 on: May 31, 2009, 02:50:48 AM
some more bullshit, My friend spams Ike's charge attack and claims he's a better brawl fighter then me because I can't match him in power (I was using Zero suit samus  though)

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Reply #46 on: May 31, 2009, 05:12:06 PM
Get good and beat him with Sonic.



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Reply #47 on: May 31, 2009, 07:19:12 PM
And don't forget Brawl.. Hhrg. Again, who's bright idea was to give Marth's tip more damage, let alone Ike being the most broken powerhouse in the hands of a skilled player? crazy stuff man.

It's actually slightly weaker than the Melee version, but I still lol'd. 8D

And Ike is broken now? O_o I guess people moved on from screwing around with MetaKnight & Priority Boy (Snake) then. XD



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Reply #48 on: May 31, 2009, 07:20:54 PM
What the Mega Man games? I recently played MM4 at Cossack's fortress where I faced a boss and I was killed by a boss only to restart the stage again.




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Reply #49 on: May 31, 2009, 07:21:23 PM
A victory with Sonic is like slapping someone in the face with your junk. It's like beating someone using only Dan's taunt.

It's a sweet victory. CARMEN MI AMORE!